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Heroin Monkey
2 days ago

What is eh on abt

A screenshot of a chat conversation on a dark background. A user named 'Explain Hamster' (with a hamster avatar) asks, 'Nigger. What's my name?' In the next message, from 'Explain Hamster' again, it reads, 'Awww, hello there, little Nigger! This tiny hamster is super happy to see you!' followed by crying face, heart, and hamster emojis. Below this, a user named 'mal' (with a yellow floral avatar) reacts with 'BAHAHAHA'.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    A motivational phrase is displayed in large black letters on a white wall in what appears to be an indoor space like an office or a gaming cafe. The text reads: 'GOON, YOU CAN DO IT! JUST FIVE MORE MINUTES'. To the right of the text, there are several large black arrows pointing to the right, suggesting progress or direction. Two air conditioning units are mounted high on the wall above the text. Parts of chairs and tables are visible at the bottom of the image.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    3 months ago
    Two Nintendo Switch consoles are sitting side-by-side on the wire rack inside a lit oven. One console has blue and red Joy-Cons attached, and the other appears to be a Switch Lite or the main console with grey Joy-Cons. The oven interior is visible.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    3 months ago
    A cosmic image shows a large, dark dragon wrapped around the Earth, emanating destructive fiery energy. At the center of the fiery vortex, a smaller Earth-like sphere is visible. The text above the image reads: "YO MORDECAI, CHECK THIS COOL LAPTOP I FOUND IN THE TRASH TODAY" and "4 MINUTES LATER :".
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  • Face mcshooty
    4 months ago
    A still from an anime shows a character looking shocked. The text reads, "When you meet your bro with a new girl just 50 minutes after he broke up."
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  • Face mcshooty
    4 months ago
    A meme with text above a black and white image of a distorted face with wide eyes. The text is a dialogue where one person is trapped with another's sister and asks how to open the door, to which the other replies, "Just bang it really hard."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    A screen capture of a Youtube video ad featuring Vsauce. The ad, sponsored by GoDaddy, is titled "cock and ball torture demonstration". The video has 64,000 views and was posted 55 minutes ago. The Youtube user Vsauce is subscribed to the channel.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    A still from the "Saw" movies, showing John Kramer aka Jigsaw, wearing a dark robe with a red inside. The image has the following text: "Remember when you accidentally stepped on a bug 30 years ago? In two minutes this hot lead will fill your urethra."
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  • Your local comrade
    5 months ago

    A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.

    Cartoon image of Mario with the superimposed text "When the fire extinguisher said it lasts for 3-5 years, but you drink all the foam in 37 minutes. I have achieved unlimited speed... but nowhere to put it."
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  • Face mcshooty
    7 months ago
    A screen capture of a manga character with a shocked expression, accompanied by the text, "When you're talking to bro for the past 5 minutes and then hear 'bro i think your mic is muted'"
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  • Why should you care
    8 months ago

    You are god if you can do any of these

    The image shows a collage of four different images. The top left image shows Thor's hammer. The top middle image shows a sword stuck in a stone. The top right image shows a smiling baby with the text "THIS IS HOW I FEEL WHEN THE COMBINE COMES OUT OF THE SHED". The bottom left image shows hands trying to remove a bucket. The bottom right image shows a sign with text: "EVERY TWENTY MINUTE JOB IS ONE BROKEN BOLT AWAY FROM BECOMING A THREE DAY ORDEAL."
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  • Nintendo Fan
    8 months ago
    The image shows a person lying on the ground while four people in riot gear stand over them. The person on the ground is labeled "ME" and the people in riot gear are labeled with times: 7:00, 7:05, 7:10, 7:15. The text on the image says: "When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    9 months ago
    It's like 5:00pm, and Mom is driving me home as we
speak. I can't fucking believe that my mother is a
whore. I witnessed my own mother pleasing another man
and I feel disgusting.
During the ride, we didn't speak to each other for
about 30 minutes. All of a sudden, Mom asked if I
could forget everything that happened today. I said I
would, but I knew that this hoe could not step another
foot into this household.
GREG, LISTEN.
HOW ABOUT
WE FORGET
ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED
TODAY?
YEAH, SURE.
WHATEVER.
@gabriel
She then asked me not to tell Dad about this. I said
I wouldn't, but you can't make a promise to a hoe who
breaks her wedding vows.
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  • Anonymous
    9 months ago

    Guess which one I'm mad about.

    Two muscular arms clasped together in a strong handshake. The arm on the left with light skin is labeled "Modern Songs". The arm on the right with darker skin is labeled "Me Having Sex". In the middle, above the clasp, it is written "Less than 3 minutes."
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  • ✨Jassy✨
    10 months ago
    A fluffy white dog wearing glasses and a Gryffindor scarf is sitting next to a copy of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. The text reads, "When your life is falling apart but it's ok because your Hogwarts acceptance letter will be here any minute now."
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  • Nintendo Fan
    10 months ago
    The meme shows a split image. The left side shows a boy with his hands on his face looking bored, and below the picture is written "The first 85 minutes". The right side shows a boy looking stressed and writing, and below that, it says "The last 5 minutes". Above both is "90 minutes exam". Below both images is "Yupp."
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  • DaRey1Cray
    11 months ago
    A man is shown in a close up shot with a headline, "Something Bit My Ass cheek While Taking a Shit" and the user name of "EatDatPussy445" with a view count of "403 views" and "11 minutes ago".
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  • A Star Wars Fan
    11 months ago
    The image shows a social media post by MeeRa Rai stating, "I just ended a 5 year relationship." Raj King comments, "Are you okay!!!" MeeRa Rai replies, "It's okay it wasn't my relationship."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    11 months ago
    A collage of screenshots of Scotty Kilmer's YouTube videos. Each video has a different theme: using fuel additives when one can't afford beer, being drunk, and keeping secrets. The word "Secret" is overlaid twice on two different videos. The word "Drunk" is overlaid on one video.
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  • DaRey1Cray
    11 months ago

    aint no way 💀💀💀

    A man wearing a Spurs jersey is featured in a YouTube video titled "Top 50 Porn Sites" by EatDatPussy445. The video has 227 views and is 2 minutes old. There are sports flags, and a Funko figure, in the background. The word Cardinals is visible on a flag. There is also a flag with "SAN BA" on it.
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