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Fan

RapBoat · 2 years ago
  • The image shows the text "Drake fans be like 'He still won, just read this'" above a collage of images, including stacks of text, alchemical symbols, and a bottle of Natural Light beer.
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  • Shadow

    Cupツ · 2 years ago
  • UHm idk -_-

    The text asks "What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?" The answer is: "Your Shadow."
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  • Head

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • no system is incorruptible. 🗿

    A black and white cartoon image of Mickey Mouse steering a ship with a thought bubble above him saying: "The Head of State is a figurehead. Simply a representative of the deep state who's job is to symbolize and portray the hidden agenda in a positive light."
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  • Cigarette

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image is a poster with the text "Cigarettes are like squirrels. They are perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. NO SMOKING". There is a picture of a squirrel on the right side of the poster.
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  • Record

    RapBoat · 2 years ago
  • The image shows the album cover for Nas's "Ether" with the text overlay "Gay-Z and Cock-a-Fella Records". Below is a Twitter post that says, "So far. Kendrick said it's big me. Cole said sorry. And Drake said Kendrick got small feet. These the 'GOATS'. Light man."
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  • Shower

    shaylie lol · 2 years ago
  • A person covered in white shaving cream or soap stares forward in front of a window. The caption reads "when you in the shower and the lights flicker".
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  • Driver

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a Twitter post by user @smilingnodding. The post text reads: "Lyft driver is going double the speed limit, has a check engine light on, and is blasting Slipknot. I immediately took the wheel, crashed the car, and burned it down along with the Slipknot CD. #deathtoallposers"
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  • Cost

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • its kinda funny tho

    The image shows three different lighting techniques, labeled as "The Good", "The Bad", and "The Ugly". Each technique is illustrated with a simple graphic of a stick figure standing next to a lamp post, with different light distribution. "The Good" shows light directed downwards and to the sides, with a dark sky. "The Bad" shows light going upwards and spreading, with a yellow background. "The Ugly" shows light directed downwards in a small cone, with the stick figure's head in shadow and only the bottom part illuminated.
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  • Pumpkin

    ♢ Shy Dragon ♢ · 2 years ago
  • The image shows two side-by-side photos of a carved pumpkin. The left image shows the unlit pumpkin with a goofy, cartoony face carved into it. The right image shows the same pumpkin with a light inside, making the face glow.
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  • Flashlight

    randomone · 2 years ago
  • Weaponization of flashlights

    The image is a four-panel image featuring two characters. In the first panel, one character states "I have epilepsy." In the second panel the other character holds a card. In the third panel the first character says "Have a look at my flashlight in strobe mode". In the fourth panel the second character has an exaggerated frightened expression.
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  • Feminist

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a picture of Luce Irigaray at the top. Below, there is an excerpt from an article discussing her views on physics and sex. At the bottom there is a picture of Fry from Futurama with the caption: "I HAVE TRANSCENDED ABOVE AND BEYOND THE EMOTION OF ANGER".
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  • Consciousness

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A blurry image of a crowd. The text on the image reads: "Sydney Sweeney/Dune 2", "The U.S. consciousness", and "A man lighting himself on fire in protest of war". A woman in the crowd is screaming and is the main focus.
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  • Light

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • 1) buy a lobster
[deleted] by
My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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14
1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident
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  • Charge

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A picture of a small kitten, illuminated by a bright light with text on top that reads "Fully charged".
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  • Satan

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A painting of Jesus with his arms outstretched. In the middle of the picture there are two drawings of characters, one of Satan as Soyjak and one of Jesus as Chad. The text reads, "As you can see, Satan, I portrayed you as Soyjak and me as Chad. You and your legions have been defeated once again. L+cope+seethe+touch light."
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  • Year

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image is a screenshot of a 4chan post with green text on a black background. It depicts a dystopian scenario in a future where Hillary Clinton has become a supreme ruler and implemented a series of drastic measures.
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  • Alarm

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A yellow rectangular alarm device with the text "SMORK" on top and "ALAM" at the bottom. Two small light bulbs are in the center, the right one green.
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  • Parent

    M3ME G0D · 2 years ago
  • The text reads: "Did anyone else's parents used to drive them around neighborhoods to look at people's Christmas lights and it used to be the most exciting thing ever??"
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  • T

    Teletubby

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • 82%

    The image shows a scene from Teletubbies. There are four Teletubbies, Tinky Winky (purple), Dipsy (green), Laa-Laa (yellow), and Po (red), standing in a field. Dipsy is glowing with a light. The text “Look!” appears over the center of the image.
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  • Mickey Mouse

    EnochTyr · 2 years ago
  • ...maybee

    Mickey Mouse is looking sly. The text above him says: "When someone asks you why you're carrying a strobe light into an epilepsy ward." The text below him says: "It's a surprise tool that will help us later."
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