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Heroin Monkey
4 months ago
An image depicting a large, mother Pikachu-like creature lying on a furry surface, with multiple smaller, baby Pikachu-like creatures surrounding her, some suckling from her teats. A red and white Poké Ball is visible on the left. The text overlaid on the image reads: "I hate school" mfs the second they step into 4th period.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    A young blonde woman on a bus, looking annoyed and hot, with text overlay that reads: "i am sweating like a p3do in a nursery. why do uk buses not have air con 😡".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    A screenshot of a Twitter post by JD Vance. The post features a profile picture of JD Vance at the top left and a large image below the text. The text reads: "I know being in a role like mine requires thick skin, but this meme is doing actual, real life damage. Whenever I try to be intimate with my wife, she says she can't stop thinking about this picture. It creeps her out. We haven't made love in months. Haven't you guys had enough?" The image below the text shows a bald man with a beard, wide blue eyes, and a slightly open mouth, wearing a blue suit and a pink tie, against a bright blue background.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    A close-up selfie of a man's face, showing his eyes and the top of his nose, with text overlays above and below his eyes. The man has light blue eyes and light brown hair visible on his forehead. The text expresses an overly dramatic and intense plea for a reply, using terms like 'Kitten,' 'dagger,' 'alpha,' 'digital stars,' 'untamed dominance,' and 'pixelated princess.' The text is centered and appears in white font against transparent black bars.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    A man in a dark suit and tie is sitting and smiling. Above him, text reads: "Man, I wish there was something I could use to scratch my balls." followed by "Cheese Grater:".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    A screenshot of a tweet from a user named Light Chocolate and Whole… (@MisterOWL9). The tweet reads: 'You haven't heard some weird shit until you fuck a deaf girl. Sounded like I was beating a baby seal.' Below the tweet, it shows '10:02 PM 

5/21/19 

Twitter for iPhone'.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    A large, grey, spherical space station, identifiable as the Death Star from Star Wars, hovers prominently in a cloudy, light grey sky. Below it, the tops of dark green trees are visible. A black caption bar with white text appears across the lower part of the image, reading: "I fucking hate Alderaan."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    A blue-grey cat-like animal wearing a white sweater and brown pants stands next to an orange goldfish wearing green sneakers. The goldfish stands on its fins as if they are legs. The text above them reads, 'I got bruddas who not even blood related, but we locked in 4L. 💯'
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  • United Kingdom UK
    5 months ago

    Guys, i saw this advertisement on wje. should i click it?

