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D34DL7 N!GHTSH4D3S
8 hours ago

an average day in the dandy's world kitchen :D

A low-resolution drawing featuring characters from the Roblox game Dandy's World. Shrimpo, a red character with green spikes, is depicted aggressively wielding a red stand mixer. To the right, another toon character with brown coloring and wide eyes looks on with a panicked expression. A watermark for Lemon8 and the handle @tikher1 is visible in the bottom left.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    A close-up photograph shows a rectangular loaf of bread resting on a table surface. The bread is charred black, but bright orange and red light glows intensely through deep cracks in the surface, making it look like a piece of cooling lava or magma. The caption at the bottom reads, "Burnt my bread a little".
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  • Shitpost master-general
    2 months ago
    A tall, blonde woman in black armor, Sergeant Calhoun, is looking down with a smirk at a small, young man in a blue uniform and cap, Fix-It Felix Jr., who looks confused. The text above them reads, "Sooo you're forklift certified huh?"
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  • Big Jim
    2 months ago

    Y he look like dat

    A large orange pumpkin sits on a kitchen counter, partially carved. It has small, round eyes and a wide, gaping mouth, giving it a goofy or startled expression. The lower part of the mouth carving is left thick, resembling a chin or lower jaw. In the background, carving tools, a bowl of pumpkin seeds, and a bat-shaped carving template are visible, suggesting the carving process is underway.
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  • United Kingdom UK
    7 months ago
    A two-part image showing a Twitter exchange. The top part shows a tweet suggesting a method for scooping hard ice cream, with two photos: a tub of Kemps ice cream and a spoon sitting on the turntable inside a microwave. The bottom part shows a reply tweet with a photo of a microwave emitting smoke and fire, with the text "YOU MOTHER FUCKER".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    11 months ago
    The image shows a floor plan. The plan includes labeled rooms like "bedroom", "kitchen", and "bath". In a much larger, unlabeled space the words "penis room" are written.
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  • Adolf kitler
    1 year ago
    A black cat with a white paw print on its back lies on a wooden floor. The text says: "Cat wandered into kitchen where my daughter was baking, and now apparently he's taking the Hobbits to Isengard."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a floor plan of a house. The top part includes a bedroom, kitchen, and bath. The bottom part is labeled "Forklift battle arena". The text above the top part reads "dream house".
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  • Nintendo Fan
    1 year ago
    A kitchen with a counter top, a stove, cooking pots, cups, and a knife rack with many knives. The text on the image reads: "The secret to a clean kitchen is simple. Don't cook, ever."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A vintage book cover shows a man in a pink shirt standing in a kitchen, looking back over his shoulder with a shocked expression, while a woman in a yellow blouse and green skirt looks at him with an angry expression. The text on the cover reads: "THE SUSPICIOUS HOLE IN THE MAYONAISE" and there is a text bubble that says, "WHAT THE FUCK, BRIAN!"
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a text message that reads, "Listen here you toe-eyed cabbage, I wasn't born into this world so your fat ass could choke out low-level insults at me. I hope you stub your toe in the dark and have to crawl around your bedroom at 3:47am in horrific pain after going to the kitchen for a midnight snack of cheese and crackers, you absolute gormless minger."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    XX=Female XY=Male YY=Down Syndrome

    The image shows two doors with signs above them. One door says "KITCHEN" and the other says "MEN". Above the doors is text that says, "There are only 2 genders."
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  • MEME LORD
    1 year ago
    A close-up photo of the blade attachment of a kitchen gadget, with the text "what kinda dildo is this bro" overlaid on it.
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  • Jazzy๐Ÿ’•
    1 year ago

    I be ready like come on mfs

    A gray cat stands holding a book and a cross. Text says: "After watching horror movie and you hear spoon fall down in the kitchen. Satan is that you?!"
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  • shaylie lol
    1 year ago
    A man with a mustache and a hat is leaning over a trash can in a kitchen, looking into the can. The text above says: โ€œReading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out.โ€ The website boredpanda.com is displayed in the lower right.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A meme showing text above an image from the video game Hello Neighbor. The text reads: "Me walking down to the family dinner pretending that I didn't just yell racial slurs to a 10yo over a game:". The image below shows the character known as The Neighbor walking down a staircase in a house. A small instruction in the game UI says "GO DOWNSTAIRS TO KITCHEN". A watermark '@sigma_gorilla' is visible in the bottom left corner.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows text saying "8 year old me in my room listening to Minecraft parodies while my parents argue in the kitchen:" above a blurry video showing a person dancing in a room.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A photo of two stuffed chicken breasts that look like they are about to burst, sitting on a dirty pan. The top comment says "The stuffed chicken breasts did not go as planned." Additional comments include, "Were you cooking this in the sewer," "Chernobyl fleshlight", and "Guys I found it. The two worst words to put together."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows six cookies each with a label below. The labels are butter, sugar, flour, baking soda, egg, and uranium 235. The cookie with uranium 235 is turquoise.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A collage of logos, with the first being Guitar Center, the second Olive Garden, the third Gilmore Girls and the last the US Naval Station Guantanamo Bay, each modified to use the guitar from the Guitar Center logo as a 'G'. The tweet above the image says "It's crazy to me Guitar Center uses this guitar as a G in its logo, because it barely looks like a G. Anyways, here's what it'd look like if other things used that guitar as a G."
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