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Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • 1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident
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    Cyberpunk

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet talks about "Cp", an abbreviation for child p***ography. The second tweet shows Walter White in a car yelling, "HANK, DON'T ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK!"
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  • Case

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a Wikipedia article titled 'Enumclaw horse sex case.' The article details a 2005 incident where Kenneth D. Pinyan died from internal injuries after engaging in bestiality with a stallion. The article mentions other participants, James Michael Tait and Douglas Spink, and discusses the legal changes in Washington state prompted by the incident, including making bestiality a Class C felony. A map shows the location of Enumclaw, Washington State.
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    Fire

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a Google search with the query "cause of the great london fire". The first result shown is "Great Fire of London / Cause" and below it is the answer "Fire".
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  • Pollution

    RapBoat · 10 months ago
  • A close-up shot of a clear bottle, likely containing a beverage, with its white plastic cap still attached to the bottle by a small piece of plastic. In the background, a bottle of Tito's Vodka and a glass with a drink and ice are visible. Text overlaid on the image asks about the manufacturing of bottle caps in Europe not fully disconnecting and states it's happening everywhere. A comment beneath the text explains it's to avoid pollution.
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    Storm

    Drakes snake · 2 years ago
  • FR

    A man stands next to a barbecue grill with a very large fire, accompanied by the text, "When you know what you're about to say is gonna cause a s*** storm, but you say it anyway."
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    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • Genuine question to you all

    The image is a table with the title "How are you still alive!?" There are eight numbered rows, each with a different answer: #1 "I'm not." #2 "I HAVE NO IDEA!" #3 "I had to go to work today." #4 "I'm doing science and I'm still alive." #5 "Too much swag." #6 "$7.52". #7 "yro'ue" and #8 "Spite". There's a signature "Bc" in the top right corner.
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    Order

    Thoughtless · 2 years ago
  • A man with glasses says, "I DON'T TAKE ORDERS FROM GIRLS!" In the second image, he says, "'CAUSE THEY DON'T TALK TO ME!" There are two women in the background of both images, looking indifferent.
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  • Netflix

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows two boxes of cereal called "Colon Blow" with a warning: "May cause abdominal distention. Consult a physician." Text at the top reads "Netflix: Are you still watching? Someone's son:". There are two bowls of the cereal.
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    FBI Agent

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A Twitter post with the text "I squeeze my girl when she on her period cause she my Lil ketchup packet" above an image of two men. The bottom image has the text "My FBI agents" over it.
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  • Booty

    RapBoat · 2 years ago
  • The image is a two-panel comic showing examples of appropriate and inappropriate workplace behavior. In the top panel, a man is labeled "APPROPRIATE" and says, "She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty (Booty)." A woman at her desk responds, "AWWW, YOU'RE SWEET." In the bottom panel, a man is labeled "INAPPROPRIATE" and says, "Grippy, huh. Grippy, I call her that 'cause it's grippy." The same woman is now on the phone, saying, "HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!" The faces of the men are replaced with pictures of the rappers Gunna and J. Cole respectively.
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    Iceberg

    Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago
  • A three-panel political compass meme. The top panel shows an NPC Wojak against a political compass background, with the text: "The sinking of the Titanic was an accident caused by poor weather conditions." The middle panel shows a Brainlet Wojak against a political compass background, with the text: "The Titanic was deliberately sunk to kill off those who opposed the creation of the Federal Reserve." The bottom panel shows GigaChad against a political compass background, with the text: "Ice (((berg)))"
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  • Instance

    big [fire] balls · 1 year ago
  • The image displays a table with three text fields, each describing a different state of Allison Eckhart. The first one describes her as an extradimensional being, the second as an agent, and the third as a comatose being. All three texts use complicated and formal language to describe Allison Eckhart.
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    Cat

    The Banana Guy · 2 years ago
  • The meme shows two images of cats. The first cat is a cute, grey kitten with big eyes. The second cat is a tan adult cat with big eyes and buck teeth. The text on the image reads, "The cat on the internet" above the kitten image and "The cat I bought cause internet influences me to have one" above the adult cat image.
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  • IShowSpeed

    ligmaballs2.0 · 2 years ago
  • A photo of IShowSpeed and Cristiano Ronaldo. On the bottom is a text stating "NEWS ISHOWSPEED FOUND DEAD AFTER CHOKING ON RONALDO'S BALLS. The dick riding was too insane it ended up causing his death. SN".
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    Orphan

    richie · 7 years ago
  • Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.

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