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Heroin Monkey

A man with glasses and a beard looks confused in front of a black background. At the bottom of the image it says: "I don't understand why kids scream when I touch them" Next to it, it says Mikes Meme Menagerie. To the right, is a list of other videos with titles like: "Watch me blow up the world Imao", "7 dead children in my backyard", and "Is he still screaming?".

Heroin Monkey

me when

A brown horse is standing inside what appears to be a convenience store, with its head pointed down and a stream of yellow granular material coming out of its mouth and falling to the floor.

big [fire] balls

The image is composed of three panels. The top panel shows the back of a person with light hair, the middle panel shows a person covering their face with their hand, and the bottom panel shows Perry the Platypus from the cartoon Phineas and Ferb playing a game console. The text overlay says "Sometimes I'm not me" above the first panel, "Sometimes he controls me" above the second panel.

big [fire] balls

A cartoon image of Candace from "Phineas and Ferb" struggling to put Perry the Platypus in a tub of water. Text above reads: "Me trying to plug in a USB cord without looking."

big [fire] balls

The image shows a scene from the animated show Phineas and Ferb. At the top, Phineas on the left is labeled "WANTING TO SLEEP", while Ferb on the right is labeled "NOT WANTING TO SLEEP". Below them, in a cage, is Perry the Platypus, labeled "ME", with wide, worried eyes. The text reads: "Ferb! This one's looking at both of us at the same time." Below Perry, it reads [Chattering]

big [fire] balls

The image shows four panels, each with a different SCP object class icon and a caption. The first panel shows the icon for Euclid with text: "How hard I could hit my brother". The second panel displays the Safe icon with text: "How hard I decided to hit him". The third panel shows the Keter icon with the caption: "How he described it to my dad". The fourth and final panel shows the Apollyon icon with the caption: "How my dad gonna hit me".

big [fire] balls

A search bar in Google shows different search suggestions, one of them saying, "there's a platypus controlling me". Below it, a platypus with glowing green eyes stares at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "YES. I CONTROL ALL!"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text conversation between a policeman and another person, followed by a reaction image. The policeman says, "You're going to prison for forgery." The other person responds, "*Slides him a $37 bill*. What about now?" The policeman's reaction is displayed in three frames showing him with a look of confusion and skepticism.

rapboat

Text: THEORY: My father leaving me is a Drake diss. Reason 1: My father left without saying a word or giving a reason, a reference to how Drake sneak disses people with no direct confrontation. Reason 2: My father is a big Rihanna fan, we all know what happened between Rihanna and Drake...

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a circular flow diagram. It starts with the text "I wake up", then an arrow points to a picture of a cat and multiple packages of Natural American Spirit cigarettes and the text "maybe 5 packs of cigs will help". Another arrow leads to "post silly things online" and then to "there is something wrong with me" before going back to "I wake up".

Heroin Monkey

Anonymous
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*huggles tightly*
*wuggles*
(wuv + huggles)
02/17/18 (Sat)09:38:35 No.43275078
Good morning! :D
You are good and lovely. :3
You have the ability. ^w^
I love you. x3
*boops your cheek, nose, and tummy tum tum*
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Anonymous
02/17/18 (Sat)09:43:06 No.43275154
Thank you, you've inspired me to finally commit
suicide

Heroin Monkey

A face with a serious, almost annoyed expression is in focus. The text on top reads: "How I look at the guy using the urinal next to me who just said, 'Where there's rain, there's thunder!' as he farts while pissing."

Heroin Monkey

*playing horror game*
Bro: "it isn't a trap bro just follow
me"
The shit he tryna lead me into:
evil ass
rape building
@kaievolution

Anonymous

A panel from the animation "Invincible" shows a violent scene with lots of blood. In the center, a character labeled "Me" is being attacked by several people, one of which is labeled "Anonymous".

Heroin Monkey

The meme consists of four panels. In the first panel, Mr. Krabs has a standard appearance and is speaking to Squidward. The text reads, "Look Mr. Squidward! I Paid Plankton to give me Hormonal Treatment!" In the second panel, Mr. Krabs has large breasts and is speaking. The text reads, "Now I don't need to buy food!! I can just live off mi own Milk!!" In the third panel, Mr. Krabs is slurping milk from his own breast. The text reads, "MMMMM MMMM 'Slurrpp' T...Tastes like Crab, Mhmm." In the fourth panel, Squidward looks disgusted.

Heroin Monkey

A black and white image shows a cat wearing a hat and smoking a cigarette. The text overlay asks, "If they find oil in my backyard it belongs to government, but if they find bodies in my backyard it belongs to me??" and also says "(Stay with me now)"

Heroin Monkey

A pregnancy test shows a car engine icon instead of a positive result. Below, text says: "Fuq. That's right. We're having a 2009 Honda civic."

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A text-based image consisting of a series of posts. The first post from "frickdun" says "[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens". Then "nightcoremoon" replies, "aliens: [slide nasa $40] nasa: Imao what aliens". The final post by "candy5hark11" says "nasa, with $60, holding back tears: we can finally afford some more space rocks".

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Two people outside. A person is covered in bees, sitting on a bucket. The other person, dressed in beekeeper gear, is kneeling next to him, holding out a hand.

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