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Heroin Monkey

A child sits in a high chair covered in spaghetti and sauce with a green food tray in front of him. The text overlay reads, "He threw a piece of bread at me so I flipped his lil dumbass over. Fuck them kids."

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a meme. At the top is the text: "Teacher: Why are you laughing? Me: No reason. My head:". Below this is a cartoon image of Donkey Kong but with a distorted face photoshopped onto it. Next to the image is the text "Stonkey Kong".

Lil’ bro

A person with their eyes closed and the text "Let me think."

Face mcshooty

A still from Fight Club shows two men, one labeled "Bro" and the other "Me," walking at night, with text above them. The text says: Girl: "I haven't had a boyfriend for 3 months." Bro: who never had a girlfriend. Me: who hasn't talked to a woman in years.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a block of text in a small font against a dark background. The text discusses themes of artificiality, resentment, and the conflict between being built for a purpose and being blamed for wanting.

Nico Di Anglo

if ykyk

The image is a list of demigods making puns with Nico telling them to stop.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

In a desert-themed meme, a donkey and a woman are stuck in the sand. The donkey says, "Save me, I can get you out of the desert." The woman says, "Save me, I can be your wife." Below the images are two buttons offering the options to save the donkey or save the woman.

Anonymous

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The meme shows the text "Western Europe: *exists*", followed by "Hitler:". Underneath is an emoji with hands gesturing towards itself, along with the text "is for me?"

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A plate with a slice of "vegan cheesecake", which is actually a piece of dirt and grass. The text says "Vegan cheesecake. Follow me for more recipe ideas."

Anonymous

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A person is doing backflips on a trampoline in a backyard as a Jehovah's Witness watches.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

In a backyard setting, a person is in mid-air performing a backflip on a trampoline, while a Jehovah's Witness in a suit watches. A gray cat is walking nearby. The text overlay reads: "I made the Jehovah's Witness watch me do backflips."

Anonymous

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A photo of a paper towel with cinnamon dust arranged in two squares to resemble toast. Text reads: "Every time I make my cinnamon toast it reminds me of the Hiroshima victims and I get a bit sad."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

The image shows a split panel. The top panel contains the phrases "Stop looking at me like that" and "Stop fucking staring at me." The bottom panel is split between an anime character with tears streaming down their face and a white cat staring intensely at the viewer.

Anonymous

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Image shows bags of colorful glitter. The text reads: "my ashes when they cremate me :33"

Face mcshooty

he don't hate me fully

A man with a beard sits at a table. The text above him says: "Always remember that God loves you, if he didn't, you would be an Indian rn."

Face mcshooty

A still from the movie "American Psycho" shows Patrick Bateman looking surprised, overlaid with the text "Me when I come home and see my room got cleaned by mom."

Face mcshooty

I would be making Eli fucking rich

A luxurious house is visible. The text says "Me if carrying bro on the game was a full time job."

Face mcshooty

A close-up of a reddish cat with a judgmental expression. The text reads: "Me in 15 Feb looking at bro because he walks weirdly."

Face mcshooty

A man is recording a video with text above his head that reads, "When I ask my son to grab me a beer and he responds with 'How many?' instead of 'But it's 10am on a Tuesday.'"

Caylez.cc

Who’s this creepy staring at me

A close up shot of Tyler, the Creator, wearing a green suit and looking directly at the viewer with a slightly confused expression. The text "Who's this creepy staring at me?" is overlaid on the image.

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