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Shitpost master-general · 7 months ago

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a pink-shirted man tells a blue-hoodie man, "Oh, I don't shake hands. I'm a germaphobe." In the second panel, the pink-shirted man asks, "How 'bout a fist-bump!" as they perform a fist-bump. In the third panel, a green-shirted man approaches the blue-hoodie man, who is walking away, and asks, "Dude! Was that anal-fisting-porn-star legend, Johnny Shit-Knuckles?!" The pink-shirted man looks on in surprise. In the fourth panel, the pink-shirted man has a look of extreme horror and disgust, realizing who he just fist-bumped.

Hand sanitizer

NIFFTY · 2 years ago

tru tho

The image shows a text saying "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer*" followed by "A cut I never knew existed:". Below the text is an image of Elmo from Sesame Street engulfed in flames with a distressed facial expression.

Count dooku

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A USB drive is made to look like a KitKat bar. The text says: "These kids think they gonna get candy tonight when really I'm handing out 80 hours audio on why count dooku was actually a good guy."

Calvin

Thoughtless · 2 years ago

Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?

A cartoon drawing on a sheet of notebook paper shows a boy named Calvin drawing himself in a tank. He draws himself firing the tank at a school building where kids are jumping out the window. Miss Wormwood comes to stop him. In the last panel, Calvin's teacher Miss Wormwood is shown taking a drawing from a student and making a comment about public schools.

School

cocomelon · 3 years ago

The image shows a text exchange on the left and a close-up of a distressed face on the right. The text reads, "Classmate: *curses* Me: I'm going to tell the teacher! Them: please don't Me: *raises hand to go to the bathroom*"

Jean

MEME LORD · 1 year ago

A close-up shot shows a hand holding the zipper pull of a pair of blue jeans.

Test

Nintendo Fan · 1 year ago

The image shows Mr. Bean sitting at a desk with his hand covering his eyes. He is holding a green piece of paper and there is another person sitting in the background. A pink panther toy is standing to the right. The text says 'after the test'.

Girl

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A text message conversation is shown. The first message says, "Yoh bro your girl is cheating on you fool." The reply says, "I'm deaf bro." Another message says, "Sorry my bad." Then there is a sequence of hand sign emojis, and finally, the last message says, "That fucking hoe."

Hand sanitizer

stillwaiting.. · 3 years ago

The meme shows the text "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:" above a picture of the character Elmo engulfed in flames.

Ham

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

The ham is in fact processed

A slab of processed ham with text describing the ham as an "unholy meat obelisk" and its processing as an "abhorrence" while also saying that it is a “declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order”.

Man

Willy b · 1 month ago

Toy

Wade · 2 years ago

The image is a four-panel cartoon showing a hand holding a Woody toy. The hand winds up the toy by turning a ring on his back, which causes chainsaws to pop out of his sides. In the last panel, a person stands shocked by the result of winding up the toy.

Character

Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows three characters from the video game Hollow Knight. The character on the left is Grim, with a surprised facial expression. On the right is a character with large wings. The central character, the Knight, stands on a stool and is extending a hand with a paper to Grim, while the Knight says "Pay your damn child support". Above Grim's head is the word "Jesus".

Roblox

PussyTickler · 3 years ago

roblocks

A Roblox character with a creepy face and hands reaching out, with a sign that reads "Rate My A".

Grenade

Lil’ bro · 1 year ago

A hand holds a blue plastic ball thrower with a grenade placed in the ball-holding part. The text above reads: "If it's not supposed to work, it shouldn't fit."

Hand sanitizer

Roshambo · 3 years ago

A clown is looking out of a sewer. The text says, "I got hand sanitizer down here..."

Magazine

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A hand is loading a magazine of real bullets into a yellow and orange Nerf gun.

Snow

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows two side-by-side panels with the same human footprints in the snow. On the left side, above the human footprint, there are two smaller prints from what looks like hands. On the right side, there are four animal paw prints above the human footprints. Below the left panel, there is an image of a man smiling and winking. Below the right panel, there is an image of the same man making a face as if he is surprised or shocked.

Classroom

CaptainEgg75 · 3 years ago

master mind

The image shows a close-up of a distressed looking cartoon face on the right and a text box on the left with the following text: "Classmate: *curses* Me: I'm going to tell the teacher! Them: please don't. Me: *raises hand to go to the bathroom*"

Michigan

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A meme showing a map of Michigan. Text at the top reads: 'Bro why tf they say Michigan looks like a 'mitten' ?? the thumb would have to be huge'. A Photoshopped hand is placed over the map, with a large, disproportionate thumb covering Michigan's Upper Peninsula and the rest of the hand covering the Lower Peninsula, ironically illustrating the point about the thumb's size.

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