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VICTORY ROYALE POKÉMON CARD BE LIKE

A Pokemon card featuring Doodlebob, the white drawing from Spongebob, who is standing with a pencil above Spongebob and Patrick who seem to be knocked out. The text on the card reads "DOODLEBOB LV.9999999999 200 HP STAGE 2 Victory Royale! hahahahahah 150 I hit U meme on u 200 chickennugget weakness +40 resistance -40 fake card".

Anonymous

she drunk

A cartoon of a woman with white hair and a green dress holding a bottle, looking drunk and sideways. The text overlay says, "When you show up to a party and your drunk friend who's been there for hours hits you with this look.."

Anonymous

she drunk

An image of Elsa from "Frozen" holding a bottle, with text that reads: "When you show up to a party and your drunk friend who's been there for hours hits you with this look.."

✨Jassy✨

Me everyday

A man in a green uniform and khaki pants is shown mid-reaction, seemingly jumping. The caption reads, "When your shower is too hot and it hits your back."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a poster with a character from the game Fortnite saying "Taking a hit in the restroom will deal 200 damage to your lungs. Do you want the victory royale? Don't vape, simple!" The poster also states, "It's not CUUL to JUUL in SCHUUL!". Below this image is a screenshot of Steve Buscemi wearing a red hat and a shirt that says "Music Band", saying, "How do you do, fellow kids?"

RapBoat Bonus

MF DOOM is a time traveler confirmed????

A picture with two overlaid images. In the background, there is a black and white image of MF DOOM. Overlaid with a red circle, there is a picture of two women. The text at the bottom reads: "Hackthoo'ing songs lit, in the booth, with the best host. Doing bong hits, on the roof in the west coast. MF DOOM, "MEAT GRINDER" GENIUS"

⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧

man this hits

A social media post from the subreddit r/teenagers with the title: 'Bruh yk what I want?' The post reads: 'Just to be lying down, arms around a girl not just cause she's hot or cute but cause I genuinely care about her and love her and she feels the same way. Just to be like holding her close and maybe stroking her hair. Maybe at one point giving her a soft kiss or two before she'd fall asleep into my arms so I could drift off too. Yes I am cuddle horny.'

原田

The image contains text that reads "My sister: *Hits my foot by accident* Me: 'Ouch, you just broke-'" above an image of cells dividing.

Jazzy💕

*hits blunt"
If nothing is impossible then is it
possible for something to be
impossible?

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

A Pokémon card featuring an 8-ball. The card's title is "8-Ball" with the type "Billiard 8-ball Pokémon". It lists the attacks "Roll Out" and "Stick Wack", describing the effect and damage. The card also shows weakness, resistance, and retreat cost. The card is a parody of a standard Pokemon card design.

King bob

The text says: "class is cancelled because the math teacher was hit by a nuclear bomb" the math teacher: Below is a still from a video showing a blurry background with a door.

King bob

The image shows a blurry, low-resolution frame of a man in a hat running or falling, combined with the text "Class is canceled because the math teacher got hit by a nuke" and "The math teacher:".

King bob

The image shows text that reads: "class is cancelled because the math teacher was hit by a nuclear bomb." Underneath this text, there is another line that says "the math teacher:". Below is a blurred image of a door. The overall tone is dark humor.

Chri5

oh damn

A dark-skinned man with a black face is shown on a TV screen. The text below the image reads, "when you're checking something in the oven and the heat hits you."

Heroin Monkey

A collage of screenshots of Scotty Kilmer's YouTube videos. Each video has a different theme: using fuel additives when one can't afford beer, being drunk, and keeping secrets. The word "Secret" is overlaid twice on two different videos. The word "Drunk" is overlaid on one video.

Amir De OG

That feeling when curry hitting on very sadding day 👌🔥

A man with dark hair and a mustache is smiling with wide, staring eyes. His facial features are slightly exaggerated, and he is wearing a blue and white checkered shirt.

DwavyHumper

The image shows a text that says, "Me: Hits elbow. My arm:". Below the text there is a picture of Thanos with his arm glowing.

Jazzy💕

*Hits Blunt*
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected the expected?
CHARD.COM

LoserIsPro

VICTORY ROYALE IN SPONGEBOB

A digital image of a trading card with Doodlebob from Spongebob Squarepants. He is in a scene of a battle and has the text "Victory Royale!" The card says "DOODLEBOB LV.9999999999 200 HP" and has different moves like "hahahahahah" and "meme on u".

Heroin Monkey

A black and white cartoon drawing depicting a text written in a diary, describing how Patty got a secret out, and then the person was sent to the vice principal's office. Then, the person heard a bouncing noise, laughter, and giggling, followed by two voices sounding like they were having sex in school. A drawing of a person standing in front of lockers is below the text. Another line of text says, "I opened the door, and oh boy, you'll be surprised about who I saw." A number "2" is at the bottom of the page.

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