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IRA

Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago

A four-panel comic strip contrasting the Irish Republican Army (IRA) with Individual Retirement Arrangement (IRA) financial experts. In the top panel, three masked figures, one holding a rifle and one wearing a beret, ask, 'Where are the English?' A woman in glasses and pearls asks them, 'Who are you guys? I thought I hired IRA experts?' In the bottom panel, the same masked figure is being questioned by three men in suits and glasses. One of the men asks, 'So Sir, what was your yearly income?' The masked figure replies, 'Who the feck are you guys? I thought I hired IRA?'

Name

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Two memes in one

The image is a four-panel meme. The top-left panel shows a conversation between an interviewer and the person being interviewed, where the person gets hired by just saying "hired". Below it, there's a cartoon character that reacts cheerfully. The top-right panel shows Mr. Bean with his eyes wide open, and the bottom-right panel shows Mr. Bean lying down sleeping. The text says "Me in post-lunch meetings in office" and "Me in post-lunch meetings while WFH", respectively.

Company

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a two-panel comparison. The top panel is a picture of a woman looking distressed with the text "Designers, when a company hires another designer" and "Am I not enough?". The bottom panel shows a picture of a chimpanzee with the text "Engineers, when company hires another engineer" and "Apes together strong."

Discrimination

Anonymous · 2 months ago

An AI-generated image depicting a humanoid pig woman with long, vibrant rainbow-colored hair, large black-rimmed glasses, and numerous facial piercings including a septum ring and lip rings. She has extensive tattoos on her arms and chest and wears multiple bracelets and necklaces. Small rainbow flags are tucked into her hair and pinned to her striped top. Her hands are raised in a shrugging gesture. The text on the left reads: "Nobody will Hire me." and the text on the right reads: "They must be Bigots."

Expense

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows an iPhone X with a price of $999.99, an AK-47 with a price of $600 on the Afghan black market, a furry convention ticket for $36.87, 20 magazines with 800 rounds for $300, and a van rental for $40. The text at the bottom says "Fun day out = $976.87".

Republican

Heroin Monkey · 2 months ago

Kill

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

The image shows text overlayed on a blue background featuring a video game character. The text reads: "I think Fortnite should add a pregnant female skin. Every kill she gets she slowly gives birth. When in water blood comes out. At 10 kills she gives birth and the baby can be your pet. Thoughts? Fortnite should hire me yo."

Kid

DAP ME UP · 2 years ago

The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel is a pink square with the text "GOT NO KIDS?" at the top, followed by the text "Hire a babysitter anyway. Say your kid is asleep upstairs and must not be disturbed. Then upon your return, ask where your child is." with a vintage cartoon couple enjoying a meal at the top. The bottom panel shows a red cartoon figure with horns and a confused expression labeled "Satan:".

Cow

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man is standing in front of a wall with text overlayed on the image. The text describes a story about visiting a petting zoo, painting hair, and cow kidnapping.

Hitman

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

A person in a suit holds a gun. Text on the image reads, "HITMAN FOR HIRE. The only service you can trust! Dependably eliminating students since 1999. SANG VOLA. In Association with COLUMBINE HIGH SCHOOL. A Natural Selection Production."

Sniper

Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

An anime character, Usopp from One Piece, with a long nose, sits on a large cannon on a ship's deck. He looks wide-eyed and surprised as smoke billows from the cannon's barrel, implying a shot has just been fired or misfired. The caption reads, "the hired sniper after missing charlie kirk's ear".

Emo

boi · 7 years ago

What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?

Showing them the ropes.