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Bear

Bear

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, two figures stand outside a wall, looking at a bear sitting inside a walled area. The first figure says, "They can't be happy being locked up like that!" In the second panel, the second figure replies, "I dunno... all their needs are taken care of. Food, shelter, healthcare. They don't have to do anything." The third panel shows the same figure thinking. The last panel shows both figures looking at the bear.

Question

what do I have to do to become a mod?

A cat in a box raises its paw as if it has a question. The image reads: "I has a question..."

Online comment

A screenshot of a dark-themed YouTube comment section. The main content is a lengthy comment from a user named "IvanLubin" which starts with "IQ?" and discusses the high IQ supposedly needed to understand Playboi Carti's music, referencing theoretical physics, nihilism, and Russian literature. It calls those who dislike Carti "idiots." The comment then shifts to praising Kanye West's album "DONDA" as a "cultural reset," followed by a comparison of choosing "Dinner with Jay Z" over $500,000 for financial success. The comment abruptly ends with a bizarre, explicit, and disturbing fantasy about wanting to have a baby with "Travis," describing the birth process in graphic detail. A red circle highlights the last few lines of the comment, which detail the desire to have a baby.

Trouble

if ykyk

The image is a list of demigods making puns with Nico telling them to stop.

Lizard

The image shows text on a white background. The first line says, "SOME PEOPLE HAVE A" in black. The word "GIRLFRIEND" is in large red letters with a female gender symbol to the right. The next line says, "SOME PEOPLE HAVE A" in black. The word "BOYFRIEND" is in large blue letters with a male gender symbol to the right. Below this, the text "I HAVE" is followed by "to check out this lizard hang on stop walking I want to see this lizard" in smaller black letters. At the bottom right, there is a green lizard.

Time

Every time

The image shows two characters from the show Friends. In the first three rows, the character on the left (Phoebe) says 'I HAVE TO' then 'SUBMIT' and finally 'MY INVOICES ON TIME'. The character on the right (Joey) says the same thing. In the last row, Phoebe says, 'I HAVE TO SUBMIT MY INVOICES ON TIME' and Joey responds 'INVOICES ARE YOUR BUSINESS NOT MINE'.

Weird

Me all the time :

The image shows a yellow lightbulb character with a mustache and a box in its mouth, holding a pie. The text reads: "When your friends call you 'weird' and you have to act like you don't know what they mean."

Sibling

A still from a cartoon movie shows a character with wide eyes and a slightly open mouth. The text above the image reads: "When my sibling tells me something about their life and I have to act surprised because my mom had already told me."

Care

A cartoon image shows a Countryhuman, represented by a flag with a face, wearing a suit and looking annoyed. He gestures towards a group of smaller Countryhumans with flags and dates labeling their establishment years (1818, 1959, 1952, 1946). The text above reads, "Why do I have to take care of these old men?", with a note at the bottom saying "(based on f***ball wiki)" and "born in 1967".

Parent

A screenshot of a tweet from @drink2beers that says: "when my parents keep asking me why I don't have a girlfriend for Valentine's Day and I GENUINELY have to explain to them who Benjamin Netanyahu is". Below the text is a picture of actor Jonah Hill wearing a suit, looking exhausted with his eyes closed, rubbing the bridge of his nose/eye area in frustration.

Jokes

Guy

So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.

Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"

Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Suicide

Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.

Pedophile

My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.