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1 year ago
The image is a four-panel grid. The upper left shows a headshot of Drake with the text below: "I got 40 in the studio, every night, late night, gotta watch that sh*t, don't want to make him sicker" and "I can see it in your eyes, you're angry." The upper right shows a headshot of J Cole with the text below: "Has not expressed concern for 40's health (Possibly wants 40 to die)" and "Has not interpreted emotions from a person's eyes (Possibly can't read social cues)".
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  • People

    2 months ago

    Kaboom

    A close-up image of a smiling man with a long, grey beard and a turban. Overlaying text reads: 'PEOPLE ASK ME, "ACHMED, WHAT MAKES YOU TICK?" AND I TELL THEM, "THE TIMER."'.
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  • Platypus

    1 year ago
    A platypus in a box with the text: "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk, it's one of the few animals that can make its own custard. AS AN ADDED BONUS HER MATE CAN POISON THE CUSTARD WITH HIS OWN VENOM."
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  • Chat

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a Discord chat between two users. The first user, with the name Doll, admits to being hypersexual and horny. The second user initially responds with understanding, but then states that they were thinking of the first user while they were having these feelings. The first user responds with "That's bad."
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    Alcohol

    7 years ago

    If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?

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  • Guardian

    8 years ago

    If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?

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  • Money

    8 years ago

    Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

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