New My Memes - Page 60 - Worst Jokes Ever

very interesting keep talking

A gray and white tabby kitten is lying on a bed and has its head slightly tilted and looks to the side, with its paw under its chin as if it is listening. The image text says: "My cat listening to my rants:".

look how cute this kitten is if anyone dislikes this you are my enemy

A close-up image shows a small, brown and white tabby kitten lying on its back on a blue and white plaid surface. A person's finger is gently touching the kitten's belly. The kitten has big, dark eyes and is looking up at the camera. Its tiny paw is raised.

ur mom is dumb ⊙

why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)

The image shows six panels, each depicting a different idea of what work from home looks like. The first shows someone sleeping with a pug, labeled "What society thinks I do." The second shows a hand holding a remote, with popcorn, labeled "What my family thinks I do." The third shows a child using a laptop, labeled "What my friends think I do." The fourth shows a woman with large sunglasses and luggage, labeled "What my clients think I do." The fifth shows a woman looking at a computer screen, labeled "What I think I do." The last shows a woman yelling into a phone, labeled "What I really do."

Online working be like:

The image shows a split screen. The top half shows a man during a video call, wearing a shirt and tie. The bottom half shows the same man in a hot tub wearing a shirt and tie and swim trunks, with various objects around him.

when i am annoyed with my brother

A still from The Lion King featuring Simba being held up by Rafiki with text overlayed on the bottom that says "YA".

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Stop

The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a young man wearing an FBI hat, looking serious. The caption says "Me: uninstalls tik tok. My FBI agent.". The bottom panel shows a young man crying, wearing headphones. The caption says "My chinese hacker."

idk

The image shows a blurred cartoon of Mr. Krabs, a red crab character from Spongebob Squarepants, looking panicked and stressed. The text above him says, "Me: when I do a presatation in front of my class".

frfr

A dark-skinned man is making a gesture with his hands. The text above the man says: "Me showing the shopkeeper my 100% off discount coupon."

My Mom: your so pretty! Me:

An illustration of a woman with short red hair.

My work here is done.

The image says "Be kind to yourself because..." followed by six reasons to be kind to yourself: 1. No one will ever be kind to you as much as you will be to yourself. 2. You deserve to receive all the kindness back in the world that you give out. 3. Being kind to yourself will add up to your self love and value and you will end up feeling much better than you did before. 4. It is a form of respecting and accepting yourself for who you are which can also encourage you to become more than you are. 5. It will expand your inner beauty which will shine on the outside. 6. Kindness makes your world and the world around you better.

MyNonExistantDad

Im so special

A Lego character is displayed with the text: "Me asking my dad how I got 100% on the Autism Test even though I didn't practice for it: ...because you are The Special."

My camera turned on, pwease no bully😖

A shirtless man is eating noodles from a white bowl with chopsticks. The noodles are surrounded by chili peppers and flames are coming out of the bowl, as if the dish was extremely spicy. Smoke is rising from the man's head.

MyNonExistantDad

I wonder whats wrong with it

A deer is swimming in a pool. The text says: "I think my dolphin has autism."

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My boy be hittin different

The image consists of two parts. The top part is an illustration about love and respect with stick figures showing a progression from dating to the sex act. The bottom part shows Mike Wazowski from "Monsters, Inc." looking very stoned and unimpressed. There's a white box at the bottom of the image with the word "cursed" in it.

The Unknown King of Moderation

Can’t remember if I posted this in my discord or here, but enjoy!

The image shows a school bus on a railroad track in the top frame and a train is colliding into a school bus in the lower frame. The text in the top frame says, "A full 8 hours of sleep on a school night." The text in the bottom frame says, "Looking for Spooky memes on the internet."

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I got something in my eye

A man is squinting with one eye closed and the other wide open. He has a strained look on his face. In the background, a whiteboard displays notes. On the left, paper projects are pinned.

Yes.

A four-panel image. The top left panel shows the text: "Me naming myself to scare other players". Below the text is a line with Japanese text: "忍者ソース付恐竜歯ブラシ". The top right panel shows an image of a man with his arms crossed. The bottom left panel shows the text: "Japanese dude wondering why my name is 'Dinosaur Toothbrush With Ninja Sauce'". The bottom right panel shows an image of a man looking at the screen.

The Unknown King of Moderation

Relatable

The meme shows three images, and the text 'men honestly are something else' above them. The first one is a chat message from 'Ri Guy' at 10:38 PM asking 'Do u have a paper clip?', with the response 'On the floor by my file cabinet'. The second and third images show a file cabinet, a bottle of cleaner and a single paperclip on the floor next to the cabinet.

Omg my 34 week old chicken literally climbed onto my scooter Saturday. Pure gold 👌😂

A brown chicken stands on a black scooter with the text "CYCLOP" visible on it. Another chicken is visible in the background walking on a tiled floor.

My princess choice

The image is a four-panel meme. In the top left panel, a person is shown with their hand up, rejecting something with text saying: "oh hell no, ugly, she's a butt". In the top right panel, Princess Peach is shown. In the bottom left panel, the same person is shown with a positive expression and a small image of Mirabel saying: "ahh that's more like it, beautiful. She's Mirabel". In the bottom right panel, Princess Daisy is shown.