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Theft

36 views · Shitpost master-general · 3 months ago

Cookie theft is worse than hitler

A screenshot of a Reddit comment thread. User Aggravating_Drag705 writes, "i once stole a cookie from my sister". User Cultural-Proposal-34 replies, "worse than hitler".

Hello Kitty

227 views · Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago

A blurry, low-resolution image of the character Squidward Tentacles from the show SpongeBob SquarePants, screaming and pointing his finger aggressively towards the right. Above the image is a text block from a social media platform stating: "HELLO KITTY DOES NOT LIKE SELF HARM OR TAKING XANAX. SHE ENJOYS BAKING COOKIES WITH HER FRIENDS".

Oreo

35 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

Baby

17 views · Willy b · 1 year ago

A woman in a light blue shirt is standing behind a red car, looking at a tray of cookies on the car's hood. Text above and below the image reads, "The cookies are ready when the baby stops screaming."

Grandma

9 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Fuckin' Donkey

A still from a Gordon Ramsay show with Ramsay looking upset and a red arrow pointing to his head. Above Ramsay, the text reads, "When Grandma asks if you liked the cookies..." Below Ramsay, the text reads, "10 HOURS!"

News

79 views · Willy b · 1 year ago

The image shows soldiers with guns. In the lower part of the image, there is a text banner that reads: "Breaking News LIVE Due to a decrease in cookie sales, The Girl Scouts switch to a more agresive sales campaign".

Oreo

2 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A package of 'Mom's Spaghetti' Oreos, with a picture of Eminem on it. The text above reads 'If you only had one snack. One cookie. Would you dunk it? Or just let it go?'

Email

47 views · Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago

The image shows a Twitter thread. Ernie Keebler tweets about getting an email from a Nigerian prince and not being sure how sending 900 Fudge Stripes will help. Jacob replies positively, mentioning the good marketing. Ernie responds positively to Jacob and Jacob then responds to Ernie with "suck my cock ernie keebler".

Lemonade

27 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man in a suit stands behind a table that has a sign on it which reads "Lemonade $.75, Cookies 2 for $1.00, AK-47 $700." There are also a pitcher of lemonade, some cookies, and an AK-47 on the table.

Bear

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

DRUNKELSKOG

A brown plush bear wearing a black top hat stands on a wooden staircase, holding a can of Dr. Pepper in one hand and a package of cookies in the other.

Username

88 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Tin

6 views · MEME LORD · 2 years ago

The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows a blue tin of butter cookies with several cookies visible through a cutout. The bottom left panel shows the inside of the same tin with a few, mostly unwrapped candies and some other stuff. The top right panel shows a man with large, anime-style eyes looking happy and smiling. The bottom right panel shows the same man with large, anime-style eyes and tears coming down from the bottom. The product of Denmark is visible on the cookie tin.

Milk

16 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A cartoon drawing shows a cookie with multiple straws in its body, sucking from different milk cartons. The milk cartons in the background look sad and have teary eyes. The text on top says, "Cookies and Milk will never be the same again..."

Oreo

410 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A package of Oreos is shown with the text "All cum OWO" written on the label. The standard text "Oreo" has been replaced by "OWO". Below that is written "What's this!" and an arrow is pointing to the cookies.

Sale

14 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a group of soldiers in military gear, with one soldier aiming a rifle around a corner. Below this image, there is a news banner that reads, "Breaking News. Live. Due to a decrease in cookie sales, the Girl Scouts switch to a more aggressive sales campaign."

Butter

6 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows six cookies each with a label below. The labels are butter, sugar, flour, baking soda, egg, and uranium 235. The cookie with uranium 235 is turquoise.

Cat

24 views · Weight Gain · 2 years ago

Cat girl weight gain

The image shows a series of five cartoon drawings of a female cat character. The first one on the upper left is a slender cat in a business outfit with a skirt. The second on the top middle is a bit chubby and is wearing a pink hoodie and grey pants and has her arms up. The third drawing is on the top right and the cat is chubbier wearing a black outfit. The fourth in the middle of the image is even bigger lying on a sofa eating cookies. The last one on the bottom is on a bed eating even more treats.

Funeral

2 views · GG Miller · 2 years ago

DANG, like for a Cookie

A young boy with blond hair is wearing a green sweater and a teddy bear pinned to the front. The text on the image says: "Old people at weddings always poke me and say 'You're next.' So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

Oven

34 views · freddyfatbear · 2 years ago

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The image shows text that reads, "Me: 'I feel like I'm forgetting about something.' The cookies I put in the oven 4 hours ago:" followed by a picture of a deformed and burnt gingerbread-like creature.

Christmas

29 views · cocomelon · 3 years ago

A man with sunglasses dramatically sprinkles something, overlaid with the text "HOW I FEEL PUTTING SPRINKLES ON CHRISTMAS COOKIES."

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