10+ Best Command Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Voice

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A four-panel exploitable meme featuring the Trollface. The top left panel shows a beaker with yellow and blue liquid, with the text 'The voices are back'. The top right panel shows the Trollface and the text '1) do not listen to them', 'get a forklift', and 'cover yourself in oil'. The bottom left panel shows the Trollface again, surrounded by various bizarre and disturbing commands like 'cover yourself in oil', 'find a sturdy metal chair', 'place buttered toast on a cat's back', 'find two magnets', 'get a forklift', 'buy 1kg of pure mercury', 'let us take control', 'you did this to yourself', and 'kill them all', with the heading '2) resist their commands'. The bottom right panel shows the Trollface with an even more chaotic and layered jumble of text, including many of the previous commands, self-blaming phrases like 'you did this to yourself', 'we can't outrun your sins', and 'this is your fault', and the large, distressed red text '3) make it stop' and 'MAKE IT STOP'. The overall image depicts a descent into a desperate mental state.

Chair

Gotta go fast

A cartoon image of Sonic the Hedgehog pointing with the text "Eat your chair" written above him.

Kill Yourself

It says the truth

A picture of Jesus with one finger pointing to the viewer and his other hand showing a thumbs up. The text on the image says "GO KILL YOURSELF!!!!".

God

KHONSHU

The image depicts a character with a bird skull head and a wrapped mummy-like body pointing with a finger against a dark background and a moon crescent behind it. The text says: I WANT YOU TO BREAK HIS WINDPIPE!

Name

boy

An animated character with a hat and glasses says, "I'm a pimp named Slickback. Say it with me, now."

Politics

i miss when polotics was just insulting your opponent

A black and white political cartoon depicting a man, King Andrew the First, wearing a crown and royal robes, holding a scepter and a scroll labeled "VETO". He is standing on papers including the Constitution and other legal documents. The text reads "OF VETO MEMORY", "BORN TO COMMAND", "HAD I BEEN CONSULTED", and "KING ANDREW THE FIRST".

Penguin

A 3D rendered penguin is wearing a cowboy hat and a sheriff star. It holds a gun. Above the penguin, it says "SHUT" and below the penguin it says "UP".

Adolf Hitler

Help

A screenshot of a chat. At the top is a video of a child stating "I AM ADOLF HITLER. COMMANDER OF THE THRID REICH. LITTLE KNOWN FACT ALSO DOPE ON ZE MIC." Underneath, the chat continues with "Bro getting horny. And that's his little sister too. Exactly. Alabama go wild."

Torture

Four black and white images show a man being tortured by having a liquid poured into his mouth. The text below reads "Lieutenant commander John McCain suffers unspeakable torture at the hands of the North Vietnamese (Hanoi, 1968)".

Dice

Truly are

A set of translucent red and white dice with the title "The Cursed dice" above. The text describes the strange properties of cursed dice, including their unnatural glow, and their ability to roll specific numbers on command.

Puppy

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Jokes

Explosion

*Loud explosion inside the tank*

"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."

Horse

A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say "Thank God" and to stop the horse, to say "Hallelujah". The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled "Hallelujah" and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said "Thank God".

Bible

They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:

Thou shalt not f... altar boys.