Gun Memes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

Reason

Meme

A green blob with pixelated sunglasses is holding a gun. The text on the image says: "I NEED A REASON OR ELSE, TREASON"

Family

The Texans War has begun, prep your muskets bois

The image shows a cartoon family: a father with a cigarette in his mouth, a child with a gun on his head and a trollface on top, a mother with red laser eyes and a young girl with dark sunglasses. A kitten is placed on the bottom right. The text on the image says "NORMAL FAMILY IN TEXAS".

Who would win

Who would you choose?

The image poses a question: "Who would win?" On the left is a green test tube with an angry face, described as "A scientist who was able to make a time travel machine." On the right is a cartoon taco with an angry face holding a pink gun, described as "A taco gorl with a gun."

Mr Bean

A photo of a tablet on a table displaying a custom-made Pokemon card of Mr. Bean. The card lists his name, HP, and two attack abilities with descriptions and attack points.

Master

A drawing of a rifle with a pink bow and skirt, it is blushing, with a magazine next to it. The text says "Oh master, you took my m-magazine out. What are you going to p-put in there...?"

Snack

A close-up shot of a black assault rifle with a waffle in place of a magazine. Text on the bottom says, "Sneaking snacks in the movies."

Mom

your mom when you are late for school

A purple plush bunny with a red bowtie, which is the character Bonnie from Five Nights at Freddy's, is holding a realistic human hand that is pointing a silver handgun directly at the viewer. The background is a solid dark blue.

Pokemon

gotta get them all

Ash Ketchum holding a gun with the caption: Gotta get them all.

Protection

no! I will protect jerry!

A small, chubby, light-colored alligator or crocodile figure is sitting up, wearing a gray fedora hat and holding a silver revolver against its chest. The text "pinterest.co.uk" and "@c/good" are visible in the bottom right corner.

Ohio

Two astronauts in space are facing each other. One is pointing a gun at the other. The astronaut on the left has the US flag on his uniform, the astronaut on the right has the Ohio flag. Next to them is a blue planet with a green area that is the shape of Ohio with the text "Ohio" on it. The text above the first astronaut is "Wait it's all Ohio?", and the text above the other is "Always has been"

Jokes

Word

I don't like the word "gun".

Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.

Bank robbery

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands money.

Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."

The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"

Gun store

I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already.