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Face mc shooty

FUCKING GENIUS

A split-screen shows a California identification card with a photo next to another, seemingly more intoxicated photo of the same person. The image text reads: "Smoked before my ID picture so when I get pulled over high I look normal."

Heroin Monkey

The left side shows an iPhone screen that says "Face ID, Try Again. Try Face ID Again." The right side is a photo of a man with a distorted, square-shaped face, resembling a Minecraft character. He has blocky features, including a square head, eyes, and mouth.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A photo of a duck with text saying: IF IT LOOKS LIKE A DUCK AND QUACKS LIKE A DUCK IT'S NOT A HORSE

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A photo of a yellow object that looks like a banana duck hybrid. The text on the image says, "Identify this bird!"

Adolf kitler

got my liscence

A license with the text 'Official Meme Stealing License'. It has a photo of a cat with a mustache. The license lists the name as 'Adolf kitler', gender as male, joined date as 12/10/24, occupation as prisoner, level 6, and membership type as standard. It is valid until 10/26/26.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a chart titled "HOW TO IDENTIFY A BIRD", with different birds shown in the image, with the word "Fed" written below each of them.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Daily Mail article. The headline reads: "Young man forced to post a photo of his passport on Facebook to prove his real name is 'Phuc Dat Bich'... after his account is banned THREE times". There is a smaller picture of the young man, and a passport image with the name "Phuc Dat Bich", and the dates 03 JAN 1992, 17 SEP 2013, and 17 SEP 2023. The passport is from Australia.

CrackedRuby_alt

TIME TO KILL FURRYS MUHAHAHAHA

A fake enhanced furry hunting license with an ID number, class, document, issue and expiration date.

Anonymous

Here ya go

A fake enhanced license card with the text 'Furry hunting license'. The card includes an ID number, document date, class, issued date, and expiration date.

Daddy dick

💀😂

The image depicts a conversation where a 6-year-old child looks at their mom's ID card, specifically the sex designation "F". The child laughs and when asked why, they state, "I can't believe you're so bad in sex that you failed in it." The image finishes with the text: "Husband died laughing."