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Heroin Monkey
5 months ago
A photo shows a doll that resembles an unborn baby next to text that reads: "If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and I would do it until I had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass."
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  • Face mcshooty
    6 months ago
    A screenshot from Dragonball Z with the text: "When you date a girl with small hands cuz it will make your [penis] looks bigger."
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  • Lil’ bro
    6 months ago
    A photo of Kermit the Frog with arms outstretched and the text "Let's not make any gay decisions."
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  • Anonymous
    7 months ago

    Quora asking the real questions.

    A screenshot of a list of related questions on Quora about the KKK (Ku Klux Klan) and other groups or figures such as the IRA, white supremacists, Donald Trump, the Knights of Columbus, Asians, Satanists, and Native Americans.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    7 months ago
    A man in a white lab coat and blue gloves holds a vial. Text above him states, "We will make rape airborne."
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  • Face mcshooty
    7 months ago
    A meme showing a man looking stressed with his hands on his head. Above him are three doors labeled "Goth girl", "Mommy", and "Latinas". The text says, "Girls: Boys don't have to make hard choices. Me:".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    7 months ago
    A screenshot of a 4chan post. The post text describes how someone pirates a game, buys the company, deletes the pirated copies, and becomes CEO of the company to make his dream game. A Pepe the Frog smugly sips from a glass on the left.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    7 months ago
    A text document screenshot with a paragraph about knowing fundamental rights and making informed voting decisions. Highlighted in yellow is "Even with the margin of error being 9 percent average, which is still significant." A suggestion box from Grammarly is on the right saying "One obvious solution to this problem is Iwyluwxzdlvq more civics courses in schools and wxtloj it a graduation requirement for high school students."
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  • Face mcshooty
    8 months ago
    A woman in a wheelchair is smiling at the camera. The text on the image reads: "This is your friendly reminder that vegetables will make you stronger." A broccoli and a flexing arm emoji are near the center.
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  • Nico Di Anglo
    8 months ago

    if ykyk

    The image is a list of demigods making puns with Nico telling them to stop.
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  • Anonymous
    8 months ago

    Shitpost-master general

    The image is a split meme. On the left, there is a red devil saying, "My child will make original shitposts." On the right, there is an image of Jesus and a mobile phone.
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  • Anonymous
    8 months ago

    Shitpost-master general

    A photo of a paper towel with cinnamon dust arranged in two squares to resemble toast. Text reads: "Every time I make my cinnamon toast it reminds me of the Hiroshima victims and I get a bit sad."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    8 months ago
    The photo shows the inside of a bus with blue and gray seats and yellow handrails. Superimposed on the image is the quote: "Fart once, they will forget it in a couple days. Shit yourself, and they'll remember for years. Make big moves to be remembered."
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  • Face mcshooty
    8 months ago

    I would be making Eli fucking rich

    A luxurious house is visible. The text says "Me if carrying bro on the game was a full time job."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    8 months ago
    A toy package with a figure of Gollum. The text on the package says, "MAKE HIM HOT! My Precious Smeagol Groom & Style Middle Earth Cuties WARNING: May attract A Sauron's gaze LOOK NICE 4 MASTER! Limitless Hairstyles Accessories Included Dill the Pony's tail The One Ring golden scrunchie Uruk-hai topknot Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb FINALLY KEMPTI The Two Towers Glamour Gollum Legboot". The package includes three accessories shown with graphics: "The One Ring golden scrunchie" and "Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb" and an image of possible hairstyles.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    8 months ago
    The image shows a news headline that reads: "Prisoners 'could serve 1,000 year sentence in eight hours'" followed by the text: "Future biotechnology could be used to make prisoners feel as if they were serving a 1,000 year sentence, a team of scientists claim". Below, Peter Griffin from "Family Guy" is sitting in a chair with the text: "ah sweet man-made horrors beyond my comprehension" above him.
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    LtPancakes98
    8 months ago

    i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you

    Two men are handling a pot in a basin. A close-up of a man's bulging belly is shown below. The text says: "I don't know what they cooking but that tummy looks happy as hell."
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    LtPancakes98
    8 months ago

    I just started this site (explain bear, make me welcome plz)

    A person's hand holding penne pasta over a black box, while in the background a person with a chef's hat and mustache holds a gun to their head. Text overlay reads 'pov a italians when spaghetti broken' and 'Pasta la vista'.
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    LtPancakes98
    8 months ago

    best class art? also explain bear, make me feel welcome

    A drawing on white paper shows a blue emblem with a hammer and a pencil in place of a hammer and sickle symbol. Other items are drawn on the emblem, including a basketball, a soccer ball, a globe, a chart and three books. The text "@zibzer_dibzer" is in the bottom right corner.
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  • Willy b
    8 months ago
    A man with dark hair, wearing a light colored shirt and khaki shorts sits on a couch. He has a glass in his hand. Text overlayed on the image reads, "Alcohol is not the answer, it's just makes you forget the question." - Charlie Harper -
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