    A screenshot of a dark green screen with scattered colorful squares. White text in the center reads, "Congratulations! You have won 60.000 ROBUX." Below the text is a gold hexagonal icon with a green square inside, resembling the Roblox logo. At the bottom, there is a brown button that says, "Click here to claim your prize."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    A black and white photo of a very muscular man, likely Jean-Claude Van Damme, sitting at a table with a meal in front of him. He is looking down at his plate with a serious or somewhat dejected expression. Text above reads, "Please mom, don't tell Spider-Man I haven't finished my meal."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    A multi-panel image featuring characters from 'Inside Out' (Joy, Sadness, Disgust, Anger), Bill Cipher from 'Gravity Falls', and Optimus Prime from 'Transformers'. In the top panel, Joy, Sadness, Disgust, and Anger are present. Joy has a speech bubble saying, "Sorry, Bill Cipher, but I don't think you qualify as an emotion." In the middle panel, Bill Cipher, the yellow triangle, responds with a speech bubble that says, "This is bullshit, you let Optimus Prime...". The bottom panel shows Optimus Prime pointing a finger, with a speech bubble stating, "Bro, I'm autism."
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    JaBe mistr 😃
    5 months ago
    A close-up photo of an older man with white hair and a beard, known as Hide the Pain Harold, holding a white phone receiver to his ear. He has a forced, slightly pained smile. The text "FRIDAY PARTY?" is at the top, and "YES, SURE, I WILL COME" is at the bottom.
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    JaBe mistr 😃
    5 months ago
    A split image showing an older man, known as Hide the Pain Harold, sitting on a couch. In the top frame, he is looking at a laptop with a forced, pained smile. In the bottom frame, he is looking directly at the viewer with the same forced, pained smile. The text above reads: 'My face when I check my bank account'.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    A black pickup truck is seen from behind on a road. The truck is heavily adorned with numerous crude and politically charged bumper stickers covering its rear window and tailgate. On the top left of the rear window, a sticker reads "MAKE AMERICA CUM AGAIN". To its right, another sticker says "FUCK DA NRA" with the NRA logo crossed out. Below these, a large sticker proclaims "GET ON THE CUM TRAIN". On the tailgate, a sticker on the left reads "ONLY MY WIFE CAN FART ON MY BALLS!". In the center of the tailgate, below an American flag decal, a smaller sticker states "I WILL NOT CUM". Further down, a white sticker with "TOYOTA" and "STOP THE CUM!" and "JUST SAY NO TO CRANKIN OFF" is visible. On the right side of the tailgate, a sticker says "L'TS GO BRANDON", a euphemism for "Fuck Joe Biden". Below this, another sticker reads "REAL PATRIOTS MAKE THE BEST BOTTOMS!". Further down, "WHITE CUMS MATTER!" is displayed, a crude parody of "Black Lives Matter". To its right, "SHIT BLUE" is visible, likely referring to Democrats. Below "WHITE CUMS MATTER!", a sticker demands "IMPREGNATE BIDEN!". Other small stickers include "STOP THE WIPE!" and "TRUMP TRAIN". The truck's license plate reads "NVR CUM". The truck has "4x4" on its mudflaps and a large exhaust pipe.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    A screenshot of a text message conversation on a dark blue background. The messages are in light blue bubbles from one sender and light grey bubbles from a second sender. The conversation starts with one sender asking to meet, then expressing joy with '*blushes*' and '*jumps with joy*', and finally sending '*cums*'. The other sender responds with 'Yeah when tho', 'stop that please', and a threatening message beginning with 'Nigga, I will rape you'.
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  • Paytonnn
    5 months ago
    A still image of Bernie Sanders, an older man with white hair and glasses, wearing a brown winter coat, standing outdoors in a snowy or cold environment. He looks directly at the camera with a serious expression. Above the image, text reads 'Me: My cat at 4am:'. Below him, superimposed text on a dark bar reads 'I am once again asking for your constant attention and salmon.'
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    A close-up of three beverage dispensers from a soda fountain machine. From left to right, the labels read "Fanta" with "rape" below it, "Coca-Cola Zero Sugar Cherry Vanilla", and "Sprite" with "Strawberry" below it. The word "Strawberry" is circled in red. Below the dispensers, white text reads, "I did not know sprite had strawberry." A partial logo for "Takis Fuego" is visible in the background.
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  • United Kingdom UK
    5 months ago
    A very narrow, small, white car, resembling a covered mobility scooter, being driven on a wet road by a person wearing a yellow high-visibility jacket. The text overlay reads: Robert's car on my math test after I calculated its width to be 0.5cm.
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  • The RĒAL RB
    5 months ago

    Proof that Heroin Monkey is OPAL

    A screenshot of an online chat conversation. Multiple users are present: IndieRockBoat, RapBoat, Opal, Cosmo the Intern, and Heroin Monkey. The conversation shows IndieRockBoat repeatedly asking "Any of you listen to indie rock?" and then stating "sorry I live in McDonald's my internet is bad." RapBoat then comments, "That's how I know it's Heroin Monkey, he ALWAYS does that." Opal then insults RapBoat with crude language, which RapBoat then repeats back, seemingly as if impersonating Opal, and adds further crude remarks. The critical exchange occurs at the end: RapBoat asks, "You want me to pull an AG???" Heroin Monkey replies, "yes." Immediately after, RapBoat types, "Heroin Monkey yes." Below this, a final line states, "Bro forgot to switch alts."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    A social media post showing a hypothetical scenario set in 2031, where a soldier is dying on the streets of Taoyuan, Taiwan, after being hit by PLA shrapnel. An AI named "Ani no Senshi" appears in the soldier's HUD, informing them their death will be "87% more honorable than average." Below this text is an image of an anime girl in military gear with tears in her eyes, seen through a HUD display, with a ruined cityscape in the background. Beneath the image is a screenshot of a tweet from "Disclose.tv" reporting that the "U.S. DoD awards xAI and Grok a $200 million contract to 'modernize' the Defense Department," posted on July 14, 2025.
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