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Heroin Monkey

A cartoon-style image shows a cute bug. The image's text reads "Cool bug facts. My dad beats me."

Unimportant Intelligence

wow

A person getting a haircut with the text "Did you know? If you cut your hair, it gets shorter."

Unimportant Intelligence

yes

A picture shows a rock on a grey surface with a light blue background. The text "Did you know this?" is above the rock, and "THIS IS A ROCK" is below it.

Anonymous

Wade must be the fucking healthiest one here

The image displays "WTF SEX FACTS#" in large, bold, red letters at the top, followed by the statement "Having sex once a week can improve your immune system by 30%."

Anonymous

The image shows a text saying "LAZY PERSON FACT 7849367: YOU WERE TOO LAZY TO READ THAT NUMBER" above a picture of a person pointing and saying "You got me there".

Anonymous

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Heroin Monkey

A cartoonish bug with boxing gloves holds a large machine gun. The text says: "Cool bug Fact's. The Tree of Liberty is parched."

Heroin Monkey

A cartoonish yellow bug with boxing gloves is standing on red shoes next to the text: Cool bug facts. It takes 420 tons of KNO3/sugar propellant to send a Chihuahua to the moon.

arsonisfun

me when i failed my chem test

The image shows a cartoon character with a very surprised and shocked facial expression, with wide eyes and mouth agape. The text above the character says, "me looking at my test grade thinking I ate when in fact the test ate me."

Wade

Spider-Man and Deadpool are sitting at desks in a classroom. Spider-Man is writing on his test with a pen. Deadpool is writing with scissors. There is text that reads: "Pssst, spidey, what'd you get for number seven?" "Dude, shut up! I don't wanna get in trouble!" "I got Waterloo." "This is a math test!" Are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors.

Heroin Monkey

A can of a lime green drink with a silver top is shown from a top-down angle. There is red liquid around the opening of the can. The text on the image says: "Ran out of lotion". There is a skull emoji in the lower left, and an instagram handle in the bottom right corner.

Toast ツ

The ham is in fact processed

A slab of processed ham with text describing the ham as an "unholy meat obelisk" and its processing as an "abhorrence" while also saying that it is a “declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order”.

Heroin Monkey

A package of ground beef with a label stating "My name was Jeff. I wanted to live. Your personal choice killed me. Don't eat meat!" next to a picture of a man, presumably named Jeff.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a revolver with one bullet loaded. The text above the gun says "Fun fact: 5 in 6 people finds russian roulette completely harmless."

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a globe with the text: "FUN FACT: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown."

Wade

Facts

The image shows two panels of an animation. In the first, Rick from Rick and Morty is tearing a painting off a wall. In the second panel, the wall is torn and there's a message that reads: "Rape towards men is still rape." Rick looks surprised and gestures with his hands.

Anonymous

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The text says: "Javi: *I accept the fact that you sleep on me and sit down, allowing you to rest in my lap. I have a faint blush on my face.*" The text is on a black background.

Wade

Facts

A two-panel image from an animated movie shows a woman saying "I'm helping him sue the human race." The second panel shows a man with a surprised and confused expression. Below this are the words: "He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie."

the taste of mommy's milk

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