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A screenshot of a chat conversation on Chat Avenue shows one person accidentally saying "Ur so hot i would let u cheat on me" due to autocorrect. They then say "Woahhh wtf I just meant to say hey" and "Autocorrect fucking with me".

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A man with glasses and a bow tie smiles widely with his mouth open and one finger raised, with the text "Whoopsie daisy! I have an erection."

MATTIX

The image shows three panels featuring a yellow Mitsubishi Lancer. In the first panel, the text reads, "GO LANCER! I CHOOSE YOU" alongside a photo of the car. The second panel shows the car surrounded by a green glow with the text, "HUH? LANCER'S EVOLING?" The final panel shows the car having evolved into a sportier version with the text, "LANCER EVOLVED INTO AN EVOLUTION!"

Heroin Monkey

Close up of Woody from Toy Story, with blacked out teeth on the bottom row that creates spaces where teeth should be. Text reads: "I just found this hidden message in Toy Story omg."

Heroin Monkey

A white pigeon with spread wings is juxtaposed with the text "Yeah, I'm a bird." To the right, the word "BIRD" is spelled vertically, with each letter followed by a word: "B - Government," "I - Drone," and "R" and "D" without words.

Anonymous

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A person is doing backflips on a trampoline in a backyard as a Jehovah's Witness watches.

Anonymous

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In a backyard setting, a person is in mid-air performing a backflip on a trampoline, while a Jehovah's Witness in a suit watches. A gray cat is walking nearby. The text overlay reads: "I made the Jehovah's Witness watch me do backflips."

Heroin Monkey

Are you out of mind!
Why do you carry those bricks!
Now is bedtime!
I'm tryna get like you
mama I mean you got
them airbag titties
like hubba hubba
honk honk type shitt
wanna know what it
feels like to carry
around all that
weight you been
carrying around all
your life I mean at
least since you was 14
not that I would've
been into it at that
age I'm just sayin like
you got them
bazooka bubble
breast and I'm tryna
chew on that
experience got me
bricked up fr fr

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet talks about "Cp", an abbreviation for child p***ography. The second tweet shows Walter White in a car yelling, "HANK, DON'T ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK!"

rapboat

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MacMiller
I wrote @ScHoolBoyQ album. I
can't keep it a secret anymore. I
wrote all the hooks and bridges.
3/18/14, 8:09 PM
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ScHoolboy Q
@SchoolBoyQ
@MacMiller so your admitting u
use da N WORD???
3/18/14, 8:37 PM
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He had the pass anyway. In inertia I swear he say
"all you niggas old news" hence the bleep. As
well In Shut the front door he says "I'm clearly a
Wigger" Yes that's right, with the hard R! I agree tho
man, Mac really was that (N)Wigga 8real.
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[deleted] 14h
Pretty sure the bleep in inertia is Ariana or my ex or
my old bitch something like that but in reference to
her
Reply +8
MaclsLife OP 4h
Shit you may be right, but i like the idea of him
saying the N Word!!
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rapboat

We all know what rapper she’s talking about…

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. The user, @devonodevon, writes: I'm a retired 69 year old army vet white grandmother who hates rap and I can't stop listening!! I keep playing this to my grand kids and now they're not speaking to me because THEY CAN'T HANDLE TRUTH and COMMON SENSE. When he appeared as the Jamaican HOOBOY I WOKE UP THE WHOLE STREET LAUGHING!!! GODBLESS AMERICA. There are also like and dislike buttons and a comment button.

rapboat

A screenshot of a Reddit post about Eminem's mom being terminally ill with lung cancer. Below the headline, there are a few comments: "Fuck cancer!", "shout out to boosie", "I fuck your main bitch", and "Remember Kodak Black? I support breast cancer."

Lil’ bro

A cartoon character looking at the viewer, with the text "how i look at my friends before i ask the stupidest question ever."

Heroin Monkey

The image features a meme with the text "HOW I FEEL WHEN I HAVE A FULL DAY OF ASBESTOS REMOVAL AHEAD OF ME." The background shows a man yelling aggressively, which adds to the humorous exaggeration of the feeling associated with a tough job.

Nico Di Anglo

if ykyk

The image is a list of demigods making puns with Nico telling them to stop.

Lil’ bro

MAHMOOD • iNKSTECHSHUB JOKES

When I accidentally touched my sense of humour

A hand with black-painted fingers is shown with the text: "when I accidentally touch...my sense of humour."

Yugi

Caylez.cc, you need to stop

A person wearing a mask and helmet holds a spoon. The text reads, "I have a spoon, your argument is invalid."

Heroin Monkey

I got sued for circumcising random boys in the park
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Heroin Monkey

Emma Kennedy
@EmmaKennedy
You know what? Everyone on 4chan
and 8chan should be on a terror list.
Every single incel. I couldn't give a
single shit about their "freedom of
speech"
MW
M
>PRÖÖÖÖHH :DDD
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>Oh fug :DD here comes the cabeman hunders
:DDDD

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