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A tall, blonde woman in black armor, Sergeant Calhoun, is looking down with a smirk at a small, young man in a blue uniform and cap, Fix-It Felix Jr., who looks confused. The text above them reads, "Sooo you're forklift certified huh?"

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

A two-part image showing a Twitter exchange. The top part shows a tweet suggesting a method for scooping hard ice cream, with two photos: a tub of Kemps ice cream and a spoon sitting on the turntable inside a microwave. The bottom part shows a reply tweet with a photo of a microwave emitting smoke and fire, with the text "YOU MOTHER FUCKER".

The image shows a floor plan. The plan includes labeled rooms like "bedroom", "kitchen", and "bath". In a much larger, unlabeled space the words "penis room" are written.

A black cat with a white paw print on its back lies on a wooden floor. The text says: "Cat wandered into kitchen where my daughter was baking, and now apparently he's taking the Hobbits to Isengard."

The image shows a floor plan of a house. The top part includes a bedroom, kitchen, and bath. The bottom part is labeled "Forklift battle arena". The text above the top part reads "dream house".

A kitchen with a counter top, a stove, cooking pots, cups, and a knife rack with many knives. The text on the image reads: "The secret to a clean kitchen is simple. Don't cook, ever."

A vintage book cover shows a man in a pink shirt standing in a kitchen, looking back over his shoulder with a shocked expression, while a woman in a yellow blouse and green skirt looks at him with an angry expression. The text on the cover reads: "THE SUSPICIOUS HOLE IN THE MAYONAISE" and there is a text bubble that says, "WHAT THE FUCK, BRIAN!"

A screenshot of a text message that reads, "Listen here you toe-eyed cabbage, I wasn't born into this world so your fat ass could choke out low-level insults at me. I hope you stub your toe in the dark and have to crawl around your bedroom at 3:47am in horrific pain after going to the kitchen for a midnight snack of cheese and crackers, you absolute gormless minger."

XX=Female XY=Male YY=Down Syndrome

The image shows two doors with signs above them. One door says "KITCHEN" and the other says "MEN". Above the doors is text that says, "There are only 2 genders."

A close-up photo of the blade attachment of a kitchen gadget, with the text "what kinda dildo is this bro" overlaid on it.

I be ready like come on mfs

A gray cat stands holding a book and a cross. Text says: "After watching horror movie and you hear spoon fall down in the kitchen. Satan is that you?!"

A man with a mustache and a hat is leaning over a trash can in a kitchen, looking into the can. The text above says: “Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out.” The website boredpanda.com is displayed in the lower right.

Me walking down to the
family dinner pretending
that I didn't just yell
racial slurs to a 10yo
over a game:
*GO DOWNSTAIRS TO KITCHEN
@sigma_gorilla

The image shows text saying "8 year old me in my room listening to Minecraft parodies while my parents argue in the kitchen:" above a blurry video showing a person dancing in a room.

A photo of two stuffed chicken breasts that look like they are about to burst, sitting on a dirty pan. The top comment says "The stuffed chicken breasts did not go as planned." Additional comments include, "Were you cooking this in the sewer," "Chernobyl fleshlight", and "Guys I found it. The two worst words to put together."

The image shows six cookies each with a label below. The labels are butter, sugar, flour, baking soda, egg, and uranium 235. The cookie with uranium 235 is turquoise.

The image shows a split-panel view. On top is a pot of spaghetti on a stove with flames shooting up from it. Below is the 'stonks' meme character, dressed as a chef with folded arms and a text saying 'shef'.

Relatable 🗿🗣️🔥

The image shows a dark, blurry bear with wide, staring eyes. Text above and below the bear reads: "I JUST SHAT MY PANTS IN THE DEEP FRYER."

The image shows two side-by-side portraits of Donald Trump with different skin tones. On the left, his skin is a pale color, and text below reads, "Tupperware when it's new." On the right, his skin is more orange, and the text below reads, "Tupperware after storing spaghetti in it once."

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