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Lil’ bro

The image shows a dictionary entry for the word "wheedle" with its pronunciation and definition. The definition reads: "use flattery or coaxing in order to persuade someone to do something or give one something". The entry also notes that it is from the "New Oxford American Dictionary".

Evil Duck Lords Of America

The meme shows the definition of Anatidaephobia, which is the fear that a duck is watching you. Then, it shows a picture of a cute duckling and asks what people think the duck, named Jimmy, is afraid of. The bottom half of the meme shows a small bird hiding in a wooden structure, showing what Jimmy is actually afraid of.

Nintendo Fan

Four people are holding up signs that should say "Will you marry me?" but are out of order. The text above the image says "They had one job." A user commented below the image, "They are not asking."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.

A Star Wars Fan

A note asking Katie to go to prom with options "yes" or "definitely yes", followed by a video of three dancing skeletons. The text on the video says "Katie didn't hold back".

RapBoat

I can DEFINITELY relate

The image shows a list titled "7 Signs You're Getting Better At Rapping." Next to it is a drawing of a light-skinned man with a serious expression pointing his finger directly at the viewer. Below the list is "HOW TO RAP @HOWTORAPNATION"

Anonymous

The image shows a definition of "Anatidaephobia" which is "The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you." It adds that Jimmy has anatidaephobia. Under the text is an image of a white duck which is smiling. Under the image are the words "Your ass is mine, Jimmy."

Remington

these two definitely look the same

A meme featuring a scene from "The Office" where Pam is holding two pictures and says, "Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture. They're the same picture."

Heroin Monkey

A man wearing a balaclava and camouflage clothing stands in a grassy field holding a rifle. Above him is text that reads: "Definitely do not soak a bag of flour in diesel fuel and let it dry for a day or two. And then, by no means, do NOT insert a firecracker into the diesel flour dough. That's redneck C4 and is super duper dangerous."

TaylorSwiftBoat

A Reddit post with comments. The first comment states that Kid Cudi got engaged. The second comment expresses surprise, stating the commenter thought Cudi was gay and he could have done better, possibly because he's bald. The third comment predicts the relationship won't last more than 6 months.

RapBoat

Red Leather GOOFY AHH comment section

A screenshot of a Youtube comment section. The comments are all about Cole. One comment says: "Cole like that family member you can't stay mad at." Another one says: "Cole is the definition of I have no enemies." And the last says: "Cole is the definition of never let em know your next move."

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

This definitely works

The image is a drawing with four separate life tips on how to make your friends like you more. First, a person is smiling and has a feather tucked in their collar bone, it says 'do a smile to make yourself look like you are not completely dead inside' and 'hold a feather to let your friend know you are not harmful anymore and it is all in the past.' Second, the same person is wearing a lace glove, it says 'wear a single lace glove to show that you have a delicate touch.' Third, it says 'why not wear an outfit that really shows off your figure'. Fourth, a blonde person is holding a leash attached to a dog. It says 'borrow a dog or a child of your choice so people will want to talk to you more'.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a cartoon drawing of a person in two panels. In the first panel, the person is looking straight with a flat, emotionless expression. Above is the text "I don't act or look like how I am." In the second panel, the person has a similar expression but is looking slightly to the right and the text above it reads "So what is me?". Below the two panels is a paragraph that is hard to read due to the image overlayed, but reads: "I'm forced inside this meat mannequin, this suffocating puppet I'm forced to move to survive. I hate the way I'm perceived and implied upon. Every social interaction leads definitive conclusions on me as an idea. The millions of me in everyone else's mind. The only true "me" is stuck inside 6 inches of skull and nobody can ever see it.". A distorted image of a pair of red, teary eyes is overlayed on the bottom left portion of the text.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a Google search page for "sigma". The results are encircled and connected by lines to multiple images of Patrick Bateman.

Heroin Monkey

An advertisement shows a pink rubber device shaped like lips next to a woman who is wearing the same device over her mouth. Below the image, the text reads: "Amazing Inventions Definition.org OPEN".

Heroin Monkey

A woman is standing at the side of the road holding a cardboard sign. She is wearing an ankle monitor. The text on the image says: “The definition of oxymoron. She's homeless and on house arrest.”

Anonymous

Ignore line & ovals

The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.

Frog

Definitely not high

A screenshot of a Facebook post by Soa Tendo saying, "Im high asf". Jazmine Rogers and two others reacted to the post. Soa Tendo commented, "Me too", followed by "Lol oh shit that me".

Wade

Spin

The image shows a four panel comic with Lego figures. The first panel says, "What is spin, exactly?" In the second panel, it states, "It's like when a ball spins but it's not a ball". The third panel shows a close up of a Lego head with a smile. In the last panel it concludes with, "And it doesn't spin".

Blach66.1

A screenshot of a game of Scrabble. It shows that a player named 'Zoey' played the word 'OPIUM' and earned 8 points. The user indicated that Zoey is a bot. A definition of opium is displayed: 'Addictive narcotic drug made from poppy seeds'. The player is making a vulgar comment 'she fuckin on sm'.

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