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Heroin Monkey
29 days ago
A split image. On the left, a man with a long beard and a red hat that reads 'MAKE PEDOPHILES AFRAID AGAIN' points his finger. On the right, the same man, now bald and clean-shaven, is seen in an orange jumpsuit, appearing in a court or jail setting. The text above the images states 'Pedo Hunter arrested for raping his own daughter.' The text below says, 'Reminds me of when you kill someone in Among Us and then report it yourself to make it less suspicious.'
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  • Unimportant Intelligence
    4 months ago

    Low quality

    A screenshot of a tweet stating NASA uses only 15 digits of Pi for interplanetary travel. According to the tweet, at 40 digits, one could calculate the circumference of a circle the size of the visible universe. Below is an image of the Engineer character from the video game Team Fortress 2, with the text "YOUR REACTION WHEN YOU ARE AN ENGINEER WHO ONLY USES 3 DIGITS OF PI TO BUILD A SKYSCRAPER."
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  • Anonymous
    5 months ago

    Shitpost-master general

    The image is a cartoon-style comparison of a "traditional suspension bridge" versus an "improved suspension bridge." The traditional bridge looks like a standard suspension bridge with a flat road. The improved bridge has a road that goes up and down like a rollercoaster, labeled with "fun jumps", "less cable", and "more clearance".
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  • Anonymous
    5 months ago

    Shitpost-master general

    The meme shows a four-panel grid. The first panel shows a portrait of Mozart. The second panel shows a stick figure sitting at a table with a bowl, saying "He will never be a catboy" in a speech bubble. The third panel contains text that reads: "Less well known, however, is that Mozart liked to imitate a cat. He'd be rehearsing an opera with his singers, when he'd suddenly grow bored and leap over tables and chairs, meowing and turning somersaults. He even". The fourth panel shows a stick figure spitting out its cereal in surprise.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    6 months ago
    The image shows Elmo looking confused to the right. To his left is a clear cup with a pair of eyes floating on top. The text reads, "When Elmo's urine sample begins to sing about the importance of drinking water, he realizes that the cocaine he got from Tampa was probably less than 100% pure."
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  • Evil Duck Lords Of America
    7 months ago
    A photo shows several white ducks standing on a green grass field. The text on the image says: "Quick animal fact #38. Less than 5% of ducks have attempted world domination."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    7 months ago
    A photo of a city skyline at sunset with the Star Wars opening crawl text overlayed onto the sky. The text reads, "...Jedi... to assist the overwhelmed ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC on the critical issue of creating..." above a city at sunset. The text above the photo reads, "Thanks to less air pollution, the sky is so clear we can see the Star Wars opening text."
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  • Anonymous
    9 months ago

    Guess which one I'm mad about.

    Two muscular arms clasped together in a strong handshake. The arm on the left with light skin is labeled "Modern Songs". The arm on the right with darker skin is labeled "Me Having Sex". In the middle, above the clasp, it is written "Less than 3 minutes."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    11 months ago
    A man with glasses and a beard looks confused in front of a black background. At the bottom of the image it says: "I don't understand why kids scream when I touch them" Next to it, it says Mikes Meme Menagerie. To the right, is a list of other videos with titles like: "Watch me blow up the world Imao", "7 dead children in my backyard", and "Is he still screaming?".
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  • kate✨
    1 year ago
    In a meme, text that reads, "The ugly truth. Me thinking voice actors are less problematic than Hollywood actors" is imposed over an image of WWE wrestlers AJ Styles, with an uneasy grin, and The Undertaker with a menacing face.
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  • MEME LORD
    1 year ago
    A product advertisement for Subway is parodied with a sex toy that looks like a Subway sandwich. The text on the image reads, "SUBWAY Introducing the Freshlight®" along with a bag of "Lay's BAKED 65% LESS FAT original" and the Subway logo. The toy has the text "SUBWAY adam the creator".
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    Does thou even lift thy weighted equipment?

    A drawing of a historical duel between two men with an additional two observers. The text above reads: "I bet if we brought back dueling there would be a lot less butthurt bitches."
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  • Wade
    1 year ago
    The image is a three-panel comic strip showing Spider-Man standing above Moon Knight. Spider-Man says, "It's over, Moon Knight! I have the high ground!". Moon Knight replies, "Impossible. You don't even know how many drugs I'm on right now. That's not what I--". In the third panel, Moon Knight is moving quickly and says, "Less talk, more VENGEANCE!!"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a picture of Luce Irigaray at the top. Below, there is an excerpt from an article discussing her views on physics and sex. At the bottom there is a picture of Fry from Futurama with the caption: "I HAVE TRANSCENDED ABOVE AND BEYOND THE EMOTION OF ANGER".
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  • Thoughtless
    1 year ago

    WTF is this?

    muffin
18 Sep 2023, 8:52am
i was listening to mcr and my mom walked in so i switched the tab to gay porn cause thats less
embarrasing
Reply 77
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image contains five Yu-Gi-Oh! trading cards. Four of them are labeled 'Right Arm of the Forbidden One', 'Left Arm of the Forbidden One', 'Right Leg of the Forbidden One', and 'Left Leg of the Forbidden One' respectively. They feature golden limbs of a figure in chains. The fifth card in the center is labeled 'Nick Vujcic' and shows a picture of a man with no limbs.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A comic strip with four panels. In the first panel, a woman with short brown hair is talking to an old woman with white hair. A young boy is standing beside them. In the second panel, the old woman is saying something to the boy. In the third panel, the boy points while talking to the old woman. In the last panel, the old woman is crying and the boy is playing basketball.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is divided into four panels. The first panel shows Hank Schrader looking upset with the text "CONSUME THE" above him and "DABABY POTION MR. WHITE" below him. The second panel shows Walter White in a car, with the text "NEVER!!" above him and "NO STOP DOING THIS HANK" below him. The third panel shows Jesse Pinkman in distress with the text "JESSE HELP ME, JESSE WHERE ARE YOU AAAAAAA" and a bottle labeled "DABaby Potion" next to him. The fourth and fifth panels show Hank and Walter, each with a blue hat and fingers pointed at their temples. The text "LESS GOO" is below Hank, and "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" is below Walter.
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  • Wade
    1 year ago

    Moon Knight is awesome

    The image is a three-panel comic style picture. In the first panel, Spider-Man is in the upper part saying, "It's over, Moon Knight! I have the high ground!". In the second panel, Moon Knight replies, "Impossible. You don't even know how many drugs I'm on right now. That's not what I--". In the third panel, Moon Knight declares, "Less talk, more VENGEANCE!!"
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  • Mr. CheezFartz
    1 year ago

    If you people find this confusing, nothing is because CHEESE IS CHEESE!!!

    The image shows text saying "Cheese has holes. More cheese = more holes. More holes = less cheese. More cheese = less cheese." Below the text is a picture of an alien with squinted eyes and a slight frown.
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