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Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Blowjob

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The text says "Schrödinger's blowjob?" followed by a description of a hypothetical scenario. It states that while blindfolded one receives the best blowjob ever. The identity of the person is not known and it could be anyone such as Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold or even the fireman's cat. The question asked is if you would take off the blindfold to find out, or just leave it on.

Ice

Willy b · 6 months ago

The image shows two law enforcement officers wearing tactical vests with "ICE" printed on the back, crouching and hiding behind a large green dumpster on a city street at night. They are looking towards a goat that is standing on the sidewalk near a yellow fire hydrant. Next to the goat is a cardboard sign that reads "Free Goat". The bottom of the image features a caption on blue background strips that says: "ICE is getting clever in Minneapolis! 😂🤣😂".

Autocorrect

UK · 1 year ago

A phone screen displaying a message in white text on a blurry background: "Frankly autocorrect, I'm getting a bit tired of your shirt."

America

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image displays a product package designed to resemble American patriotic imagery. The background is an American flag with red and white stripes and a blue field with white stars. A bald eagle with outstretched wings is depicted above a red baseball cap. The cap has "MAKE AMERICA HARD AGAIN" written on it in white text, parodying a well-known political slogan. Above the eagle, the product name "M.A.H.A. 3000" is displayed. Below the cap, a single red and white capsule, resembling a pill, is visible in blister packaging. The text "GET YUGE!" is printed at the bottom left.

Voice

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost master general

A four-panel exploitable meme featuring the Trollface. The top left panel shows a beaker with yellow and blue liquid, with the text 'The voices are back'. The top right panel shows the Trollface and the text '1) do not listen to them', 'get a forklift', and 'cover yourself in oil'. The bottom left panel shows the Trollface again, surrounded by various bizarre and disturbing commands like 'cover yourself in oil', 'find a sturdy metal chair', 'place buttered toast on a cat's back', 'find two magnets', 'get a forklift', 'buy 1kg of pure mercury', 'let us take control', 'you did this to yourself', and 'kill them all', with the heading '2) resist their commands'. The bottom right panel shows the Trollface with an even more chaotic and layered jumble of text, including many of the previous commands, self-blaming phrases like 'you did this to yourself', 'we can't outrun your sins', and 'this is your fault', and the large, distressed red text '3) make it stop' and 'MAKE IT STOP'. The overall image depicts a descent into a desperate mental state.

Satire

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A still from a Marvel movie shows Tony Stark, portrayed by Robert Downey Jr., with a perplexed expression while looking at a holographic display of a spinning Earth. Above the image, white text on a black background reads: "The Onion trying to write a more ridiculous article title after getting one upped by reality every week."

Beer

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A collage of screenshots of Scotty Kilmer's YouTube videos. Each video has a different theme: using fuel additives when one can't afford beer, being drunk, and keeping secrets. The word "Secret" is overlaid twice on two different videos. The word "Drunk" is overlaid on one video.

Access

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a two-part Twitter post. The first is a request from Bosnia and Herzegovina to Croatia for access to the Adriatic Sea, showing a map with the landlocked status of Bosnia and Herzegovina. The second part is a response from Croatia with a picture of Megamind making a pout with the words “NO BEACHES?” written on it.

Money

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Big Bird is standing looking downward. Below him text reads: "Big Bird once again kindly offers money to homeless Oscar. He knows fully well that Oscar would immediately use it to fulfill his heroin addiction, which is precisely what he wants. Enough money to help him stay addicted, but not enough to get him to quit or die. An endless cycle of suffering that keeps him throbbingly erect at night."

Rating

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A person wearing a white cowboy hat and sunglasses is looking down. Text overlaid on the image says, "getting escorted out of a gun show for rating them based off mouth feel".

Christmas

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man's face is photoshopped onto the body of a round character wearing a brown hat and brown and white striped top, holding a large red and white swirled lollipop. The text above the image says: w-w-well does this mean i get two quissmassess~?

Car

ohio nugget · 3 years ago

lol so true

A painting of a smiling monk with the text "When someone changes lanes to pass you and gets stuck behind a slower car."

Springtrap

Yuri · 2 years ago

Real 😔

A dark image with a text overlay that reads: "POV: 7 year old me after holding my piss in all night seeing the sun rise knowing Springtrap can't get me." Below the text is a photo of a sunrise.

Bank

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man in a suit and cap is walking on a cobblestone street. The text overlay provides a four-step process starting with: 1. borrow 10 billion from the bank. 2. buy the bank. 3. delete your own debt. 4. sell the bank.

Fan

Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

HK fans get only

A two-panel cartoon shows a yoga instructor and a student. The instructor is a tall, black-and-white, bug-like creature with long arms, sitting cross-legged on a colored mat. The student is a shorter, similar creature. A speech bubble above them reads "...and release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind..." The second panel shows the student releasing loud, dark, chaotic energy.

Clock

Chri5 · 3 years ago

We are getting rather close guys.

The image shows a screenshot of a news article about a clock in New York that now displays the time remaining instead of the current time. Below is the Tom cat from Tom and Jerry looking confused with the text "hol up".

Letter

ohio_armpit · 3 years ago

A white cat with tears in its eyes. The text above the image says: "Me when I just turned 11 and didn't get a letter from Hogwarts".

Car

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A green, pea-shaped car is parked on a brick surface. The meme text at the top says: "There's no time to explain. Get in the pea."

Explain Bear

YumMan · 1 year ago

Explain Bear i hate you

The image is a comic strip. In the first panel, a group sits around a table and one says, "How do we get rid of Explain Bear?" The second panel shows three responses: "Burn him", "Eat him", and "We don't." The final panel shows the "We don't" guy smirking while someone is thrown out of a building window.

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