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Heroin Monkey
1 month ago
A screenshot from a social media platform shows a man with light hair and a serious expression, looking over a white building with many windows, presumably in London. Below the video, a comments section is visible. It shows the location 'London' with '67.1K people added to Favorites' and '6,140 comments'. A user named Kollado asks, 'what's the etiquette of rubbing one out under the table?' The creator, William Hanson, responds, 'You ask this on almost every video. May I suggest you seek professional help??'
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    A screenshot of a weather application interface, displaying a forecast for "Pluto". The current temperature is -387° and it's cloudy. The hourly forecast shows temperatures ranging from -387° to 388°. The 10-day forecast shows daily temperatures, mostly in the -380s, with several days indicating a high chance of snow. An overlay text bubble says, "I fucking hate living here 😭💔💔". The background is a faint image of Pluto.
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  • Creed (shit isnt availabe)
    1 month ago
    A two-panel meme using the Buff Doge vs. Cheems format. The top panel shows two muscular Doge characters in military helmets holding rifles, facing a smaller Cheems character wearing a conical hat and holding a smaller rifle. Text above reads "how i thought vietnam war happened" and text below the Doges reads "stupid farmer thinking he can win". The bottom panel shows several smaller Cheems characters with rifles positioned strategically in dense jungle foliage, surrounding a few smaller Doge characters with rifles who appear to be retreating. Text above reads "how it really happened" and text below the Doges reads "shit they set us up retreat".
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  • RapB0at
    1 month ago

