New Ill Memes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

Study

14 views · Some_Retard · 2 years ago

fr

The image shows four frames of a man putting on clown makeup with different levels of completion. The text above each frame reads: "I'll study at 6 pm", "I'll study at 7 pm", "I prefer to study during the night", and "I'll just get up early tomorrow and study".

Obesity

1 view · gta v god · 2 years ago

EVery fat ass

Two overweight children are sitting at a table in a restaurant. The boy on the right is pointing and saying 'I'll have the obesity deluxe, please.' There are fries and a drink on the table.

Procrastination

36 views · Daddy dick · 2 years ago

So true tho ☠️😂🤣

The image shows a Kermit the Frog plush sitting on a white surface. Above Kermit, there is a text saying "Me: I'll do it at 8", "Time: 8.05", and "Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now".

Prince

2 views · Doom Slayer · 2 years ago

shes creepy, no?

A girl with pink hair in pigtails, blushing with a creepy smile. A text bubble next to her reads: "HAHA, I FINALLY GOT MY PRINCE. I'LL NEVER EVER LET YOU GO...♡"

Google

3 views · LazyBoiiii · 3 years ago

A split image. The top part shows a Google search bar with "shrek" typed in, and the "shopping" tab circled in red. Below that, a distorted image of a man says: "I'll take your entire stock."

Tongue

LazyBoiiii · 3 years ago

A pink, fluffy creature with a long tongue is shown in front of a machine with a keyboard. The creature's tongue is extended and touching a button on the keyboard. The text above the creature says, "SCREW LIMBS!" and below, "I'LL USE MY TONGUE!". The display of the machine shows "GELA".

Time

1 view · LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

lol

A plush Kermit the Frog is sitting up in bed looking slightly annoyed. The text on the image reads: "Me: I'll do it at 8. Time: 8:05. Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now."

Lego

18 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Forehead

28 views · Bozo · 3 years ago

who wants to play tic tac toe on donatello's forehead? I'll start

A cartoon image of Donatello with a tic tac toe grid on his forehead, with an X in the center square.

Princess

10 views · Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

Reasons

The meme contrasts Elsa with Snow White, Ariel, Aurora, Cinderella, and Merida. Elsa, with her serious expression, states, "You can't marry a man you've just met." while the others seem to be in distress or have made rash decisions regarding relationships. Merida says "So I'll tell them the wedding's off then!"

Internet

10 views · Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

Always trust strangers

A four-panel comic strip shows a man walking along a brick wall. In the next panel, the man encounters a shady figure in a trench coat with a television screen for a head, labelled "INTERNET", who asks, "What've you got for me?". The shady figure opens their trench coat to reveal three images. One shows two figures hugging. Another shows two figures with one saying "I love you". The third shows the figures running with another one waving. In the last panel, the man is smiling slyly and saying, "I'll take all of it."

Minion

3 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

i'll be the minion on the right

The image shows two columns labeled "To Mom" and "To Dad". The "To Mom" column lists many common child complaints and requests. The "To Dad" column contains a single question: "Where's Mom?" Two minions are depicted in the "To Dad" column, looking confused.

Class

61 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Definition

12 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem

A dictionary definition of the word "obscene" is shown. The text of the definition reads "obscene | adjective (of the portrayal or description of sexual matters) offensive or disgusting by accepted standards of morality and decency: obscene jokes | obscene literature. - offensive to moral principles; repugnant: using animals' skins for fur coats is obscene. ORIGIN late 16th century: from French obscène or Latin obscaenus 'ill-omened or abominable'."

Procrastination

3 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me every day

A picture of the Kermit the Frog puppet sitting on white sheets. The text overlay says "Me: I'll do it at 8. Time: 8.05. Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now."

Toaster

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

👀

A four-panel image showing two different toasters. The top left panel shows a cartoon character with the text "Access Denied" below. The bottom left panel shows the same cartoon character with the text "ACCESS GRANTED" below. The top right panel shows an old, rusty-looking toaster. The bottom right panel shows a toaster with an anime face printed on it. Below the four panels is the text "I'll take both toasters".

Technology

2 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Fine I'll soon turn this wasteland of a page into r/Admech and r/AdeptusMechanicus habitable sites by myself

The image shows two panels of a character that looks like a TechPriest from Warhammer 40k. The top panel has the text: "Use newly invented weapons that are superior than your current ones to assist the Imperium." The bottom panel has the text: "Putting them in storage for hundreds of years so you can claim that you can 'Rediscover Old Technology'."

Parent

23 views · Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Worst punishment of all

A chalkboard with the text: “QUOTE OF THE DAY. ‘REMEMBER WHEN WE CRIED AS KIDS AND OUR PARENTS SAID ‘I’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT’?-WE THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO SMACK US, BUT INSTEAD THEY DESTROYED THE HOUSING MARKET, QUADRUPLED COLLEGE TUITION FEES, MELTED THE ICE CAPS AND VOTED BREXIT.’ - ANON.”

Cake

1 view · ur mommy · 3 years ago

those one people that joke around to much

A baby with cake smudged around its mouth is holding a spoon. Text above the baby says, "TOUCH MY CAKE," and text below the baby says, "AND I'LL CUT YOU."

Girlfriend

9 views · Depresso_Espresso · 3 years ago

you forgot something

A conversation between two users. The first message reads 'wybmag'. The second user asks, 'will you be my something girlfriend?' The first user replies, 'of course, I'll be your gf'. The second user then says, 'wow lol'. The first user states, 'So now your my gf', and the second user replies, 'well no'.