10+ Best Intoxication Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

High

42 views · Frog · 2 years ago

Definitely not high

A screenshot of a Facebook post by Soa Tendo saying, "Im high asf". Jazmine Rogers and two others reacted to the post. Soa Tendo commented, "Me too", followed by "Lol oh shit that me".

Panda

18 views · M3ME G0D · 2 years ago

The image is divided into two sections. The top says, "Nobody:". The bottom says, "Drunk Pandas:" and shows vertical rows of green square boxes. The boxes look slightly off-center which seems to make them wobble.

Drunk Driving

26 views · Bozo · 2 years ago

The image shows an oak tree with a face. Above the tree, text says: "oh no my dad is driving drunk someone stop him!" some random oak tree:

Childhood

20 views · M3ME G0D · 2 years ago

The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows two boxes of tic-tacs labeled 'fresh orange', and the text 'I pretended tic-tacs were pills/drugs'. The top right shows a jar of wafer sticks, with the text 'and wafer sticks were cigarettes'. The bottom left shows a lineup of Gatorade bottles, with the text 'gatorades was vodka/alcohol'. The bottom right panel shows grape juice being poured into a glass, with the text 'and grape juice was red wine'. The final text on the image reads 'I was just that Badass.'

Party

6 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

she drunk

A cartoon of a woman with white hair and a green dress holding a bottle, looking drunk and sideways. The text overlay says, "When you show up to a party and your drunk friend who's been there for hours hits you with this look.."

Dude

11 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An ant is standing next to a bottle of antacid tablets. A speech bubble above the ant says, "Fuck dude, I'm tripping balls."

Bus

60 views · Willy b · 6 days ago

The meme shows a text block above an image. The text says: "Whoever told me to leave my car at the pub and take the bus home, turns out I was in no fit state to drive that either." The image below shows a red bus crashed into the front yard and facade of a brick house, with police officers in high-visibility vests attending the scene.

Football

12 views · Goofy ah · 2 years ago

Pov what happens when your drunk and play football

A football player in a purple uniform attempts to throw a ball while another football player in a red uniform falls to the ground. Two more football players in red and purple uniforms are visible in the background.

Friend

162 views · Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago

A person wearing a black long-sleeve shirt and khaki shorts stands on the street leaning forward in a stiff, slumped posture often referred to as the 'fent fold.' Cars are visible in the background in an urban street parking setting. White text overlaid on the image reads: 'Hitting the fent fold so I can save my friend a parking spot.'

Foot

2 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A foot holding a blunt, with text above saying "Gonna get fucked up tn."

Brit

27 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A newspaper clipping with the headline "Nude Brit covered in poo fell from hotel balcony into café", followed by a news article describing a naked British tourist who fell through a café ceiling from his hotel balcony in Thailand.

Squirrel

31 views · Anonymous prankster /\ _ /\ · 5 months ago

that thing found so crack!

Shot

Wade · 2 years ago

Sounds amazing

A cartoon of Rick, from the "Rick and Morty" series, looks disoriented with blurred background of alcoholic bottles. The text in the image reads: "When the first 4 shots don't hit you so you take 3 more and then they all hit you at once."

Wordplay

244 views · oof · 7 years ago

Officer sees a man and he is seeing he is having trouble walking, so he asked him, "Sir, are you drunk?" The man responds, "No, sir, I'm not drunk." So the officer asks, "How high are you?" And the man responds, "No sir, it's 'Hi, how are you?'"

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