My Memes - Page 49 - Worst Jokes Ever

Friendship

Friendship

The image shows three cartoon figures. The central yellow figure is labeled "ME". On the left, a blue figure labeled "MY FRIEND" is holding a knife to the central figure. On the right, a green figure labeled "MY OTHER FRIEND" is also holding a knife to the central figure. Text at the top reads: "WHEN YOUR FRIENDS HATE EACH OTHER".

Friend

Me when my friends start flirting with each other

A close-up of a digital drawing of a character with pink hair and cat ears. The character's expression is one of slight discomfort, with a small frown and eyes looking straight ahead. The background is black.

Truth

I sleek the truth to my mom...

A drawing of a crying anime character. The text says, "Pain... is all you give to me."

Friend

talking to your friend Jake in school be like

The image shows a still from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants. Spongebob is on the right looking angry at Patrick on the left who also looks angry. The text overlay reads, "WHY U MAD PATRICK? I CAN'T SEE MY HAIRLINE!"

Dick pic

Heres my "dick" pic

A man is standing in front of a blackboard with handwritten formulas.

Email

hehe i have exactly 420 emails in my inbox

Nigga

This is my best friend wean we play dbd

A young person looks down at a phone with a text bubble above saying, "Yes nigga I'm black".

Duck

A photo of many ducklings swimming together in a pond. The text on the image says: "I don't have all, not even some, of my ducks in a row. But they're all in the same pond, so I have that going for me, which is cool."

Forehead

Bro: “my forehead isn’t big” bro:

A mugshot of a man with a large forehead and big ears. His face is small, and his shirt is pink.

Toast

Shitpost-master general

A photo of a paper towel with cinnamon dust arranged in two squares to resemble toast. Text reads: "Every time I make my cinnamon toast it reminds me of the Hiroshima victims and I get a bit sad."

Coma

Shitpost-master general

The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a doctor leans over a patient in a hospital bed and says, "PLEASE... If you can hear my voice..." In the second panel, another person says, "It's no use! He's in a deep coma!" In the third panel, someone says, "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey."

Shitpost

Shitpost-master general

The image is a split meme. On the left, there is a red devil saying, "My child will make original shitposts." On the right, there is an image of Jesus and a mobile phone.

Child

The meme contrasts an image of a devil saying, "MY CHILD WILL not email a 9 petabyte zip bomb to a fox news journalist," with an image of Jesus next to an email that reads, "This file contains a lot of photos and videos from teachers on my school showing LGBTQ propaganda."

Disappointment

My disappointment in this website

A close-up of Kermit the Frog looking displeased with a hand in front of him, as if to say "stop."

Surgery

A person is shown in the dark. Text says "Me reconstructing my ball sack at 3am with the welder."

Week

The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.

Supremacy

My big boy

The image shows the text "I believe in BIGGIE CHEESE SUPREMACY" with a small picture of Biggie Cheese wearing a red hat and gold chains on the left, and a silhouette of a person on their knees on the right.

Teacher

Me when my friend talks about a teacher blasting off on a kid

A close-up of a man wearing a green cap with a white inscription and a white shirt. He is looking slightly to the right with a confused expression.

Friend

Dear explain bear, why are you impolite to my fellow human friends. This is such a predicament. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

A close-up of a young blonde girl with a wide smile, showing her teeth. She looks happy and has rosy cheeks.

Wine

Oh

A text message conversation. The first message says, "Started my juice cleanse yesterday and also went for a hike." The second message says, "bullsh*t, what'd you really do?" The third message says, "drank 3 bottles of wine and fell down the stairs."