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Yuri

Twinkl twinkl littel star

A cartoon of a person and a star. The person's speech bubble says "twinkle twinkle little star" and the second one says "I will hit you with my car".

LoserIsPro

me 7 yr ago

A purple cartoon figure with an angry expression is on a red background. Text above the figure reads, "3 YEAR OLD ME WHEN MOM DOESN'T BUY ME A TOY". Text below the figure reads, "I. Am next level. Mad."

✨Jassy✨

My brother when i slap him on the arm. But at the same time they are not about to grow up soft.

A man with a surprised expression has his finger in front of his lips, as if telling someone to be quiet. The text says "WHEN YOU SLAP YOUR LITTLE BROTHER AND HE STARTS TO CRY."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two parts. The top part contains a news article stating "Original artist behind the toy car town play rug dies at age 97", alongside a photo of an elderly man and a picture of a toy car play rug. The bottom part shows a green Pepe the Frog with teary eyes, saluting.

TechPriestGotDrip

The image shows two frames. The first is a Bionicle robot seen from the front and below, its black, green, and gray parts assembled to form a robot, with a caption above it that says: "WHAT BUILDING A BIONICLE LOOKED LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE". The second frame shows a man with short dark hair, wearing a light pink shirt and working in a lab, with Iron Man in his red, yellow, and silver armor behind him and a caption above saying: "WHAT BUILDING A BIONICLE FELT LIKE".

TechPriestGotDrip

A cartoon image of a character in a yellow outfit with a determined look, and three boxes of Bionicle toys on the right side. Above, it says "8 y/o me walking into toys 'r' us with a $30 gift card my grandma gave me."

MEME LORD

A picture of an open Nintendo DS case with game cartridges for 'Cars' and 'Kingdom Hearts'. The text 'memories bro' is written in the image. A purple vibrator is also visible on the floor next to the DS case.

shaylie lol

The image shows two side-by-side panels. The left panel depicts a young person with a concerned expression. The right panel shows a small, white dog looking back with a slightly confused expression. Above the two panels are the text "6 year old me telling my dog that if he speaks to me I will keep the secret" and "My dog" above the right image panel.

shaylie lol

A young man sits in the backseat of a car, looking slightly awkward. The text overlay says: "When your father is yelling at you about being irresponsible on your way to school and you're waiting to tell him that you forgot your bag at home."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows text saying "8 year old me in my room listening to Minecraft parodies while my parents argue in the kitchen:" above a blurry video showing a person dancing in a room.

Anonymous

A muscular bodybuilder with a very well-defined physique posing for a picture. The text says: "How I think I look like after doing 1 pushup as a child."

Heroin Monkey

An image of a dinosaur with the text "When you grow up, people stop asking you what your favorite dinosaur is. They don't even care."

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256

When you have a baby that likes water then changed their mind:

A baby is walking away from a bucket of water in a garden. There is a trampoline and a hose in the background.

Neptune ♆

i wanna know: favorite game from childhood?

A blue penguin with an orange beak and feet stands against a white background. The penguin has its arms crossed in a sassy pose.

bruce

A cartoon image shows a woman with orange hair holding a baby. The text says: "When babies start talking: I just did a boom boom"

AG3.0

The image shows a close-up of a young boy with red hair who looks like he's about to cry. The text overlaid on the image says: "BRO CRYING IN THE BUS BE LIKE:".

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

i wanna be a firefighter when i grow up

A news article headline reads: "4-year-old Hazel Park boy fatally mauled by pit bull, mother hospitalized." Below the headline is a photo of a young boy wearing a fireman's hat. The article is from the Detroit Free Press, and mentions Frank Witsll as the author and publication dates.

Cupツ

ME WHEN I WAS A KID LMAO

Homer Simpson is looking off to the left with a neutral expression. He's standing in a yard with grass and a small brown building in the background. The text 'ME WHEN I WAS A KID LMAO' is not on the image.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a picture of a person made up of small Lego bricks. The text above it says, "Here's a picture of my brother and I playing with Legos."

Hgfdfrgt

With my cancer friend

Two young boys stand on either side of a skeleton figure. All three figures are posed looking at the camera.

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