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Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A Twitter post with a user asking a hypothetical question about getting their penis stuck in a ketchup bottle, followed by two replies.
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  • Selfie

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago
  • A vertical meme layout with three sections. The top section contains text. The middle section shows a picture of a serious-looking Black man holding a white cup. The bottom section contains two comments. The top text reads: "Man legally changes name to 'Big Dick' so that 'these niggas will keep my name out they mouth'". The first comment reads: "He taken a selfie with a security cam?". The second comment reads: "The energy surrounding this man is mythically powerful. Truly he is one we must fear."
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  • Dick

    Anonymous · 1 year ago
  • A meme shows the back of a car with a window sticker featuring a large stick figure family, accompanied by the text "Just put the dick down."
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  • Dick

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A meme featuring a portrait of John F. Kennedy next to a block of text that reads: "I'm over here stroking my dick. I got lotion on my dick. Rn, I'm just stroking my shit. I'm horny as fuck man. - John F. Kennedy"
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  • Lollipop

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • ...?

    A pixel art image on a light blue background features a pink bow at the top center, with a smiling sun, an ice cream cone, and a cupcake to the left. To the right are a Polaroid camera and a lollipop. Text in pink pixel letters reads: "Save a lollipop, suck a dick."
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  • Dick

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "I hate it when I say 'suck my dick' and people say 'Oh but you don't have a dick,' you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don't have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant."
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  • Boob

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • Damn.....

    The image contains text that says: "Her boobs are saggy without a bra." and ur dick is small without an erection. NEXT
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  • Dick

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • Just saying...mine is 13 and a half 😉

    A pie chart shows who uses the phrase "Suck my dick." A tiny portion is attributed to 'Boys' and the rest is attributed to 'Girls'.
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  • Father

    MEME LORD · 2 years ago
  • A meme featuring a close-up image of a monkey with its eyes closed, appearing to be asleep or pretending to sleep. A lollipop or similar object is near its mouth, and it is behind a wire fence. The text above the image reads, "my father rubbing his dick on my face thinking that I'm asleep". Below the image, the text reads, "[I'm pretending]".
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  • J. Cole

    RapBoat · 2 years ago
  • A black and white image of rapper J. Cole with dreadlocks. A white text box quotes him as saying, 'want to get fucked in the ass' from the song 'VILLUMINATI'. Below this image, a social media comment angrily defends J. Cole, claiming the quote is taken out of context and uses strong, vulgar language to insult the poster.
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  • Dog

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image is a four panel comic. In the first panel, a woman is looking at a dog with speech bubbles coming from both of them. The woman says "The neighbour tells me you are chasing people on a bicycle..." and the dog says "I can put my dick in my ass." Below, the text says, "He can put his dick in his ass" next to an image of Snoopy doing a dance. The next panel has a warthog image with the text "A based dog alert!" Finally, the last panel is a picture of Morgan Freeman with the text, "He's right you know."
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  • Dick pic

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • Heres my "dick" pic

    A man is standing in front of a blackboard with handwritten formulas.
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  • Delaware

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A sign for a restaurant called "Crabby Dick's" in Delaware, which has a red sign above a white sign. The white sign says, "EAT OUR BALLS WITH OUR HOME MADE SEAMAN SAUCE". Below the sign is an image of a cartoon crab.
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  • Dick

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image is a comment from user ElderMaxson69, saying, "Maybe instead of riding a dick, you would prefer riding in a set of T-60b Power Armor? Join the Brotherhood of Steel today and take back the commonwealth. Ad Victoriam!"
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  • Peasant

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows three panels. The top panel depicts a crusader figure with a sword and shield saying, "Greetings peasant, how goes th-". The middle-left panel shows a manga character with blushing cheeks saying, "Now my armpits are going to smell like dick..." The bottom-right panel shows a pixelated crusader figure with the text "BY THE POPE".
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  • Girl

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a definition of "dirty chewbacca" and below a cartoon of Skeletor, saying, "Even I'm not into that shit." The text above says: "When a girl is deepthroating you, you pinch her nipples right as you cum. Her scream paired with the warm liquid and dick in her throat will produce a sound similar to chewbacca's growl."
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  • Typo

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a text conversation where someone typed 'Big Dicks in his little brothers bum.' and another person replied with 'Cat*.' The first person said 'what' and the other person asks 'which word is supposed to be cat'. Below this is a picture of Sheldon Cooper from the TV show 'The Big Bang Theory', with text overlaid that says, 'I don't need sleep. I need answers.'
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  • Dick

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a text conversation followed by a hand pushing a blue button labeled "nute". The text depicts an awkward sexual encounter with a man using heavy Irish slang.
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  • Pick

    Chunke Monke · 2 years ago
  • here's my dick pick

    A pink guitar pick with the word "DICK" printed in black text on the pick.
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  • Dick

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A man walks away on a foggy path. The text overlay reads "MY DICK HAS LEAD ME TO PLACES I WOULDN'T EVEN GO WITH A GUN."
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