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Adolf kitler

A picture shows four adorable kittens in a cage. Above the kittens are the words "THE COUNCIL HAS DECIDED" and below are the words "YOU ARE FREN".

Tsukuyomi

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

Thoughtless

A picture of Willy Wonka looking slightly off to the left. Underneath is a text that says "I'm all for human rights and shit, but if you're on a tour in a factory and decide to wander off, it should be legal for the floor workers to hunt you for sport."

Adolf Nigler

When you run out of ammo in COD and decide to handle it yourself:

A man in a suit is holding a gun and aiming it towards his laptop. He's on a white table against a white background.

Why should you care

I know

A baby is standing in front of an open drawer full of diapers. The baby has diapers on its head. The text on the image says: "WHEN YOU CAN'T DECIDE WHAT FONT TO USE"

Oogway

Man
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your friend offered you to have a nice
sleep over so you guys could play lan Fortnite and
his mom you are the absolute
you decide to
worst friend anyone could ask for i hope you and
mom rot in hell, you disgust me.
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MEME LORD

When you've finally had enough of your
autistic brother, so you decide to sell
him to the local pedophile
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big [fire] balls

The image shows four panels, each with a different SCP object class icon and a caption. The first panel shows the icon for Euclid with text: "How hard I could hit my brother". The second panel displays the Safe icon with text: "How hard I decided to hit him". The third panel shows the Keter icon with the caption: "How he described it to my dad". The fourth and final panel shows the Apollyon icon with the caption: "How my dad gonna hit me".

big [fire] balls

A platypus is held in a person's hands, with the text 'When they can't decide between a duck or a beaver so you get them both.' above it.

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel image using screenshots from Star Wars. In the first panel an editor states that the plural of 'dwarf' is 'dwarfs' not 'dwarves'. The second panel shows Tolkien asking 'Are you threatening me?' The third panel shows the editor declaring 'The Dictionary will decide your fate.' Finally, the fourth panel shows Tolkien stating 'I wrote the Dictionary.'

Heroin Monkey

A man in a black mask and camouflage pants points to a Boeing airplane with the word 'BOEING' written on the side.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a screenshot of a Google ban message stating "You have been banned from Google" and that access may be restored on June 26, 2033. Below is a blurry close-up of a man's face looking surprised or shocked.

ICE all Mexicans get deported

only if peter was black

Peter Griffin holds up a color chart with the text 'OKAY' next to the first three shades, and 'NOT OKAY' next to the last three darker shades of brown. The text "Martha's Vineyard Liberals Deciding If You Can Live There" appears above the color chart.

M3ME G0D

A screenshot of a Twitter post by @upblissed, asking if @MrBlackOG searched up "gang." Below, a tweet from Mr. Black says that he was banned from Google, because of several requests from the United States Government regarding the topics he was searching for over the last 5 years. The text says, "You no longer have permission to use Google, nor make a new Gmail account under your name. If we are made aware that you are trying to make a new account, legal action will be taken." Mr. Black can return to Google on June 26, 2033.

Grizzlymilk

You have been visited by Leonard the all knowing. He shall decide your fate…

A plush toy with a multi-colored mane and a white hat with a blue pine tree symbol on it. Text overlay: You have been visited by Leonard the all knowing. He shall decide your fate…

Anonymous

Saw this little gem online and decided to share it

The image is divided into four squares. The top left square contains the word "ACOUSTIC" in black handwritten font and the word "cancer" underneath in smaller black handwritten font. The top right square shows an image of a cigarette. The bottom left square contains the word "ELECTRIC" in black handwritten font and the word "cancer" underneath in smaller black handwritten font. The bottom right square shows a picture of a Juul.

✨Jassy✨

Me everyday

A brown bear is standing in rushing water with a fish in its mouth. Text overlayed on the image reads: "me, doing something i'm perfectly capable of and have done before, but someone decides to watch". The source of the image is given as boredpanda.com

Inessa :)

Me: crying for an hour thinking jasmins gone. Jasmin: decides to stay Me when i see the post

An orange cartoon mouse, Jerry from Tom and Jerry, is crying with tears of joy. The text above him says "crying from happiness."

COOL BRO

THIS OMG

The image has black background with white text that says "I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved."

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256

That one friend who decides her life is a lie after her crush don´t like her back.

A person with black painted eyebrows, eyelashes, and lips. There is no text on the image.

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