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Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago
    • A meme on a pink background titled "YOU CAN ONLY PICK 2". It features nine colored pills (red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, pink, brown, black) each with a unique superpower or trade-off listed below it. The options range from financial wealth with a yearly physical cost to specific sexual or violent abilities, and niche gaming skills.
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    • Acronym

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • A world map where continents and regions are labeled with humorous and vulgar acronyms. The text above the map reads, 'the world i want to live in.' The labels include: C.U.M. for North America, B.A.L.L.S. for South America, A.N.U.S. for Africa, P.E.N.I.S. for Europe, S.E.M.E.N. for Russia, C.O.C.K. for Central Asia, S.H.I.T. for India, and F.A.G.G.O.T. for Australia.
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    • Semen

    Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago
    • A screenshot of two 4chan posts. The top post features a greentext story and a picture of the anime character Cirno. The text claims the author used their own semen as a skincare product overnight and it cured their acne. The bottom post features a picture of Konata Izumi and a reply stating the user is going to try it, hoping it isn't a prank.
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    • Switch

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • Two Nintendo Switch consoles are sitting side-by-side on the wire rack inside a lit oven. One console has blue and red Joy-Cons attached, and the other appears to be a Switch Lite or the main console with grey Joy-Cons. The oven interior is visible.
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    • Oreo

    Shitpost master-general · 11 months ago
    • A meme featuring a photoshopped package of 'Oreos'. The package is blue and looks like an Oreo wrapper, but the text is altered to say 'All cum OwO' in large letters. Below it, a speech bubble points to the white filling of the cookies and says 'What's this!'. The brand name 'Nabisco' is changed to 'NIGSCO', and the weight information reads '263gs of Cum filling'. Above the image, text reads: 'Friend: nigga get some oreos. Me: I got something better.'
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    • Cock

    Anonymous · 3 years ago

    • How to eat a cock 🍆

    A book cover with the title "How to Eat Cock" and the subtitle "Mouth-cumming Penis Recipes." The author is listed as Cosima Hussey. There's also a drawing of a penis on the cover.
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    • Sink

    Anonymous · 5 years ago

    • Better to cum in the sink... than to sink in the cum.

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