    W playlist

    A screenshot of a music player interface with a dark background. The album art features a stylized drawing of a yellow cat wearing a green hat. The artist name is wifikskeleton, the album name is 'suburban daredevil', and the year is 2024. Below the album details is a list of song titles and play counts: 1. i dont think we'll ever find him (128K plays), 2. whore (84K plays), 3. i keep calling... (127K plays), 4. if you hate me now it would make me pro... (85K plays), 5. ware me out like old clothes. The currently playing song is 'Nope your too late i already died' by wifikskeleton & i wanna be a. The bottom navigation bar shows icons for Home, Samples, Explore, Library, and Upgrade.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/Kanye, labeled NSFW. The title asks, 'Is it still ethical to jiggle my johnson to Kanye songs?' The body text below is a 'DISCUSSION' post starting with 'A while ago, I discovered that certain Kanye songs caused me to become ithyphallic...' and continues with a lengthy description of the user's masturbation habits, influenced by Kanye West's music and recent controversies. It ends by asking for an alternative suggestion like 'Jordan Terrell Carter'.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    A screenshot of a tweet from user Plain As Day Quavo. The tweet text reads 'Saw people were sharing their favorite lyrics so here's some of mine'. Below are four square panels. The top left panel shows a person covering their face, with the text 'through them hospital doors' and 'FLUSHING SCOTCH "COUGH SYRUP" COYOTE'. The top right panel shows Eminem with a boombox, with the text 'Meanwhile my attention's pulled in another direction. Some receptionist' and 'EMINEM "LIKE TOY SOLDIERS"'. The bottom left panel shows Robert Palmer, with the text 'Doctor, doctor, gimme the news' and 'ROBERT PALMER "BAD CASE OF LOVING YOU (DOCTOR, DOCTOR)"'. The bottom right panel shows Bob Geldof, with the text 'Something's wrong. She was lying on the bed. Crying when I walked in' and 'BOB GELDOF "I CRY TOO"'. Each lyric quote is enclosed in double quotes.
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  • A Star Wars Fan
    2 months ago
    A blurry image of a grumpy-looking white cat with black markings sitting on a patterned surface. White text overlays the image. The text reads: "I HATE WHEN WEBSITES ASK: " ARE YOU A HUMAN? " LIKE NO, I'M A DINOSAUR THAT FORGOT TO DIE 100 MILLION YEARS AGO".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago
    A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message from the right is 'how tight'. The response from the left is 'Loose.' followed by 'Poop just falls out'. The message from the right is 'bruh i meant how tight r we'. The response from the left is 'Oh' followed by 'We chill'. The final message from the right is 'alr'.
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  • Creed (shit isnt availabe)
    2 months ago
    A two-panel image. The top panel shows a screenshot of a Google Maps search for "where can i buy a gun" over the United States, with the map covered in numerous red location markers indicating places to buy guns. Text labels include "Mexico", "Gulf of California", "Gulf of Mexico", "Ottawa", and "Toronto". The bottom panel shows a close-up of a bald eagle in front of an American flag with the text "Freedom intensifies" overlaid.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago
    A cartoon drawing of a man with an orange head, beard, and glasses. He wears a white t-shirt that says "I HATE" in black text above the word "Fun" in rainbow colors. He holds a bunch of multi-colored crayons in his left hand. Below the drawing is a screenshot of a tweet from user Gurt stating, "nuclear warfare is not based millions on innocent people will die". The tweet source is @SteyrACR_real.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago
    A black t-shirt with white text. In the center is a flaming skull, flanked by two flaming hamburgers. The text on the shirt reads: I GOT MY SECOND CIRCUMCISION IN GARRISON, MINNESOTA Behind the mconalders.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago
    A man's face is photoshopped onto the body of a round character wearing a brown hat and brown and white striped top, holding a large red and white swirled lollipop. The text above the image says: w-w-well does this mean i get two quissmassess~?
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago
    A four-panel meme. The top left panel shows the Wojak meme character asking 'Hey, can I uninstall Edge?'. The top right panel shows Wojak with the Windows logo covering his eyes, crying, with the text 'NOOO!!! YOUR SYSTEM WILL BREAK!'. The bottom left panel shows the Chad meme character saying 'I'm going to uninstall the bootloader.'. The bottom right panel shows the Chad character behind Tux, the Linux penguin mascot, with Tux saying 'Go ahead, lol.'
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago
    An illustration shows the Joker character from Batman embracing a pregnant blue frog character wearing goggles and a vest (Crazy Frog). The background is pink with small hearts. Text overlay reads: She asked for a nude. I sent her a pic of Joker gently embracing an impregnated Crazy Frog, and she blocked me. Then I realized she wanted a nude of my body; I, a fool, sent one of my soul.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago
    A screenshot of comments on a social media platform. The first comment praises VR for experiences like boxing, zombie apocalypse, lightsaber fights, and 'porn' (represented by a corn emoji). A reply asks 'Which porn?' The original commenter responds, explaining they accidentally clicked 'for women' thinking it was 'four women' and ended up with a 'boner' (represented by an eggplant emoji) in their virtual face, describing it as the 'Gayest experience' of their life.
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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Shitpost-master general

    A dark, shadowy, creature-like figure with twig-like structures on its head and a large hand reaching out is shown against a textured, brown wall. The text reads: "Mfw I see an interracial couple on TV:".
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  • JXSTR99
    2 months ago

    not my meme but I have an official license

    A two-panel meme. The top panel shows the text "There's an owl outside your house waiting for you" at the top, and to the left, "Harry Potter fans". To the right of this text is a close-up image of a person with yellow sunglasses looking extremely excited and grinning. The bottom panel shows the text "Duolingo users" to the left, and to the right is a close-up image of a person (possibly the same person) crying with tears streaming down their face.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago
    A man in a dark suit and red tie sits and gestures. His face and hands are purple. Text above reads: "For the last time, Mr. Wonka, I did not try any experimental gum, and frankly I find this entire line of questioning insulting."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago
    A screenshot of two tweets. The top tweet is from Promethameme, with a profile picture of a glass with a straw and bubbles, saying "I hope they perform Feel Good Inc next". Below is a tweet from TMZ from September 24, saying "Gorillas Perform Oral Sex at Bronx Zoo, Humans Horrified tmoz.me/Wc9yCsa". There is a faint watermark at the bottom right.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago
    A meme featuring text over an image of a distressed cat being pulled by another cat. The text reads: Me (A Caveman) being dragged to hell because I didn't follow a religion made 3000 years after I died:
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