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Face mcshooty

A meme featuring a man in a car with the text, "When bro said he had to hop off the game to eat dinner, but I know damn well he's gooning, I just can't prove it."

Heroin Monkey

A meme featuring a still from the movie Monsters, Inc. with the text: "Kerbals boarding the 'shitfuck 2' knowing full damn well they're going to crash and burn alive."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads, "Why you using tinder?" The second message reads, "My boyfriend died last year so I'm just trying to get back in the dating scene really :)" The third message reads, "Damn thats sad." The fourth message reads, "On our first date we should use a ouija board to get his permission to smash." The final message reads, "What the fuck is wrong with you."

Willy b

A photo of Charlie Harper from the show Two and a Half Men, looking thoughtful while sitting on a couch and holding a drink, with the text: "I drink alcohol to drown my problems, unfortunately my problems are damn good swimmers." - Charlie Harper

Heroin Monkey

YOU INSUFFERABLE
RETARD, OPEN THE DAMN LID
off

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a conversation. One user asks another about their ethnicity. The second user replies that they were born in Nepal. The first user then asks if they speak Napoleon.

Cupツ

GYAT DAMN <3

A woman in an orange outfit is standing on a city street.

countryhumans memes

damn they did them durty

The image shows a meme in a grid format. Each cell contains an illustration of a country representation labeled with different types of "gags." The countries and gags are: Germany with tape, the USA with a ball gag, Serbia with a bit gag, Russia with a muzzle, a turquoise country with a ring gag, Turkey with a cleave gag, Mexico with an OTN gag, and Brazil with a free space.

Anonymous

Damn.....

The image contains text that says: "Her boobs are saggy without a bra." and ur dick is small without an erection. NEXT

DAP ME UP

The image shows a conversation between a person and a group of kids who are familiar with Naruto only through TikTok. The bottom of the image has an anime screen capture with the caption "Shall I kill these children?"

Anonymous

The image shows two stick figures. The left one is labeled 'My friends and boyfriend at 7 in the morning' and looks grumpy with a frown. The right one is labeled 'Me and 7 in the morning for no damn reason' and looks hyper with big eyes and a wide smile. Below the two figures it says '(they hate me now)'

Jazzy💕

Every god damn day

The image shows the text "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:" above a picture of Elmo engulfed in flames.

shaylie lol

A cartoon image of a kid in a classroom looking down at a desk, while another kid is peeking behind the kid. The text overlay says: "When the teacher asking a question and you don't want to be called. Damn this table looking real tabley."

Heroin Monkey

A Capri Sun drink pouch with the text "Damn this shit kinda hydrating." "I NEED her bouncing and moaning on it." and "The Federal Government must fall."

Daddy Cock

Damn

A man is holding a hair dryer and pointing it at his head with the text "WTF IS HE BLOW DRYING? HIS THOUGHTS?"

Wade

You can’t plan for everything

A comic book panel shows a man in a suit and mask looking alarmed with a gun in his hand. He is exclaiming, "How. How the hell was I supposed to plan for this?! Damned zombie Moon Knights!!!" In the background, two figures in capes can be seen.

Wade

Based

A screenshot of a series of comments. The first comment by May TheBlahaj states: "Damn unless I'm crazy the level of transphobia on wje is insane." Followed by a reply by Snapback Jester, "You're crazy, and nobody cares". May TheBlahaj then replies: "Let me guess, Wade?", and finally nut cracker writes: "oh god".

原田

bro they got a better love story than me

The image shows a two-panel meme. The first panel shows two squirrels sitting at a small table and eating spaghetti. The second panel shows one of the squirrels lying on its back with the other squirrel on top of it, implying they are engaging in sexual activity. The text on the image says: "Damn, their little date went good."

Wade

MERICA

An eagle is in the center of the picture with the American flag in the background. The text reads 'ALEX: HEY YOU FREE FRIDAY' and 'EMILY: DAMN RIGHT I'M FREE. THIS IS AMERICA'.

Rizzey rizz face

Damn

A cartoon image shows a woman in a black catsuit carrying a green-haired man in her arms. The text above the image reads, "this mf Ferb, had unspoken rizz."

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