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Heroin Monkey
5 months ago
A man looking upset is pictured above a comment that reads: "I have your face on a carpet and I like to strip naked and cover myself in honey and roll around on the carpet until I pee (love your bellybutton)." Text over the man reads: "Bro leave this man alone."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    A photo shows a doll that resembles an unborn baby next to text that reads: "If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and I would do it until I had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass."
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  • Adolf kitler
    5 months ago
    A cat is lying down, staring into the camera with wide eyes. Above the cat, text reads: "4 years ago I lived in a bush and hunted my own meals. Now I have 2 passive incomes, my own house, & a personal chef. Follow me for more financial advice."
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  • Adolf kitler
    5 months ago
    A black cat wearing a tie is held up by two hands. The text says: "sir put me down. I am the manager."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    The image is a screenshot of two posts from Reddit. The first post is from a user in r/feminineboys, titled "Dad of a feminine Boy." The post describes a 50-year-old father who found skirts and thigh highs belonging to his 16-year-old son, who is a femboy. The father is seeking advice on how to best support his son. The second post is from a user in r/Boykisser3, titled "My dad found my thigh highs." It features a crudely drawn illustration of a cat-like character looking worried.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    Two muscular men are holding hands. One has a pregnant belly and a shirt that says, "There's a Turkey in this oven." The other has a shirt that reads, "I put a Turkey in this oven."
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    Jayden
    5 months ago

    Hi i am Jayden

    A purple cube with an angry face stands in a natural setting.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    Against the backdrop of a large cathedral, text states, "Spanish is a beautiful language. You don't say 'I love you' in Spanish, you say 'yo quiero comer culo' which translates to 'you are the light of my life.' That's so beautiful."
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  • Anonymous
    5 months ago

    the bear was difficult on this one

    The image shows a math equation, 7^(3x+4) = 49^(2x+1), followed by text that says the equation is a sneaky way to write the word "sex" because seven ate nine.
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  • YumMan
    5 months ago

    Cecil

    A drawing of two muscular cartoon men against a city background. The man in front has his arms raised and mouth open, exclaiming, "Cecil I need you Cecil". Behind him stands another man in a suit with his arms at his side.
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  • Anonymous
    5 months ago

    People will bet on everything... ...I mean nothing.

    A screenshot of a prediction market titled "Nothing Ever Happens: May." The market rules state that it will resolve to "No" if Russia and Ukraine agree to a ceasefire, the next Pope is Black, the Fed cuts rates, India invades Pakistan, or Israel or the US take military action against Iran. Otherwise, it will resolve to "Yes."
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  • FreeSmart!
    5 months ago

    I know you cannot be calling me cringe when you have this pfp

    An image of Bart Simpson is crying with broken hearts above his head. The image shows Bart in a purple sweater.
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  • Face mcshooty
    5 months ago
    A still from "Breaking Bad" showing Walter White and Mike Ehrmantraut in a field with tall grass. Above the still is text.
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  • Face mcshooty
    5 months ago
    A meme featuring a man in a car with the text, "When bro said he had to hop off the game to eat dinner, but I know damn well he's gooning, I just can't prove it."
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  • Face mcshooty
    5 months ago
    A still from a movie with text overlayed on top. The text reads, "Dating in 2025 be like. Me: "Sorry I put it in the wrong hol3." My date: "That's ok. It's the only hol3 I have." The still shows a man who looks sad.
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  • MAHMOOD • iNKSTECHSHUB JOKES
    5 months ago

    When I accidentally touched my sense of humour

    A hand with black-painted fingers is shown with the text: "when I accidentally touch...my sense of humour."
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  • Adolf kitler
    5 months ago

    what do I have to do to become a mod?

    A cat in a box raises its paw as if it has a question. The image reads: "I has a question..."
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  • Lil’ bro
    5 months ago
    A person with orange hair, a braided orange ponytail, and an orange beard wearing a green t-shirt is looking at the camera. The text above the image reads, "I.... am ALEX".
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  • YumMan
    5 months ago

    My Teacher When I Yell Out chicken Jockey In The Middle Of Class

    An image of a stern-looking man with the text: "My Teacher When I Yell Out 'chicken Jockey' In The Middle Of Class."
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  • Caylez.cc
    5 months ago
    A young boy with glasses is looking directly at the camera and smirking, with the text "I know something you don't know. I am not left handed."
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