New Childhood Memes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

My little brother at three did this and it did not end well for him

An image shows a young girl with her fist up in a boxing stance facing a woman also with a fist up in a boxing stance. The text overlay reads '#Growingupblack when you accidentally call your mother by her first name instead of "mommy"'. The timestamp in the image is 7/15/15, 6:27 AM.

On everything i did all this

The image shows a yellow Minion character with a heart sticker on its cheek. The text "ADMIT IT" is at the top, followed by "You've done one of these:" then five common relatable experiences are listed such as walking into a room and forgetting why.

I did all this

A Minion is standing in front of text that reads: When I Was Younger... - I put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost them. - I slept with all my stuffed animals so none got offended. - I restarted the video game when I knew I was going to lose. - I poured soda into the cap and pretended I was taking shots. Can You Relate?

me 7 yr ago

A purple cartoon figure with an angry expression is on a red background. Text above the figure reads, "3 YEAR OLD ME WHEN MOM DOESN'T BUY ME A TOY". Text below the figure reads, "I. Am next level. Mad."

me 3 yr ago

A blue cartoon character with big eyes and small legs stands against a gray background. The text above reads, "Me going up the stairs when I was 7:".

With my cancer friend

Two young boys stand on either side of a skeleton figure. All three figures are posed looking at the camera.

My brother when i slap him on the arm. But at the same time they are not about to grow up soft.

A man with a surprised expression has his finger in front of his lips, as if telling someone to be quiet. The text says "WHEN YOU SLAP YOUR LITTLE BROTHER AND HE STARTS TO CRY."

omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. It tells a story about a person whose mother and sister die in a car accident. After some time, they open their old PS2 and find a note from their mom stating that they can play after the chores are done. She also writes that she loves them. The commenter notes that the mother never came home and they never received their hugs and kisses.

mom "go play with the neighbor" the neighbbor:

A close-up shot of a child's face distorted by being pressed against a glass surface. They are wearing blue swimming goggles. The child is smiling with their teeth showing. The background appears to be outdoors and slightly blurred.

but i dont have a mom she can't help

The meme shows Patrick from SpongeBob SquarePants looking scared. He's wearing a purple shirt that says "Mom come pick me up I'm scared". Above Patrick, the text reads "Me when I hear the lightning: nothing. Me when I see it:".

so true

A young child with her mouth open is crying. The text above her reads "MEAN OLDER SISTER" and below reads "CHASING YOU WITH VACUUM CLEANER".

When you have a baby that likes water then changed their mind:

A baby is walking away from a bucket of water in a garden. There is a trampoline and a hose in the background.

Well we learned our lesson don't make a baby mad...

A baby with an angry expression wears a green plaid shirt and a black bow tie. The text overlaid on the image reads, "WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS SO MAD AT MY PARENTS... I DIDN'T TALK TO THEM FOR 2 YEARS."

Ohhhh he said a bad word I'm tellin

A young child with a scrunched up face looking annoyed. The text overlay reads, "GUESS WHAT I LEARNED AFTER DADDY HIT HIS THUMB WITH THE HAMMER."

I WANNA STEP ON ONE OF THOSE

A photo shows a person's foot about to step on a Lego brick, with other Lego pieces scattered on the carpet. Text at the bottom reads "Lego Introduces New Sharper Bricks That Instantly Kill You When You Step On Them | Babylon Bee"

Bro looks like his mom dropped him when he was a new born

8 year old me holding a Stick and seeing a random person:

Patrick Star from Spongebob Squarepants is holding a dark object in his hand like a gun and looks angrily. The text says "you dead lol".

.l.

The image shows a split screen. The top half features a group of three Teletubbies standing closely together. The bottom half shows three people wearing similar costumes to the Teletubbies. The text "I found them" appears above the Teletubbies and "in real life" below the people.

Can you relate

A baby with wide eyes and a surprised expression is being held by a person whose face is partially visible. Text overlay reads: "THAT MOMENT WHEN YOUR DAD USES YOUR PHONE".

FOR REAL