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Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A photo of a paper towel with cinnamon dust arranged in two squares to resemble toast. Text reads: "Every time I make my cinnamon toast it reminds me of the Hiroshima victims and I get a bit sad."

Adolf kitler

A white cat is reaching towards a lamp on a desk, with the text: "Now I have to unplug my lamp at night. Because this cat learned how to turn it on. And he turns it on every time he's hungry in the middle of the night."

Why should you care

God is you... If you have a dog

A golden retriever puppy is sitting and looking up at the camera. The puppy has a cute expression. The puppy's feet are not in view. Two gray slippers are visible at the bottom of the image. The text says, "I taught Luna to sit. She was SO thrilled with the praise she got, that now, every time I turn around this is what I see. My heart!!!"

big [fire] balls

The image shows four panels, using characters from the Phineas and Ferb show. The first two panels show Perry the Platypus logging into a new device, first a smartphone, then a laptop. The third panel shows Doofenshmirtz yelling "WHO ARE YOU?!" and the last panel shows Doofenshmirtz saying "Oh good, you're back! Did you know that some hacker just tried to hack your account?"

A Star Wars Fan

In the "Drake Posting" meme format, Drake expresses his disapproval of deleting a song from a playlist. In the second image, Drake approves of keeping a song but skipping it every time it plays.

Heroin Monkey

The top part of the image is a screenshot of a website WillYouPressTheButton.com. It shows a red button with a hand pointing at it. There are two texts. One states, "You can use the force". The other says, "Every time you enter a room, Darth Vader's Theme plays all the way through." Below, there is a picture of Darth Vader sitting in a chair, shrugging. There is the text "i ain't even mad" below the image.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a graph showing the search trends for 'super bowl' in blue and 'how to read roman numerals' in red from 2009 to 2014. The 'super bowl' search term spikes up dramatically in 2014. The text above the graph says: "this graph kills me every time I see it". Below the graph are the years 2009-2014. There is also the text "imgflip.com" in the lower left.

EnochTyr

damnn

The image shows a young girl, described as a 10-year-old comedian, telling a joke about online dating, saying that every time she meets someone new, they end up in jail. Below the girl is a zoomed-in, close-up of a face expressing an exaggerated, suspicious reaction.

原田

A brown and white dog with a huge grin and pink butterfly wings attached to its back. The text above the dog says: "The butterfly in my stomach every time I see you."

✨Jassy✨

Me every time i have to present in class

On the left side of the image, the text reads: 'Me: "I don't get nervous during presentations". Also me:'. On the right, a person in a Spiderman costume is standing at a podium in front of an audience with the text 'Hello, my name is presentation' at the bottom.

Big daddy2.0

Happens every time

The image shows a split-screen meme with two images side-by-side. The left side is labeled "What I thought it would look like" and depicts a man with a stylish, layered blonde hairstyle. The right side is labeled "What it actually looked like" and shows a child with a short, bowl-cut style haircut.

Mac

Every time

The image shows two characters from the show Friends. In the first three rows, the character on the left (Phoebe) says 'I HAVE TO' then 'SUBMIT' and finally 'MY INVOICES ON TIME'. The character on the right (Joey) says the same thing. In the last row, Phoebe says, 'I HAVE TO SUBMIT MY INVOICES ON TIME' and Joey responds 'INVOICES ARE YOUR BUSINESS NOT MINE'.

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

The image shows a Pokémon card with the character X as the main focus. The card's ability is "That freaking tall pillar," and it has an attack called "Help from four". The text also mentions a "basket" and flipping a coin.

ohio nugget

every time i see a girl on discord!

A young man wearing a cap is looking at the camera. He is standing indoors.

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Our Deaf Friend

Two cartoon characters are shown at the top, explaining something in sign language. The text above them reads: 'Me and my friend explaining in sign language that there is a sound every time u get an erection.' Below them is another cartoon character sitting with a surprised expression. The text below him reads: 'Our deaf friend.'

TechPriestGotDrip

Holy Omnissiah indeed

The image shows a four-panel comic. In the first panel, a person asks a large, muscular figure in red armor, "Wow! How did you get like that?" The second panel shows the same figure, with a text bubble saying, "Every time Adeptus Mechanicus posts a toaster meme." The third panel shows the muscular figure saying, "I do one push-up." The final panel shows the person from the first panel with wide eyes and the text, "Holy Omnissiah."

ur momy

talking to that one friend

A photo of a smiling blonde woman with a text overlay. The text reads "TRY TO TELL JOKES. MESSES THEM UP HORRIBLE EVERY TIME".

ur momy

me every time with something

A person with long brown hair and sunglasses is holding two cups with green liquid, trying to figure out which cup is less full. The text reads: "Trying to figure out which cup is less full to give it to your sibling".

ur mommy

taking to your friends

A picture of a blonde woman smiling with her chin resting on her hand. Text on top reads "Tries to tell jokes" and text at the bottom says "Messes them up horrible every time".

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Mr Bean Meme

The image shows two grayscale stills of Mr. Bean looking directly at the camera with a peculiar expression. The text above the images says: "Me every time I see a security camera". The first image also displays a timestamp: 55:10:12:20 and identifier: 31-HNA/10