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I wish my friends would give me this shirt

A black t-shirt with a picture of the Twin Towers. Instead of buildings, the towers are spaghetti and the words "Never Forgetti" are written on the shirt.

Depresso_Espresso

I have a dance next friday and i dont wanna go

A young person with a bruise on their eye is looking at the camera with their eyes closed.

ADHD autist

@iamloser I did something similar! 😏 took me three tries though.

A square with the number 6 and a 3D shape with the number 9.

Chexers

yes i squirt

A sign with a rainbow star border asks 'Do you SQUIRT?' The letters of SQUIRT are then expanded: S for Silent, Q for Quiet, U for Un-, I for Interrupted, R for Reading, and T for Time.

mal

The image shows two scenes of the same bathtub. In the first scene, a person is relaxing in the tub, saying, "I am so relaxed." In the second scene, a second person has appeared in the tub, wearing a witch hat, and says, "Surprise!" The first person is clearly shocked and asks, "Why is this happening?"

Anonymous

A close-up picture of a dog with its tongue sticking out. Instead of a tail, it has what looks like two brown dreadlocks. The text above the image says, "F*** Petco, I want my money back... tf is this?"

Anonymous

look at the cutest cat ever

A brown cat with green eyes is lying on a purple surface. The text above the cat reads: "If I just keep looking cute, they'll surely blame it on the dog."

Anonymous

Full body reveal (I just relized how much my camera sucks 😬)

A person is standing in the middle of a room. The person is wearing glasses, a gray t-shirt, and gray sweatpants. The person is looking to the left. The person has their hands in their pockets. The background shows the living room.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A duck wearing a black leather jacket and sunglasses stands against a blurred background with text that reads, "what autocorrect thinks I think about all day."

Anonymous

A Twitter post which reads, "aint been horny in 5 minutes i think im healing."

Anonymous

A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "I hate it when I say 'suck my dick' and people say 'Oh but you don't have a dick,' you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don't have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant."

Oogway

2 years ag
be straight lying I tried seducing my teacher
and I got court next week
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Heroin Monkey

sorry pancreatic
cancer but i
dont think you
qualify as an emotion
this is bullshit
you let spongebob in
sponging out is an
important step in a
persons life how about
you read a fucking book

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I finished all the memes

A QR code with a pixelated dinosaur in the center.

Bully

I AGREE WITH THIS HAHAHA

A picture shows a young boy holding up a makeshift gun made of a dollar bill towards another younger boy's head. The younger boy is pinned up against a red door.

Wade

FNAF in a nutshell

The image is a two-panel comparison. The top panel shows a yellow bear character in a car looking shocked, with the text "How are you not dead?" The bottom panel shows a rabbit character with a purple bow tie and a wide grin standing on a road with a destroyed section in the background, saying "I have no idea!".

Wade

Introverts

The image shows a four-panel cartoon with two characters from Beavis and Butt-head. The first panel shows them jogging with the text "Jogging sucks." The second panel shows one character looking annoyed with the text "The sun sucks." The third panel shows them walking with the text "Walking sucks." The last panel shows them sitting with the text "This town sucks."

Wade

TWISTED METAL

The meme shows three video game cover art. The first is Fortnite, the second is PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, and the third is Twisted Metal. Next to each game cover is a picture of a man with text above or below him. The text associated with Fortnite is "I prefer the real battle royale." The text associated with PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds is "I said the real battle royale." The text associated with Twisted Metal is "Perfection."

BellaTrix

A picture of Albus Dumbledore with the text: "I'm sorry about your parents, but no spell can reawaken the dead, Harry. I trust you know that. Except for the Time Turner. We'll use that to save Buckbeak."

blach66

A three-panel image shows a speed dating scenario. In the first panel, a man asks a woman: "Do you like pineapple on pizza?" The second panel shows the woman saying: "It's OK." In the third panel, the man says: "I don't think we should see each other any more."

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