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Face mc shooty

A screen capture of a manga character with a shocked expression, accompanied by the text, "When you're talking to bro for the past 5 minutes and then hear 'bro i think your mic is muted'"

Why should you care

You are god if you can do any of these

The image shows a collage of four different images. The top left image shows Thor's hammer. The top middle image shows a sword stuck in a stone. The top right image shows a smiling baby with the text "THIS IS HOW I FEEL WHEN THE COMBINE COMES OUT OF THE SHED". The bottom left image shows hands trying to remove a bucket. The bottom right image shows a sign with text: "EVERY TWENTY MINUTE JOB IS ONE BROKEN BOLT AWAY FROM BECOMING A THREE DAY ORDEAL."

Nintendo Fan

The image shows a person lying on the ground while four people in riot gear stand over them. The person on the ground is labeled "ME" and the people in riot gear are labeled with times: 7:00, 7:05, 7:10, 7:15. The text on the image says: "When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning."

Heroin Monkey

It's like 5:00pm, and Mom is driving me home as we
speak. I can't fucking believe that my mother is a
whore. I witnessed my own mother pleasing another man
and I feel disgusting.
During the ride, we didn't speak to each other for
about 30 minutes. All of a sudden, Mom asked if I
could forget everything that happened today. I said I
would, but I knew that this hoe could not step another
foot into this household.
GREG, LISTEN.
HOW ABOUT
WE FORGET
ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED
TODAY?
YEAH, SURE.
WHATEVER.
@gabriel
She then asked me not to tell Dad about this. I said
I wouldn't, but you can't make a promise to a hoe who
breaks her wedding vows.

Adolf Nigler

Guess which one I'm mad about.

Two muscular arms clasped together in a strong handshake. The arm on the left with light skin is labeled "Modern Songs". The arm on the right with darker skin is labeled "Me Having Sex". In the middle, above the clasp, it is written "Less than 3 minutes."

✨Jassy✨

A fluffy white dog wearing glasses and a Gryffindor scarf is sitting next to a copy of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. The text reads, "When your life is falling apart but it's ok because your Hogwarts acceptance letter will be here any minute now."

Nintendo Fan

The meme shows a split image. The left side shows a boy with his hands on his face looking bored, and below the picture is written "The first 85 minutes". The right side shows a boy looking stressed and writing, and below that, it says "The last 5 minutes". Above both is "90 minutes exam". Below both images is "Yupp."

Rey Rey

A man is shown in a close up shot with a headline, "Something Bit My Ass cheek While Taking a Shit" and the user name of "EatDatPussy445" with a view count of "403 views" and "11 minutes ago".

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a social media post by MeeRa Rai stating, "I just ended a 5 year relationship." Raj King comments, "Are you okay!!!" MeeRa Rai replies, "It's okay it wasn't my relationship."

Heroin Monkey

A collage of screenshots of Scotty Kilmer's YouTube videos. Each video has a different theme: using fuel additives when one can't afford beer, being drunk, and keeping secrets. The word "Secret" is overlaid twice on two different videos. The word "Drunk" is overlaid on one video.

Rey Rey

aint no way 💀💀💀

A man wearing a Spurs jersey is featured in a YouTube video titled "Top 50 Porn Sites" by EatDatPussy445. The video has 227 views and is 2 minutes old. There are sports flags, and a Funko figure, in the background. The word Cardinals is visible on a flag. There is also a flag with "SAN BA" on it.

Nintendo Fan

The image shows an astronaut on the moon, placing the American flag. The moon is visible in the background, and the text on the image says, "Took me 10 minutes to find what's wrong with this picture."

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A large, colorful beach ball, with a man standing next to it. The text below the image reads: "A fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks. We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability."

Anonymous

The image shows a text stating, "There are 2 types of people," followed by two comments. The first comment, by "Heroin Monkey," reads, "daddy diddy is cumming." The second comment, by "rylee!!," reads, "I get this is a jokes site but other people have convos as well on here. It's not just me and ethan so please stop."

Anonymous

A screenshot of a social media post where someone describes sticking their finger in their cat's mouth while it yawned. The cat then puts its paw in the person's mouth. Below the post is an image that says, "Intelligence 100."

Cupツ

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On the left, a screenshot of a social media post showing a question "How much is $2 chips?", followed by a comment: "It probably takes you an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes". On the right, a man looks confused.

Jazzy💕

An image of Donald Trump with Homer Simpson's face photoshopped on his face along with the text "I have laughed so hard at this over the last 10 minutes that I felt the urge to share."

timmyy

A screenshot of several usernames and comments. The first comment says, "yummmyy." The second comment says, "deliciouss." The third comment says, "yeah cook the pedos." The fourth comment says, "cuck the pedos >:3."

Your local comrade

The ultimate speedrun

In a meme, Mario is shown with the text, "When the fire extinguisher said it lasts for 3-5 years, but you drink all the foam in 37 minutes. I have achieved unlimited speed... but nowhere to put it."

Anonymous

A Twitter post which reads, "aint been horny in 5 minutes i think im healing."

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