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Class

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Hand sanitizer

The meme shows the text "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:" above a picture of the character Elmo engulfed in flames.

Ham

The ham is in fact processed

A slab of processed ham with text describing the ham as an "unholy meat obelisk" and its processing as an "abhorrence" while also saying that it is a “declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order”.

Test

The image shows Mr. Bean sitting at a desk with his hand covering his eyes. He is holding a green piece of paper and there is another person sitting in the background. A pink panther toy is standing to the right. The text says 'after the test'.

Jean

A close-up shot shows a hand holding the zipper pull of a pair of blue jeans.

Count dooku

A USB drive is made to look like a KitKat bar. The text says: "These kids think they gonna get candy tonight when really I'm handing out 80 hours audio on why count dooku was actually a good guy."

Puppet

A side-by-side image shows a puppet on the left and President Joe Biden on the right. The text above reads, "So my question is, who has their hand shoved up Biden's ass?" Below, text states, "Their likeness is uncanny and the irony... They're both puppets."

Roblox

roblocks

A Roblox character with a creepy face and hands reaching out, with a sign that reads "Rate My A".

Character

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows three characters from the video game Hollow Knight. The character on the left is Grim, with a surprised facial expression. On the right is a character with large wings. The central character, the Knight, stands on a stool and is extending a hand with a paper to Grim, while the Knight says "Pay your damn child support". Above Grim's head is the word "Jesus".

Magazine

A hand is loading a magazine of real bullets into a yellow and orange Nerf gun.

Girl

A text message conversation is shown. The first message says, "Yoh bro your girl is cheating on you fool." The reply says, "I'm deaf bro." Another message says, "Sorry my bad." Then there is a sequence of hand sign emojis, and finally, the last message says, "That fucking hoe."

Hand sanitizer

A clown is looking out of a sewer. The text says, "I got hand sanitizer down here..."

Semen

Gang gang

A person with a masked face and wings drawn on either side. The person makes hand sign and the text “Semen” is written over the image

Toy

The image is a four-panel cartoon showing a hand holding a Woody toy. The hand winds up the toy by turning a ring on his back, which causes chainsaws to pop out of his sides. In the last panel, a person stands shocked by the result of winding up the toy.

Hand sanitizer

A clown with white face paint, a red nose, and red hair is in a sewer grate with the text 'I got hand sanitizer down here...'

Hand sanitizer

The image shows the text 'Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:' above a picture of Elmo with flames in the background.

Snow

The image shows two side-by-side panels with the same human footprints in the snow. On the left side, above the human footprint, there are two smaller prints from what looks like hands. On the right side, there are four animal paw prints above the human footprints. Below the left panel, there is an image of a man smiling and winking. Below the right panel, there is an image of the same man making a face as if he is surprised or shocked.

Story

The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."

Trollface

A cartoon image shows a person in a pink bathrobe asking for a blow dryer, while a trollface character stands behind them holding a gun instead.

Classroom

master mind

The image shows a close-up of a distressed looking cartoon face on the right and a text box on the left with the following text: "Classmate: *curses* Me: I'm going to tell the teacher! Them: please don't. Me: *raises hand to go to the bathroom*"

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