My Memes - Page 39 - Worst Jokes Ever

Setup

A laptop is displayed on a desk with the Windows XP desktop background. Above the laptop is the text "rape my setup."

Slipper

A top-down view shows a pair of feet wearing black, white, and red striped slide sandals on a light brown carpet. In the upper left corner of the image, a large brown cockroach is visible on the carpet. A black bar across the center of the image contains the text: My Gucci slippers came in today.

Problem

Me all the time

The image shows text at the top that says "Teacher: if you're stuck on a problem ask your partner. Me and my partner:". Below, two deer look over a green bush. A speech bubble near them says "...Now what?".

School

that one person name Jake in your school be like

An image from Spongebob Squarepants showing Spongebob standing next to a grumpy Patrick, with the text "WHY U MAD PATRICK? CAN'T SEE MY HAIRLINE"

Masturbation

A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/Kanye, labeled NSFW. The title asks, 'Is it still ethical to jiggle my johnson to Kanye songs?' The body text below is a 'DISCUSSION' post starting with 'A while ago, I discovered that certain Kanye songs caused me to become ithyphallic...' and continues with a lengthy description of the user's masturbation habits, influenced by Kanye West's music and recent controversies. It ends by asking for an alternative suggestion like 'Jordan Terrell Carter'.

Weed

A screenshot of a tumblr post showing three separate comments. The first post says "Learned today that my ex-husband buys his weed from a lesbian dominatrix that banned him from DJing at her sex club because he kept playing his version of 'Lean on Me' made entirely of samples of Homer saying 'd'oh'." The second comment says "AMAZING". The third comment says "Every word in that sentence is better than the last".

Cousin

this is my cousin (you’ll get it if u live near nyc subways [trains, not the sandwich])

A rat on the floor of a subway track.

Girlfriend

toastie will you do this with me

A photo shows two people in dinosaur costumes walking down a street. The text above them says: "My family: For sure when he gets a girlfriend, he'll mature. My girlfriend and I:".

World

My work here is done.

The image says "Be kind to yourself because..." followed by six reasons to be kind to yourself: 1. No one will ever be kind to you as much as you will be to yourself. 2. You deserve to receive all the kindness back in the world that you give out. 3. Being kind to yourself will add up to your self love and value and you will end up feeling much better than you did before. 4. It is a form of respecting and accepting yourself for who you are which can also encourage you to become more than you are. 5. It will expand your inner beauty which will shine on the outside. 6. Kindness makes your world and the world around you better.

Kitty

Fuck off! Finders keepers losers weepers now move bitch

A meme shows a man trying to take a cat from a dog who is standing on its hind legs and holding the cat. The text reads "NOOO! It's my kitty! Get your own kitty!"

Family

My dead grandfather!!!!

A black and white sketch of a person with shoulder-length hair, looking to the left, wearing a tie.

Music

stotpify

The image shows text that reads: "Me: *doing the laundry while listening to Spotify* Spotify: (I'm Not Okay, I'm Promise by My Chemical Romance will play next.) *song ends* *ukelele music plays* Me:" Below this text, there is an image of a blue, four-like cartoon character with an angry expression.

Life

shut the fuck up you pussy ass fucking bitch motherfucking parent depleater

The image shows three dogs, each labeled with a word. On the left is "my car", in the middle is "me" and on the right is "work". "Me" is in the middle pulling a toy labeled "money" away from "my car" and towards "work". The text above the dogs says "How life is going right now".

Face

my ugly face!??!?!?!?!?!?

A person with brown hair and a pink shirt is looking down at the camera with a distorted face. Their mouth is wide and their eyes are squinted.

Gf

C A S T O R here is proof the names are marked out for privacy

The image shows a text message conversation where someone asks "Well will you be my gf?" and is labeled as ME. Another person responds "What do you think?" and is labeled as Her. The person labeled ME responds with "Idk", followed by a "mhm" from Her.

Cat

omg me and my rat cat

A person is lying down next to their cat.

Star

Twinkl twinkl littel star

A cartoon of a person and a star. The person's speech bubble says "twinkle twinkle little star" and the second one says "I will hit you with my car".

Gasoline

A man is drinking gasoline from a cup, while a woman is sitting in her car, presumably unable to start the engine. The text reads: "ME WATCHING MY WIFE TRY AND LEAVE ME DUE TO MY GASOLINE DRINKING ADDICTION BUT THE CAR WON'T START (HMM I WONDER WHY)"

Camera

true

The image shows two photos side by side. On the left is a close-up of a person's face distorted in a way that looks like their face is being squished. Their eyes are wide and their mouth is downturned. On the right is a person with a smile. Above these two pictures is the text, "When I accidentally switch to my front camera & I'm there like:".

Leak

A four-panel meme. The top row is labeled "MOVIE LEAKS". The left image shows a Wojak wearing a mask over a sad face, with the text "This character dies". The right image shows a crying Wojak with glasses, screaming, with the text "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!". The bottom row is labeled "RADIATION LEAKS". The left image shows a distorted Wojak face with red blotches, multiple eyes, and mushrooms growing from its head, with the text "bLURGH GHSAAGHLR". The right image shows a human skull with melting skin and exposed bone, with the text "My Skin is literally Melting".