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Heroin Monkey

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In a hospital room, Goku stands near a patient's bed and says, "I knew I'd find you here. I heard your cancer is pretty strong. Let me fight it."

~MACKEN~

A screenshot of a text message conversation. One person says they heard the other failed English. The second person responds with typos and grammatical errors like "who telled you?" and "it is unpossible," and "I sawed the result yesterday, I passed away," proving the first person's point. The conversation ends with an exchange of "Okay bye" and "Bye bye. God blast u...!!!"

Heroin Monkey

A meme featuring a tweet asking why Serbs deserve to be bombed by NATO. A reply references "Pearl Harbor." The meme includes a Wojak wearing a Serbian hat with tears and the phrase "wHaT diD WE do to gEt bOmBeD?" Next to it is a gigachad-style character holding a NATO flag with the words "Pearl Harbor."

Nico Di Anglo

if ykyk

The image is a list of demigods making puns with Nico telling them to stop.

Yugi

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

tabs1528

A seal is on a yellow kayak. A person is touching the seal's head. The comment says: "dont let the video fool you, seals are dangerous. i heard a group of them killed bin laden."

Heroin Monkey

DAD IS FUCKING DEAD. HE SHOT HIMSELF.
Rodrick and I heard a bang come from the basement, and
the first thing we see is DAD ON THE FLOOR WITH
A BULLET IN HIS FUCKING HEAD. When Mom
turned around, I tell she looked batshit crazy. She
was
you
holding a glock and looked like a fucking animal.
I'M GONNA
BREAK YOUR
FUCKING
LEGS GREG
WHAT THE
HELL?!
She then threatened us for answers for who told Dad,
and when I thought things couldn't get any i
BUBBY
DID IT!
worse...
HE had to fuck shit up.
10

Heroin Monkey

A newspaper clipping with the headline "Nude Brit covered in poo fell from hotel balcony into café", followed by a news article describing a naked British tourist who fell through a café ceiling from his hotel balcony in Thailand.

RealBoat

Elvis with his future wife, Priscilla, who was 14 at
the time they met
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"Say Elvis...I heard you like 'em young"
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"Tryna strike a chord, and it's prolly A-Minor"
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Heroin Monkey

A boy playing violin for Ernie from Sesame Street. Ernie says, "That was amazing, Jason! I've never heard such an accurate rendition of several cats getting run over by a lawnmower."

Anonymous

You've heard of Pop-Corn, now get ready for...

Two women in police uniforms are standing on a stairway while a black man receives oral sex from one of them.

rapboat

A Reddit post shows someone sharing an anecdote about kids singing the song "They Not Like Us" and other inappropriate lyrics on the playground. The poster finds the situation funny and reflects on the exposure of children to adult content.

Heroin Monkey

A child's drawing on a piece of paper. The text reads: "I heard what you and dad were doing last night. Stop." Below this, there are two drawings, each in a separate box labeled "my room" and "mom's room." The drawing in "my room" depicts a stick figure standing with a speech bubble that says, "what the heel" while the drawing in "mom's room" depicts two stick figures in bed.

Heroin Monkey

The image contains white text on a black background. The text reads: "You've heard of Grand Theft Auto, now get ready for stealy wheely automobiley."

help me please im being abused

A man in a patterned hat and a furry collar stands in a doorway. The text on the image says, "I'm not a racist, but..." says the most racist thing you have ever heard in your life.

Heroin Monkey

A black and white drawing of a man with glasses and a slightly open mouth with a speech bubble. The text above the image states: "Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the 'G's. I heard thats where they get the 'G's for cell phone service."

The Unknown King of Moderation

The image shows two sides of a text message conversation between two people, with the text "No one: 11 yr old relationships:" above them.

Wade

The Great Cornholio

An old man sitting on a chair outside, with a hoodie over his head. The text on the image is: "Cornholio? Haven't heard that name in years..."

Wade

Filthy Lies.

A two-panel cartoon shows a conversation between Moon Knight and Spiderman. Moon Knight in the first panel says: "Hey, I heard you impaled a guy with a machine gun and shot three other people while it was still in his chest. Is that...? Lies. Filthy lies." In the second panel, Spiderman replies: "Oh, good. Because-- It was FOUR people."

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