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Monkey

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A drawing shows a monkey sitting in a "restraint chair" hooked up to tubes that deliver "drum n bass" and "iced coffee" to his brain. The monkey is also given "adderall" and a beer, "Miller High Life". He has a plate of "crab rangoon sustenance" in front of him. The monkey's hand is placed on a "response bar" facing the screen labelled "Twitter".

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Crack

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A flowchart with the title "Should you buy crack" has a series of questions leading to the decision of buying crack or not. The flowchart starts with the question "Do you have money?", if no, then "Not for crack", if yes, then, a box says "Blasphemy!". After that, questions about job, payment, possession, and finally whether you have a warm hole leading all the way to "Buy some crack"

Fun

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Two women sitting in a blue tub, covered in cooked spaghetti.

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Acid

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A person with white face paint looks into the camera. Above the image the text 'I'm on acid right now haha' is displayed. Below the image is a text in Amharic that translates to 'Because of the actions you have done, your family will spill blood. They will feel eternal pain for your actions. The tears they shed will turn to blood. The pain they feel will be unbearable. Soon you will be alone.' Below this text, is the text: 'Fuck you'

Ketamine

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

An illustration of a wizard with a staff, seemingly casting a spell. Text overlayed on the image reads: "Me casting a spell of healing on my ally (I'm injecting him with ketamine)."

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Gorilla

Thoughtless · 2 years ago

experiment

The post is a text-based message with several paragraphs detailing a hypothetical scenario involving gorillas and drugs in a shopping mall.

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Family

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a box of the board game "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" with a picture on the box of two kids. On the play area, there are multiple lines of white powder and a credit card, suggesting drug use.

Cap

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

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Worm

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A person is holding a worm up to their nose as if they are going to snort it. The text says: "If God didn't want us to snort worms... He wouldn't have made them cylindrical!!! WORM SNORTING CLUB. Every Monday and Thursday! Location changes often!" The background is a colorful, psychedelic swirl pattern.

Cocaine

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Ernie looks surprised at a rectangular package while Bert stands next to him. The text says: "Ernie is astonished at the size of the brick of cocaine Bert managed to buy with this month's rent money."

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Coke

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screengrab of a show titled "PAW Patrol" with a description that reads: "Watch Season 3 Now. First they got the coke. Then they got the money. Now the Colombian cartels want the power. Let the drug wars begin."

Meth

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a screenshot from a video with two people in the foreground, peeking out of a hole in the ground. Behind them are a dog, a person with a camouflage outfit, and a pig also wearing a camouflage outfit. The text on the image says "They found the meth!"

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Potion

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is divided into four panels. The first panel shows Hank Schrader looking upset with the text "CONSUME THE" above him and "DABABY POTION MR. WHITE" below him. The second panel shows Walter White in a car, with the text "NEVER!!" above him and "NO STOP DOING THIS HANK" below him. The third panel shows Jesse Pinkman in distress with the text "JESSE HELP ME, JESSE WHERE ARE YOU AAAAAAA" and a bottle labeled "DABaby Potion" next to him. The fourth and fifth panels show Hank and Walter, each with a blue hat and fingers pointed at their temples. The text "LESS GOO" is below Hank, and "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" is below Walter.

Setup

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Rate my setup.

A photo of a keyboard, a syringe filled with a brown liquid, a spoon with residue, and pieces of what looks like a drug. All items are on a dark surface.

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Childhood

M3ME G0D · 2 years ago

The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows two boxes of tic-tacs labeled 'fresh orange', and the text 'I pretended tic-tacs were pills/drugs'. The top right shows a jar of wafer sticks, with the text 'and wafer sticks were cigarettes'. The bottom left shows a lineup of Gatorade bottles, with the text 'gatorades was vodka/alcohol'. The bottom right panel shows grape juice being poured into a glass, with the text 'and grape juice was red wine'. The final text on the image reads 'I was just that Badass.'

Name

Frog · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation where the contact is named "Not My Drug Dealer" and the first message says "Don't save my name as anything sketchy" followed by "Okay man I gotchu.". Below is an image from a video game showing "SNEAK 100"

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Coke

Wade · 2 years ago

COCaine

A cartoon figure with red and white face, big eyes, and a pointy hat appears to be dancing. Next to it, another cartoon figure with a smaller body and a jester hat looks dizzy or dazed. The text says: "POMNI I HAVE SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE AND I'M STARTING TO FEEL THE AFFECTS! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA"

Rule

Wade · 2 years ago

Guide to surviving Scream(1996)

The image displays the text: "The Rules of Surviving a Horror Movie in Scream (1996). According to Wes Craven's horror slasher movie Scream (1996), these are the rules to surviving a horror movie: 1. Never say "who's there". 2. Don't have sex. 3. Don't drink or do drugs. 4. Never say "I'll be right back". 5. Everyone is a suspect. 6. Never go out to investigate a strange noise. Bonus: The supposedly dead killer may come back to life in the end for one final scare." On the right, there is a depiction of the Ghostface mask.

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Point

Blach66.1 · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a game of Scrabble. It shows that a player named 'Zoey' played the word 'OPIUM' and earned 8 points. The user indicated that Zoey is a bot. A definition of opium is displayed: 'Addictive narcotic drug made from poppy seeds'. The player is making a vulgar comment 'she fuckin on sm'.

Moon Knight

Wade · 2 years ago

Moon Knight is awesome

The image is a three-panel comic style picture. In the first panel, Spider-Man is in the upper part saying, "It's over, Moon Knight! I have the high ground!". In the second panel, Moon Knight replies, "Impossible. You don't even know how many drugs I'm on right now. That's not what I--". In the third panel, Moon Knight declares, "Less talk, more VENGEANCE!!"

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