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GG Miller · 3 years ago

    • im that girl

    A minion standing in front of a text that reads: Here's to the girls: To the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of T-shirts. Who don't get all the guys. Who's not "popular" but feels like it when they're with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't way. Who don't get everything they want. Who doesn't need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful.
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    Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

    • Worst punishment of all

    A chalkboard with the text: “QUOTE OF THE DAY. ‘REMEMBER WHEN WE CRIED AS KIDS AND OUR PARENTS SAID ‘I’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT’?-WE THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO SMACK US, BUT INSTEAD THEY DESTROYED THE HOUSING MARKET, QUADRUPLED COLLEGE TUITION FEES, MELTED THE ICE CAPS AND VOTED BREXIT.’ - ANON.”
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    • Bro

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 3 years ago

    • bro instead of detos its meat toes

    Two meatloafs shaped like feet on a baking sheet, with red sauce on top of the ankle and small pieces of white material attached as toenails.
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    Language

    《 rmk 》 · 3 years ago

    • if you get this i love you

    The image shows a comparison between common phrases used in anti-Formula 1 memes and actual phrases used during races. The left column, labeled "Instead of," features phrases like "The race is underway," "I need a new set of tires," "Good job!," "And he has spun!," and "And Leclerc has won the Italian Gp!" The right column, labeled "Say:" offers more authentic race commentary such as "And it's lights out and away we go!," "Bono, my tires are dead," "Get in there, Lewis!," "Spinalla" and "CHARLES LECLERC WINS THE ITALIAN GRAND PRIX FOR THE SCUDERIA FERRARI! (the most unrealistic one under these circumstances)."
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    • Bedtime

    《 rmk 》 · 3 years ago

    • fax

    A skeleton with long hair and a red streak is playing an electric guitar. He's in a graveyard setting. Above him, the text reads "I WENT TO BED AT" and below him is "830 INSTEAD OF 8".
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    Cheese

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

    • ChEesE

    A dark, blurry image of a creepy, orc-like face. The text says: "The cheese I spilled in the bottom of my oven watching me bake more stuff instead of cleaning it out."
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