New My Memes - Page 59 - Worst Jokes Ever

Sister

ADDI♥♥ · 3 years ago

ME AND MY SISTER IM ONE IN GLASSES

Two young women, likely sisters, are taking a selfie. Both are making a kissing face. The woman on the right wears sunglasses and a white beanie.

Charger

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me on Monday morning with both my phone and computer

A picture of Kevin Hart with a sad expression. The text says: How you look when you wake up & the charger wasn't plugged in.

Brother

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

My brother when i slap him on the arm. But at the same time they are not about to grow up soft.

A man with a surprised expression has his finger in front of his lips, as if telling someone to be quiet. The text says "WHEN YOU SLAP YOUR LITTLE BROTHER AND HE STARTS TO CRY."

Face

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

I saw her face and said "Awoop Jump Scare"!!!!

A person with dark circles under the eyes and a wide, creepy smile. The text "MY FACE" is at the top of the image and "AFTER A 48 HOUR SHIFT" is at the bottom. The image has a watermark "nursebuff.com".

Sleep

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me vs. My mom

The image is split into two panels. The left panel shows Spongebob with a scared expression. The text above reads "Me when other people are sleeping". The right panel shows a green fish character with a joyful expression. The text above reads "Other people when I'm sleeping". The website boredpanda.com is visible at the bottom right corner.

Shark

emo · 3 years ago

my huskies be like:

A husky is swimming in water. At the top it is calm. Below, the same dog is showing its teeth and the text “I’m a shark!” is displayed.

PC

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Oh a toaster for a PC? how unsanitary

A photo of a kitchen counter with a toaster on fire. The text says "Simple effect: 'plays' My PC:".

Toaster

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Throw the bed sheet or better yet, throw the entire bed out

A picture of a bed with a splattered mess and a plate with toaster strudels. The text above the image reads: "I was eating a toaster strudel in bed and dropped it. No way my wife is gonna believe that story."

Gender

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

I also got mine replaced, hehe, I have a special surprised for you UwU

The image is a four-panel grid. The first panel shows the text 'Male and Female' next to a figure in a red robe. The second panel shows 'Non-Binary' next to an identical figure. The third panel shows 'Impossible to tell under all the machinery and tubes' next to another identical figure. The fourth panel shows the text 'Gender is irrelevant meatbag, I have replaced my genitalia with a neutron laser' next to the same figure now raising its arms.

T Rex

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

A reincarnated and heavily modified T-Rex is something that's been on my drawing board for years

A black and white drawing shows a large, mechanical T-Rex with metal parts and weapons. To the left, a figure in a robe raises their arms and yells "YEEESSSS!!!". To the right, a figure with mechanical arms holds a staff, and the caption reads "Praise the Omnissiah!".

Toaster

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Praise the all mighty Toaster!

The image shows three panels. The first one is a person bathing with a bread as a toy. The second is a red-hooded person lying down. The third panel shows the same person in the lower left corner, with arms raised, worshipping a toaster with a glowing light.

Toaster

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Now you must answer me with toaster memes so I can give them to The Omnissiah

A TechPriest character from Warhammer 40,000 is shown with the text "I showed you my toaster, answer."

Girlfriend

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

my girlfriend (she's shy)

Bf

🌺 FLOWER🌺 · 3 years ago

THIS IS MY BF

A blurry photo shows a person, with curly dark hair, holding a smartphone and taking a selfie. The text says: "THIS IS MY BF"

Testicle

CUTE BOY😝 · 3 years ago

HAHA

A cat sits with its paws folded in front of it at a table. The text above and below the cat reads: "Why don't you have a seat and explain where my testicles went."

Dog

COOL EMO GIRL 💖 · 3 years ago

THIS MY DOG

A picture of a large grey pitbull dog and a smaller grey pitbull puppy. The puppy is licking the larger dog's face.

Cat

COOL GIRL😜 · 3 years ago

my cat

A photo of a small black cat sitting on a carpet.

Dog

COOL GIRL😜 · 3 years ago

MY DOG

A black labrador retriever laying on grass with a ball nearby, its tongue hanging out.

Guardian Angel

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

👼😞

A statue of an angel with its hand over its face, looking disappointed. The text reads, "I have a feeling that My guardian angel sometimes looks at me like this."

Cat

COOL BRO · 3 years ago

OMG WHAT IS THIS

A fluffy gray and white cat with an angry expression. The text at the bottom says, "THIS IS MY HAPPY FACE".