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A meme showing the text, "How roaches be staring at you after you literally stomp them to death 5 times," above a photo of a person wearing glasses and a hat.

Heroin Monkey

A cake with a white glaze is shown next to screenshots of comments on social media. The top comment reads "made a cake and elton john farted on it wtf" and the bottom comment reads "i literally dgaf".

MATTIX

The image is a two-panel meme featuring cars. The top panel shows the rear of a red car with the text "TURBOS BECAUSE WE DON'T NEED 6 LITERS TO KICK YOUR ASS." The bottom panel features the front of a black car with cartoon eyes attached to the hood and the text "OK. NOW WHAT?"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a conversation where Enraged Rapboat and RapBoat are exchanging crude messages. Enraged Rapboat says, "IM LITERALLY GONNA NUT ON YOU," and then, "IN YOUR EYES." RapBoat replies, "NOT IF I NUT ON YOU FIRST!!!!!!!" and then calls Enraged Rapboat a "FAKER!!!!!!"

Thoughtless

A screenshot of a series of tweets. The first tweet is from Santa Decides stating that Technoblade is on the nice list and Dream is on the naughty list. The second tweet by essaHQ mentions Technoblade's sword, the "orphan obliterator". The third tweet by milk says that the sword is the reason why he is on the nice list. The fourth tweet is by Vossl who says to bless Technoblade for reuniting the orphans with their parents.

RealBoat

r/future
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Homie said Future new tape is mid - ended up
fucking his bitch
Discussion
Literally told him not to talk on my goat like that shit
was 8/10 MINIMUM. Asked his girl to meet up, told her
let's get some Mac Donald's, then she gave me head
ion even feel bad Lmaooo
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Labradorian

The image is a picture of a green dinosaur with a contemplative expression. It is formatted to look like a meme. The text above the dinosaur reads "IS TIKTOK CALLED TIKTOK BECAUSE" and below the dinosaur reads "YOU'RE LITERALLY WASTING YOUR TIME?".

MEME LORD

The image shows two pictures side by side. The top picture is an anime character with red hair and a red jacket, looking off to the side. The bottom picture is a person with reddish-brown hair and a red jacket, looking directly at the camera. Below the bottom picture, there is text that says, "Got ready for school today and realized I accidentally dressed like Ayanokoji. Just shows how similar we are. I'm literally him.. (A manipulative bad@$$ that can and will control you.)"

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.

Gummibääääär

A four-panel comic strip shows a person in bed, first trying to sleep while a brain asks a question, then the person says 'yes' and asks the brain to 'shut up'. In the next panel, the brain questions why the person drank a liter of cola before bed, and the final panel shows the person awake with wide eyes.

Anonymous

A meme featuring a funny caption above a cat. The text reads: "Man kills himself and runs away! Literally everyone". The cat in the image looks down, as if it's done something it regrets.

Little John

The image shows the text "Literally us:" above three images. The top left image shows a screw and is labeled "Screws borrowed from aunt." The top right image shows stacked wooden planks and is labeled "Eco friendly wood veneer." The bottom image shows stacked galvanized steel.

Toast ツ

A pair of white boxer shorts with red hearts printed on them, accompanied by the text "Men literally never get their trousers pulled down to reveal girly boxer shorts with red hearts on them anymore."

Anonymous

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads "Can you rate my butt pics?" The next two messages from the other party are "yes" and "Send." The first person responds with "Ok I'll send later." The other party responds with "okayyyy" and "I'm so excited I'm literally shaking."

Anonymous

Oop- get called out

A screenshot of a tweet by user @selfluvnbbg. The tweet reads, "What do boys even find attractive about boobs, they are literally balls of fat on my chest. IF YOU CAN LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY CHEST WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY STOMACH YOU PIECE OF SHIT."

furry memes

A cartoon furry with a blushed face and a collar says that "Furry memes are totally normal!!!", but is also visibly excited to be called a good boy. The URL furryvsantifurry.comic.studio is at the bottom.

Anonymous

time for the furrys to unite

The image shows a furry meme with a blue furry character looking flustered. The text on the image reads: "Furry memes are totally normal!!!" "Me if you call me a good boy." At the bottom, it says, "literally the furry memes" and "furry memes be like: furryvsantifurry.comic.studio."

Anonymous

(Posted by Seth 💖)

The image lists the pros and cons of girls with thick thighs. Pros include that they are extra squishy, super great pillows, look good in skirts, dresses, and shorts, they jiggle, are soft, and could crush a watermelon. The cons are that there are none, because they are perfect.

Anonymous

GAY AF

which lego is gayer
literally a pride
lego set
these
motherfuckers

Heroin Monkey

The top part of the image shows a man holding a quad-barrel shotgun. The text below the image says, "Quad-barrel shotgun fires a literal wall of lead. Meet the quad barreled beast brought to you by Matt at Demolition." The bottom part shows a man with an "INVEST" caption over it.

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