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MEME LORD

A black and brown dachshund walks with its back legs very stiffly while its front legs are more relaxed. The text on the image reads "Me playing with my son's thing when I change his diaper (The way it wiggles is funny)"

Heroin Monkey

A text transcript of a radio conversation between the British and the Irish. The British ship demands the Irish to change course, the Irish respond that they are a lighthouse.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Man legally changes name to
"Big Dick" so that "these niggas
will keep my name out they
mouth"
@ju
C
He taken a selfie with a security cam?
The energy surrounding this man is mythically powerful. Truly he
is one we must fear.

Chexers

An otter with a small toy guitar looks into the distance. The text reads: "When you show someone something you're really proud of and they say 'cool' and change the subject."

Kai :)

i took a quiz. it was so inaccurate.

The image has white text on a black background that says: "We believe you are already happy with your life and you don't need any change. Your future will be the same as it is right now."

Daddy dick

Fr fr

The image shows two side-by-side pictures. On the left, there is Jason Momoa with long hair and a fit physique. Underneath, it says "Ending 2019". On the right is a picture of a person with a mustache, who looks worn out. Underneath, it says "Starting 2022".

ohio nugget

lol so true

A painting of a smiling monk with the text "When someone changes lanes to pass you and gets stuck behind a slower car."

Erichh

Lmao

The image shows a man with grey hair looking confused with his hands on his head. Above him, text reads, "50 Cent when he travels to Vietnam and has to change his name to 11,706 Dong."

Wade

The image shows a comparison of how people asked "who are you" in different centuries. 19th century: "Who art thou", 20th century: "Who are you" and a scene from a video with two young men in it, labeled as the 21st century: "Who dat boy, who is him". The source "boredpanda.com" is visible in the lower right corner.

DaBaba_G

It just don't feel right bro

Two images of Kermit the Frog standing by a window. On the left, Kermit is slim with the text "March 2020" above. On the right, Kermit is larger with the text "March 2021" above.

MEME LORD

My granpa when he used to
change my diaper and then
start wiggling his worm in me
@smokabean

killer of bears 101

true though

The image shows two side-by-side images of Gordon Ramsay. The left image shows him talking to a girl and says: 'So I'm not leaving until you laugh'. The right image shows a close-up of Gordon Ramsay looking angry and says: 'Hey, panini head, are you even listening to me?' Above the two pictures is the text: 'how I spoke to my best friend when we first met vs how I speak to her now.'

garytherudemanfromnextdoorxx

what a nice man xx

A man is posing with his arms crossed and the text "Please change and grow as a person" is at the top of the image.

Anonymous

So sick of the ads for rupaul.

Two dog characters wearing ski masks, armed with weapons, sitting in a car. In the background, a sign is visible that reads "Children's Drag Show". Above the dogs, the text says "BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD".

Heroin Monkey

The image is split into two panels. In the top panel, a drawn NPC is at a podium with the word "TED" behind him. The NPC is in a speech bubble saying, "organise your time or smth". In the bottom panel, there are many drawn NPCs with one of them in a speech bubble saying, "OMG, life changing".

DAP ME UP

Rate my daily schedule

The image shows a daily schedule. It lists activities from waking up at 6 AM to going to sleep at 3 or 4 AM, including school, meals, chores, and walking the dog. It also mentions snacks, specifically "3 grilled cheeses on hamburger buns."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a screenshot from a Wikipedia page about Irish inventions. The page lists inventions across different centuries. In the 14th century, two items are listed: Caid and Whiskey. After that there is a 300 year gap until the 17th century where a few more inventions are listed. The text above the screenshot states that the 300-year gap in Irish inventions after whiskey was invented is a favorite thing.

Wade

“High Arousal”

The image displays text from a search result which reads: "What causes lucid dreams to happen? Later studies showed that lucid dreaming often occurs during moments of particularly high arousal or change in brain wave activity in the outer layer of the brain. Recognition of dreaming may occur specifically in the dorsolateral prefrontal cortex, where working memory, planning, and abstract reasoning occur." To the right is an illustration of two people: one standing in pajamas and another in bed, possibly dreaming.

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

I HAVE TO RUN AS IF I JUST KEEP LOOKING CUTE YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!
FAST AS I CAN
TOA RANDOMLY
SELECTED OTHER ROOM THEY'LL SURELY BLAME THE DOG
ANTIS DAT CHIKIN
OMG! OMG
LET ME EAT YOU DO NOT LEAVE ME!
FOR MEEZ?
I CAN CHANGE.....

Heroin Monkey

A tweet shows a school board proposing a list of names for a school. These names include "Drew Brees Elementary", "Bruce Lee Elementary", "John Cena Elementary School", "Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance", and "Schoolie McSchoolface". The tweet comments, "This is what happens when you let the students submit new names for their school."

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