New Family Memes - Page 12 - Worst Jokes Ever

Parent

Happens to me

Two hands are offering a red and a blue pill, respectively. The text above the hands says "ASIAN PARENTS". The text below the red pill says "ENGINEER", and the text below the blue pill says "DOCTOR".

Floor

Ah yes this website is made out of the website

The image is a three-panel cartoon meme. The first panel shows a monster with multiple eyes and fangs saying, "A father has his role as the father." The second panel shows a pale woman with red marks on her face saying, "and the mother has her role as the mother." The third panel shows Buzz Lightyear with his arm extended into a phallic shape saying, "hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor."

Present

The image shows three panels. The top left panel is a close-up of a gift wrapped in festive paper. The top right panel shows a cardboard box with a small, rectangular item inside. The bottom panel is a close-up of a cartoon image of two fish, one handing the other a small box. The text reads: "I couldn't afford a present this year, so I got you this box."

Dad

The image shows a text message exchange between a dad and his son. The dad asks, "Are you wining, son?" The son replies with a picture of his Minecraft character standing in front of a sign that reads "Kool Kids Klub," and a caption "DEFINITELY".

Brother

Me and my brother Thalo

A photo of two people. A baby and an adult are very close to the camera. The baby is in the lower-left portion of the frame. The adult is in the upper right. The adult has glasses and is upside down.

Brother

My brother is cute

A close up photo of a baby with a pacifier in his mouth, holding a colorful ball toy in his hand.

Brother

My brother

A cute toddler with blond hair is sitting on the floor, holding a colorful ball and a pink toy. He's got a pacifier in his mouth and looks directly at the viewer.

Milk

A skeleton is sitting on a bench. The text says, "ME WAITING FOR MY DAD TO GET MILK. BUT HE NEVER CAME BACK."

Mom

MOOOMMMM

A person with a distorted, wide-open mouth yells 'YEEEES MOOOOOOOM?' The text above the image states: '*mom calls my name* Me: "YES MOM?" *no answer* Me: "YEEEES MOOOOOOOM?"'

Weapon

True as fuck

A photo shows a man and a young child lying on the floor, each holding a toy gun, with the text "Air Force" above and "weapons training" below them. There are a few other toy guns around them.

Kid

me and my little brother be like

The image is a four-panel comparison. The top left panel shows two young children hugging while sitting on the floor, and the top right panel shows two young children smiling and hugging. The text above these panels reads, "OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS." The bottom two panels show two men wrestling. The text above these panels reads, "MY KIDS."

Kid

hehe

A person is shown with arms raised and a face contorted as if they are screaming, accompanied by the text "Me: I'm starting an important video conference so please keep it down. My kid: ok! My kid behind me 10 seconds later: [velociraptor screeches]"

Divorce

Bruhh found out

A screenshot of a Google search for 'chinese fart porn' is overlaid with an AirDrop notification from 'Mom'. The AirDrop message reads: "Your father and I are getting a divorce," and has two minions in the image.

McDonald's

are you serious right neow

Three people are sitting in a car. The text at the top of the image says, "WHEN YOUR PASSING BY MCDONALDS AND YOUR MOM SAYS." Below is "@polymemes" and below that in quotes, "WE HAVE FOOD AT HOME".

Mom

MOM CALLS MY NAME

A man with a wide open mouth and exaggerated facial expression. The text above reads: *mom calls my name* Me: "YES MOM?" *no answer* Me: "YEEEES MOOOOOOOM?"

Wheelchair

Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.

A yellow sign with black stripes. It says "Attention" at the top, followed by "Husband and wheelchair missing!" and "Reward for wheelchair". At the bottom there is small print "follow me on Instagram for more @goingonectwicesold".

Wizard

yer a wizard harry

The image shows a screencap of Hagrid from Harry Potter with the text "You're a wizard Harry" superimposed at the bottom. Above that it says, "My grandparents watching me change the TV source from HDMI 1 to HDMI 2."

Game

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A woman with a bloody nose in a sports uniform. The text on the image says: "My first game was like my first sexual experience. I ended up bleeding profusely but at least my dad came."

Game

The image is split into two parts. The top part shows a woman in the water looking shocked with a stingray behind her and the text "Me on my phone" and "Little kids" near her. The bottom part shows a close-up image of a stingray's face with the text "You got games on your phone?"

Trick Or Treat

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A picture of a man with long hair and round sunglasses yelling. The text says "Every mom during trick or treat" and "Did you say thank you?!"