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Life

Alastor Wade. · 2 years ago

Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?

The image contains a conversation between Alastor and Charlie. Alastor says, "You know, Charlie, thanks to your hotel scheme, I've learned to appreciate the little things in life and death." Charlie replies, "Yes! Good, Al! Like what?" Alastor then lists, "All the usual things: my first ever radio broadcast, helping my mother cook, and being the first ever person to actually strangle someone with their intestines."

Valentine's Day

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A dog runs fast on a green field. Text overlay says, "how I run to my bro on Valentine's Day (hopefully hes oiled up already)".

Lawyer

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A monkey's face is looking directly at the camera. The text on the image says, "My lawyer watching me talk my way from a speeding ticket to the death penalty."

Fish

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A four-panel comic strip shows a person fishing. In the first panel, a fish is on the hook, saying "Ow. This hurts so bad.". In the second panel, the person says "A talking fish! Will you grant my wish?". The third panel shows the fish saying, "I don't have any magic. I can retake Jerusalem tho." In the final panel, the person is replaced with a crusader helmet with the speech bubble saying "What a coincidence."

Anxiety

♢ Shy Dragon ♢ · 2 years ago

OPOSSUM

The image is a three-panel shot of an opossum. In the first panel, the opossum's face is shown with the text "my nek" over it. In the second panel, multiple baby opossums are on an adult opossum with the text "my bak" over them. In the third panel, an opossum is pictured with its mouth open and the text "my anxiety attak" over it.

Dad

aidencool67 · 2 years ago

my dad is good

A video still shows a bicycle in the street and the text "Holy shit! Your dad is a good biker." The video is taken at night.

Friend

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

Hola, my name is Jose

A meme featuring a man's face peering through a window with the text "Walking past a class that your friend is in."

Dad

The Dark humor Hub · 2 years ago

A still from Finding Nemo is juxtaposed with a quote. The quote reads, "What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found."

Ladder

The Dark humor Hub · 2 years ago

A photo of a stepladder next to the text "I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid."

Bug

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A cartoon-style image shows a cute bug. The image's text reads "Cool bug facts. My dad beats me."

Decision

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Close up of the side of Woody's face from Toy Story with a surprised expression. The text reads, "Me acting shocked when my poor decisions lead to negative outcomes."

Door

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A close up of a single eye with a white iris against a black background, looking through a keyhole. The text reads: "The shape shifter staring at my key hole, as he prepares to charge In at the door at full attack, and as I desperately try to prepare and hide and hope that he does not see me. 108.237.328.23 MISSISSIPPI DECEMBER 21, 2036"

Year

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows text saying "8 year old me in my room listening to Minecraft parodies while my parents argue in the kitchen:" above a blurry video showing a person dancing in a room.

Collaboration

RapBoat · 2 years ago

Veronica fine af tho

A split image with Eminem on the left and Jack Harlow on the right. Both are facing the viewer and hold their hands up in a frame around their faces. The text reads "Imagine if Eminem releases a collab with Jack Harlow with a MV and at the end of it Em takes off his crown and puts it on Jack's head, then acts all shook and emotional and then Em wipes his tears and says "IT'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE JACK, MY CROWN IS IN SAFE HANDS NOW"."

Reminder

Siri_the_Robot · 7 months ago

Do it

A meme consisting of text and a screenshot of a phone notification. The top text reads: "Me: Siri remind me to dye my hair tomorrow please. Siri next morning:". Below this is a screenshot of an iPhone notification from the Reminders app, dated 12:00 PM and labeled "now". The reminder text is: "Die today".

Math Teacher

Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago

A blurry image of a person with glowing eyes, surrounded by streaks of blue and purple light, as if powering up. Above the person, white text reads: "math teachers when i solve 2+2 in my head instead of using their 470 step method called the baboon foreskin factorization:".

Wednesday

NumberNull · 8 months ago

W E D N E S D A Y

A small, round, light-colored frog sits on a white background. Above the frog, the text reads: "It is Wednesday," and below it, the text reads: "my dudes."

Addiction

Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago

The meme contains two panels featuring Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort from 'The Wolf of Wall Street'. In the top panel, he is on a yacht wearing sunglasses and a white polo shirt, throwing stacks of cash into the air. The text overlay says 'SPENDING 1500$ ON METH'. In the bottom panel, he is wearing a blue suit and looking intensely stressed, biting his knuckles. The text overlay says 'SPENDING 60$ ON FOOD FOR MY CHILDREN'.

Fear

Willy b · 5 months ago

A two-panel meme featuring Jim Halpert from The Office pointing at a whiteboard. In the first panel, he is pointing at text that says "My rights don't end where your fear begins". In the second panel, he looks directly at the camera with a slight smile, and the whiteboard now says "So go fuck yourself".

Meth

Shitpost master-general · 10 months ago

A two-panel image featuring Leonardo DiCaprio from "The Wolf of Wall Street." The top panel shows DiCaprio in sunglasses and a white polo shirt, casually throwing money into the air. Text below reads: "SPENDING 1500$ ON METH." The bottom panel shows DiCaprio in a suit, looking pensive and biting his finger. Text below reads: "SPENDING 60$ ON FOOD FOR MY CHILDREN."

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