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Republican

Heroin Monkey · 2 months ago
    • A political meme organized into four sections. The top-left shows three white figures with the GOP Republican elephant logo saying "Let's bomb Iran". To their right is a historical photo of Michael Collins saying "Who tf are you I thought I hired republicans". The bottom-left shows three figures in black balaclavas (representing the IRA) asking "When do we start bombing cars?". To their right is a photo of Donald Trump saying "Who tf are you I thought I hired republicans".
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    • Discrimination

    Anonymous · 2 months ago
    • An AI-generated image depicting a humanoid pig woman with long, vibrant rainbow-colored hair, large black-rimmed glasses, and numerous facial piercings including a septum ring and lip rings. She has extensive tattoos on her arms and chest and wears multiple bracelets and necklaces. Small rainbow flags are tucked into her hair and pinned to her striped top. Her hands are raised in a shrugging gesture. The text on the left reads: "Nobody will Hire me." and the text on the right reads: "They must be Bigots."
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    • IRA

    Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago
    • A four-panel comic strip contrasting the Irish Republican Army (IRA) with Individual Retirement Arrangement (IRA) financial experts. In the top panel, three masked figures, one holding a rifle and one wearing a beret, ask, 'Where are the English?' A woman in glasses and pearls asks them, 'Who are you guys? I thought I hired IRA experts?' In the bottom panel, the same masked figure is being questioned by three men in suits and glasses. One of the men asks, 'So Sir, what was your yearly income?' The masked figure replies, 'Who the feck are you guys? I thought I hired IRA?'
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    • Sniper

    Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago
    • An anime character, Usopp from One Piece, with a long nose, sits on a large cannon on a ship's deck. He looks wide-eyed and surprised as smoke billows from the cannon's barrel, implying a shot has just been fired or misfired. The caption reads, "the hired sniper after missing charlie kirk's ear".
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    • Cow

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • A man is standing in front of a wall with text overlayed on the image. The text describes a story about visiting a petting zoo, painting hair, and cow kidnapping.
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    • Kill

    MEME LORD · 2 years ago
    • The image shows text overlayed on a blue background featuring a video game character. The text reads: "I think Fortnite should add a pregnant female skin. Every kill she gets she slowly gives birth. When in water blood comes out. At 10 kills she gives birth and the baby can be your pet. Thoughts? Fortnite should hire me yo."
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    • Company

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • The image shows a two-panel comparison. The top panel is a picture of a woman looking distressed with the text "Designers, when a company hires another designer" and "Am I not enough?". The bottom panel shows a picture of a chimpanzee with the text "Engineers, when company hires another engineer" and "Apes together strong."
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    • Kid

    DAP ME UP · 2 years ago
    • The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel is a pink square with the text "GOT NO KIDS?" at the top, followed by the text "Hire a babysitter anyway. Say your kid is asleep upstairs and must not be disturbed. Then upon your return, ask where your child is." with a vintage cartoon couple enjoying a meal at the top. The bottom panel shows a red cartoon figure with horns and a confused expression labeled "Satan:".
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    • Expense

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • The image shows an iPhone X with a price of $999.99, an AK-47 with a price of $600 on the Afghan black market, a furry convention ticket for $36.87, 20 magazines with 800 rounds for $300, and a van rental for $40. The text at the bottom says "Fun day out = $976.87".
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    • Hitman

    Toast ツ · 2 years ago
    • A person in a suit holds a gun. Text on the image reads, "HITMAN FOR HIRE. The only service you can trust! Dependably eliminating students since 1999. SANG VOLA. In Association with COLUMBINE HIGH SCHOOL. A Natural Selection Production."
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    • Name

    ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

    • Two memes in one

    The image is a four-panel meme. The top-left panel shows a conversation between an interviewer and the person being interviewed, where the person gets hired by just saying "hired". Below it, there's a cartoon character that reacts cheerfully. The top-right panel shows Mr. Bean with his eyes wide open, and the bottom-right panel shows Mr. Bean lying down sleeping. The text says "Me in post-lunch meetings in office" and "Me in post-lunch meetings while WFH", respectively.
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