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Shitpost

Shitpost-master general

The image is a split meme. On the left, there is a red devil saying, "My child will make original shitposts." On the right, there is an image of Jesus and a mobile phone.

Duck

A chat between a duck and a human. The duck says "Quack". The human states: "I don't know why I added you." Then they state: "You're a duck. I'm a human. Our love is forbidden." And the duck states: "Shh... don't make this any harder than it needs to be."

Snail

The image is a six-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a man is pointing up and saying, "If salt kills snails, then if my hypothesis is correct". The second panel shows a snail in a box with pepper being sprinkled over it and text saying, "Pepper should, in fact, bring them back to life!". The third panel shows the snail glowing with a bright light. The fourth panel shows a giant snail with the man standing at his feet and text saying, "Oh god, I was wrong. It just makes them huge and horny!!". The fifth panel shows a huge snail close-up with long tendrils and text saying, "Now lemme get ya slimey- I wanna nibble on your virginity!". The sixth panel shows the man crying and screaming with a snail tendril coming towards him with text saying, "Mum get the salt! Get the f***ing salt!"

Memes

It's like 5:00pm, and Mom is driving me home as we
speak. I can't fucking believe that my mother is a
whore. I witnessed my own mother pleasing another man
and I feel disgusting.
During the ride, we didn't speak to each other for
about 30 minutes. All of a sudden, Mom asked if I
could forget everything that happened today. I said I
would, but I knew that this hoe could not step another
foot into this household.
GREG, LISTEN.
HOW ABOUT
WE FORGET
ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED
TODAY?
YEAH, SURE.
WHATEVER.
@gabriel
She then asked me not to tell Dad about this. I said
I wouldn't, but you can't make a promise to a hoe who
breaks her wedding vows.

Christmas

Credit to the original uploaded

The image is a four-panel comic strip of a yellow bird wearing a Christmas hat and scarf. In the first panel, the bird sits on a perch near a window with the caption "this is the best time of the year!". The second panel shows a hand petting the bird with the caption "human stays home to scritch me more". In the third panel, the bird is near a Christmas tree with the caption "human also puts out more perches". The fourth panel shows the bird next to a present with the caption "and makes some shredding toys just for me!".

Gatorade

help people

A grey humanoid meme character is looking from the left. A hand is pressing a toy alligator into a citrus juicer and there is a bottle of red Gatorade on the right. The text reads: "When life gives you gators make Gatorade."

Spaghetti

Spaghetti

A close-up of a man's face with a serious expression. Below the image is the text, "Come over, my mom's making spaghetti."

Blush

Me if Ruv was real:

The image shows a pink and white cartoon character with a nun's habit, smiling slightly with closed eyes. The text on top says, "Since I have nothing better to do." The text at the bottom says, "Make me blush or something."

Way

Fake it till ya make it broh

A cartoon character with yellow skin, brown hair, wearing a blue suit and red tie is presenting a flip chart. The text on the image reads: "Faking my way through adult life like:" and on the flip chart is written: "SOLUTION REMY KIKI GAB"

Wade

For you, Wade. where MAKING THIS HAPEN

A distorted, pixelated drawing of a person with a determined expression. The person has spiky black hair, big eyes, and a wide smile with prominent teeth. The person wears a red shirt. Text reads: "For you, Wade. Making this happen."

Album

The image shows a social media post with three comments. The first comment, from chancetherapper, asks people to spam the comments below with "I LOVE MY WIFE." The second comment from payne_norton, says, "Bro we are making fun of you because your album was fucking terrible you can't embrace the meme." The third comment, from chancetherapper to payne_norton, says, "I LOVE MY WIIIIFE".

Wish

This took a long time to make

A four-panel comic depicts a conversation. In the first panel, Meme Man, dressed in Santa garb, says "FOR CHRISTMAS I WANT A DRAGON!" In the second panel, another meme face replies "BE REALISTIC". In the third panel, Meme Man states, "I WANT 1K FOLLOWERS ON WJE". In the fourth panel, Meme Man asks, "WHAT COLOR DO YOU WANT YOUR DRAGON" to a cat with a red nose. The cat responds "YE".

Dagger

dagger perfect time to make a move

A comment that says "i love dagger XD".

Uncle

My uncle <3

A person with dark hair in pigtails, heavy makeup and missing front teeth. The text on the image says "группа Заряжаю на позитив!!!". The website StuffMakesMeHappy.com is also visible.

Protection

Don’t think, just do, live in the now, don’t care about the future, yeeeeee

The image shows a cartoon character with a shocked expression sitting in a blue chair with his finger pointed. The text above the character reads: "When she asks if you brought protection:". Below the cartoon, the text states: "How dare you make me consider the long term!"

Eraser

This is so painfully true

The image is a three panel comic showing a 3D bald human head. First panel: The text 'You make a mistake on a test' appears on the left. The face is neutral and the word 'Panik' is written next to the face. Second panel: The text 'You erase it' appears on the left. The face is still neutral but has a calmer expression and the word 'Kalm' is written next to the face. Third panel: The text 'The eraser tears the paper, leaves a big stain, and doesn't erase anything' appears on the left. The face shows an expression of anger and the word 'ANGERY' is written over a blurry red background.

Woman

Stonk Boi: How to make all women hate you.

A meme with the Stonk Boi character holding two guns pointed at the viewer. In the background, there are two women. One of them is smiling, while the other one is looking shocked. The text "DATAINTING" is at the top of the image.

People

Random Post

The image shows a cartoon character from the "Battle for Dream Island" series, who is a yellow lightning bolt, placed in a Spongebob Squarepants meme template. Above the lightning bolt is the text "People: You can't make a BFDI meme" and below the lightning bolt is the text "observe".

Friend

Me always :

The meme shows a text conversation at the top, stating, "Friends: Dude, you need to accept that Disney fired you, and move on with your life." Below, the text continues with, "Jeffery Katzenberg, founding Dreamworks:". An image of a green, test tube-like cartoon character with an angry face and arms comes next. The cartoon character also says, "But do you know how productive anger can make you?"

Scientist

Who would you choose?

The image poses a question: "Who would win?" On the left is a green test tube with an angry face, described as "A scientist who was able to make a time travel machine." On the right is a cartoon taco with an angry face holding a pink gun, described as "A taco gorl with a gun."

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