New INS Memes - Page 56 - Worst Jokes Ever

Thanksgiving

18 views · yourmomleft yourdadf · 3 years ago

me in thanksgiving

A chipmunk with full cheeks is looking worried. The text says, "When you already started eating and someone says 'lets pray'"

Girl

65 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

im that girl

A minion standing in front of a text that reads: Here's to the girls: To the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of T-shirts. Who don't get all the guys. Who's not "popular" but feels like it when they're with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't way. Who don't get everything they want. Who doesn't need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful.

Class

65 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Room

4 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

On everything i did all this

The image shows a yellow Minion character with a heart sticker on its cheek. The text "ADMIT IT" is at the top, followed by "You've done one of these:" then five common relatable experiences are listed such as walking into a room and forgetting why.

Head

3 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

Always happen to me

A yellow minion with one eye is looking annoyed next to text that reads: "I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the damn script."

School life

13 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

ALWAYS ME

The image shows a minion standing on the right side. On the left side is the text: SCHOOL LIFE: Most Irritating Moments - Morning Alarm. Most Difficult Task - To find Socks. Most Dreadful Journey - Way to Class. Most Lovely Time - Meeting Friends. Most Tragic Moments - Surprise Test in 1st Period. Most Wonderful News - TEACHER IS ABSENT. SHARE IF YOU AGREE.

Confusion

4 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

this meme had me thinking

A yellow minion with a confused expression stands to the right of a list of questions titled 'INTERESTING CONFUSIONS'. The questions include: Can you cry under water? Do fishes ever get thirsty? Why don't birds fall off trees when they sleep? Why is it called building when it is already built? When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it? If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? Why does round pizza come in square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? The text ends with 'Crazy world isn't it?'

Obesity

1 view · GG Miller · 3 years ago

fat people dont read this

Two Minions dressed as a surgeon and a doctor. The text in the image reads: "Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No, the problem is that no one runs in your family."

Text

1 view · GG Miller · 3 years ago

I hate when people do this

A Minion dressed up as Wolverine with claws out is looking angrily at the viewer. The text says: "Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you. Now I have to change my whole text."

Childhood

2 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

I did all this

A Minion is standing in front of text that reads: When I Was Younger... - I put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost them. - I slept with all my stuffed animals so none got offended. - I restarted the video game when I knew I was going to lose. - I poured soda into the cap and pretended I was taking shots. Can You Relate?

Class

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

coronavirus

The image shows a still from an animation, with the text "Classes in 2020 be like:" at the top. The animation scene features a green leaf on the left, a blue drop on the right, and a tablet in the middle displaying a blue cartoon character with a wide smile. The scene is set in what appears to be a classroom or house with brown walls and a table.

Hulk

28 views · CaptainEgg75 · 3 years ago

The image shows a character resembling Shrek, but with black hair and glasses. Above the image, the text says "Nobody: Hulk in Endgame:".

Truck

9 views · Dawson Maxey · 3 years ago

DOBB)BBS - DOBBS FOR OHIO

Kiss

33 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Fair point.

A social media post with a comment thread. The initial post states, "being kissed in your sleep is...like...the purest form of love." A reply to that comment reads, "Unless you are home alone" and is followed by another comment "Or in prison."

Real Estate

13 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Damn.

A man is smiling with the text "When the school shooter finally leaves and the hottest girl in class is laying dead on the floor" above and below the text "It's Free Real Estate".

Funeral

15 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

The type of society we live in

A picture of a child with a bowl cut wearing a green sweater with a teddy bear attached. The text says, "Old people at weddings always poke me and say, "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

School

KIM💬 · 3 years ago

found these in my school

Three decorative birdcages are hanging from chains. Two white birds are sitting in two of the cages.

Bestie

KIM💬 · 3 years ago

me and my Bestie in school

Two young women taking a mirror selfie. One holds a phone and the other makes a hand gesture. Both wear sunglasses.

Hair

ADDI♥♥ · 3 years ago

I DYED MY HAIR IN THIS PIC

A person with medium-length brown hair is taking a mirror selfie in a public bathroom with white walls and a gray tiled floor. They are wearing a dark jacket or coat and are holding a phone in their right hand. The person's face is partially covered by their phone.

Sister

13 views · ADDI♥♥ · 3 years ago

ME AND MY SISTER IM ONE IN GLASSES

Two young women, likely sisters, are taking a selfie. Both are making a kissing face. The woman on the right wears sunglasses and a white beanie.