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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a person with a hand-drawn, simple face over a photo of a woman on a red carpet. The text above reads: "Hello fellow humans, I am celebrity No. 2932, I believe in everything that is safe and popular with people aged 18-35. You may now praise me on the social media platform of your choice, remember to purchase my newly manufactured album."

rapboat

Based king

A news headline states, 'Diddy: I Will Beat These Charges Senseless', accompanied by a photo of Diddy in a gray shirt.

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Diddy cook??

Diddy with a serious expression is shown wearing a shirt that says, "VOTE OR DIE!", and opening his suit jacket to reveal it. He's in front of an audience.

Anonymous

thats painful

A two-panel image. The top panel shows a picture of Ed Sheeran. The text says "Ed has no girlfriend,". The bottom panel shows a woman in a dress, walking away in the fog. The text says "because Sheeran away."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a two-panel drawing of a factory conveyor belt. In the top panel, a stick figure worker is standing near the conveyor belt with M&M candies. The text says, "Man it sure is boring working at the M&M factory." In the bottom panel, Eminem is standing in the place of the stick figure worker, near the conveyor belt with the same M&M candies.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows three characters from Spongebob Squarepants. On the left is a blue fish character with wide open eyes and mouth. In the middle is Mr. Krabs with a scowl on his face. To his right is a pink character with wide eyes and a surprised expression. The text above the characters says "Usher during the Halftime show."

Heroin Monkey

A photo with three people on a yellow water slide in a green grassy area. Snoop Dogg is photoshopped at the top of the water slide, looking forward. He appears to be 'peeing' water onto the slide. Jay-Z is in the middle, lying on his belly, on the slide, with a green frisbee in hand and water running over him. In the background, a third person is kneeling and raising up two bottles of lotion.

Heroin Monkey

A picture of Stevie Wonder with the text "Hey, I'm Stevie Wonder, and you're watching Disney channel." There is a blue, scribbled image to the left.

Lil’ bro

Danny de-Cheeto

The image shows a cartoonish rendering of actor Danny DeVito as a Cheeto snack. It's a full body shot of the morphed figure with Danny DeVito's head and a body resembling a Cheeto.

Heroin Monkey

A group of smiling celebrities are taking a selfie. The text says: "POV: You just came out of the shipping container on Epstein island."

big [fire] balls

The image is divided into three parts. The left part shows a portrait of Kanye West. The top right part shows a diagram of two heads connected by lines representing telepathic communication. The bottom right shows a police car with flashing lights.

TaylorSwiftBoat

Finally a RAPPER at #1

A screenshot of the top OnlyFans earners in 2024. Bhad Bhabie is at the number one spot with monthly earnings of $1,489,374. Jameliz Benitez Smith is ranked second, followed by Belle Delphine, Amber Rose, Liliana Jasmine, and Megan Barton-Hanson.

Heroin Monkey

A pink, worm-like creature with a human face. The face is that of Dwayne Johnson. It is on a black background.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a tweet warning people not to click a link that supposedly leads to LeBron James nudes, because it's a virus that turns on caps lock.

rapboat

Text: THEORY: My father leaving me is a Drake diss. Reason 1: My father left without saying a word or giving a reason, a reference to how Drake sneak disses people with no direct confrontation. Reason 2: My father is a big Rihanna fan, we all know what happened between Rihanna and Drake...

rapboat

The image shows a close-up of a rustic stone toilet with a hole in the center, with grass visible through the hole. Above it reads: "J-Cole's Toilet. Too Humble."

AG3.0

The image shows Kanye West sitting on a wooden bench with a Freddy Fazbear head next to him. There's text at the bottom saying "Kanye West is Freddy Fazbear".

period boo

A close-up shot of Shaquille O'Neal with a slightly skeptical or surprised expression, looking off to the side.

garytherudemanfromnextdoorxx

what a role model xx

A man with white hair and a blue checked shirt is leaning back on a blue sofa. He is looking towards the camera with his head resting on his hand. He appears to be relaxed. The text states: "what a role model".

Adolf Nigler

Diddy Wins. What's the next tournament?

A bracket-style tournament featuring celebrity photos. Diddy's photo is highlighted as the winner.

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