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K!ttyy
25 days ago

reddit ts

A screenshot of a private message from a user named Desperate_Share7776 sent at 2:25 PM. The message reads: 'Please make me your puppy, cause I wanna be down on my knees for you and listen to your commands I'm m22 feom germany and would love to chat with u and maybe do some things for u'. The profile picture is a stylized orange-brown avatar.
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    • Anonymous
    7 months ago

    Shitpost master general

    A four-panel exploitable meme featuring the Trollface. The top left panel shows a beaker with yellow and blue liquid, with the text 'The voices are back'. The top right panel shows the Trollface and the text '1) do not listen to them', 'get a forklift', and 'cover yourself in oil'. The bottom left panel shows the Trollface again, surrounded by various bizarre and disturbing commands like 'cover yourself in oil', 'find a sturdy metal chair', 'place buttered toast on a cat's back', 'find two magnets', 'get a forklift', 'buy 1kg of pure mercury', 'let us take control', 'you did this to yourself', and 'kill them all', with the heading '2) resist their commands'. The bottom right panel shows the Trollface with an even more chaotic and layered jumble of text, including many of the previous commands, self-blaming phrases like 'you did this to yourself', 'we can't outrun your sins', and 'this is your fault', and the large, distressed red text '3) make it stop' and 'MAKE IT STOP'. The overall image depicts a descent into a desperate mental state.
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    • Why should you care
    1 year ago

    Truly are

    A set of translucent red and white dice with the title "The Cursed dice" above. The text describes the strange properties of cursed dice, including their unnatural glow, and their ability to roll specific numbers on command.
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    • arsonisfun
    1 year ago

    Gotta go fast

    A cartoon image of Sonic the Hedgehog pointing with the text "Eat your chair" written above him.
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    • Toast ツ
    1 year ago

    i miss when polotics was just insulting your opponent

    A black and white political cartoon depicting a man, King Andrew the First, wearing a crown and royal robes, holding a scepter and a scroll labeled "VETO". He is standing on papers including the Constitution and other legal documents. The text reads "OF VETO MEMORY", "BORN TO COMMAND", "HAD I BEEN CONSULTED", and "KING ANDREW THE FIRST".
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    • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    Four black and white images show a man being tortured by having a liquid poured into his mouth. The text below reads "Lieutenant commander John McCain suffers unspeakable torture at the hands of the North Vietnamese (Hanoi, 1968)".
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    • Anime Boy
    2 years ago
    A 3D rendered penguin is wearing a cowboy hat and a sheriff star. It holds a gun. Above the penguin, it says "SHUT" and below the penguin it says "UP".
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    • Wade
    2 years ago

    KHONSHU

    The image depicts a character with a bird skull head and a wrapped mummy-like body pointing with a finger against a dark background and a moon crescent behind it. The text says: I WANT YOU TO BREAK HIS WINDPIPE!
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    • f4
    2 years ago

    boy

    An animated character with a hat and glasses says, "I'm a pimp named Slickback. Say it with me, now."
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    • blach66
    2 years ago

    Help

    A screenshot of a chat. At the top is a video of a child stating "I AM ADOLF HITLER. COMMANDER OF THE THRID REICH. LITTLE KNOWN FACT ALSO DOPE ON ZE MIC." Underneath, the chat continues with "Bro getting horny. And that's his little sister too. Exactly. Alabama go wild."
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    • Chri5
    2 years ago

    It says the truth

    A picture of Jesus with one finger pointing to the viewer and his other hand showing a thumbs up. The text on the image says "GO KILL YOURSELF!!!!".
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