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ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

real.

A man is wearing glasses with one lens that is fully black. Above the man is the text "Her: goo goo gaga"

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

BAHAHAHAHAH

Im With Stupid 36 minutes ago
WHY ARE LEZBIANS BAD AT MATH
Im With Stupid 36 minutes ago
"Because they can't
multiply"
A

rapboat

A social media post says "Uh oh...Drake coming..." followed by a comment that reads, "hahaha Ayo @Akademiks 23 mins and no reply yet.... Start yo clock Nigga. Keep that same enegry hahah". Below that, it says, "Liked by champagnepapi and 8,831 others" and has the username "akademiks".

Anonymous

The image shows a cartoon character, Arthur, with dark circles under his eyes, looking very tired. The text above the image reads: "friend: how long did you sleep for? me: 8 friend: hours? me: minutes".

Heroin Monkey

AG (Anon) 4 minutes ago
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No shit, you said that before.
A
A
AG (Anon) now
I am also gay, I wish my grandpa would let me fuck him
AG (Anon) now
But for now I guess i'll just have to settle with raping my dog

Heroin Monkey

A Facebook post with three comments. The original post states, "The world ain't gonna end cause if it did the country Hawaii woulda sunk by now yall stupid." The first comment says, "Hawaii is a state". The second comment says, "no it a country its near Africa I think I know my economics ok". And the final comment says "did..did you even go to school.."

Heroin Monkey

An image of a homemade machine gun. The gun is made from an electric drill, a wooden gun stock, and metal components. Text underneath the image reads: "80-vuotias hämeenlinnalaisinsinööri kehitteli porakoneesta konetuliaseen, jonka tulinopeus on 420 laukausta minuutissa. Aseeseen sopivat 22 kaliiperin panokset. An 80-year old engineer from Hämeenlinna (a city in Finland) made a machine gun out of an electric drill, which has a firing speed of 420 shots per minute. The gun takes .22 rounds."

Heroin Monkey

A man is sitting on a plane. The text says, "If Sal doesn't send me $200 in 12 minutes, everyone on this plane will be tonight's big loser."

Heroin Monkey

A person is sitting in front of a camera. There is a title underneath which says, "I Have No Words for This". Also, the number of views, "115K views" and the time when it was posted, "22 minutes ago" is written under the title. There's a speech bubble pointing to the person's mouth, labeled "speaking". A time stamp in the video reads 9:16.

shaylie lol

A picture of a cat with wide eyes and red pupils and mouth open. The image text says, "*swallows the wrong way* Me (for the next 7 minutes):"

Heroin Monkey

A man is shown in selfie-style, sitting in an airplane seat. The text reads, "If Sal doesn't send me $200 in 12 minutes, everyone on this plane will be tonight's big loser."

Heroin Monkey

A picture of John Cena in a red cap and shirt, making a gesture with his left hand.

Heroin Monkey

toast why

help me please im being abused

ME: SAYS THE MOST RACIST JOKE
EVER
TEACHER THAT'S BEEN LISTENING
FOR 2 MINUTES
makeameme.org

Heroin Monkey

A quiz titled "Quiz - Do I Have Autism" asking the user to "Take this 2 minute quiz and find out if you have the most common signs." above an arrow pointing right.

Heroin Monkey

A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a Facebook post with comments about a tragic shooting, followed by a picture of a troll-face character smirking next to a computer that is on fire. The Facebook post has various comments with Todd responding to the initial tragedy with "Probably coffin brochures" and "Bullets?".

Baby Yoda

The image shows Baby Yoda sleeping in a hammock. Above the image the text reads: "Me after watching 10 minutes of something on Netflix that took me an hour to choose."

Wade

The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"

Jazzy💕

HAHAHA

The image shows a text box on a light orange background. The text reads, "Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park, laughing at all the joggers." with a laughing emoji at the end.

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