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Problem

Theres my problem

A person in a blue shirt and jeans stands next to a car with its hood open. The car is submerged in water. The text overlay on the image says, "WELL THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM".

Tip

A vintage style illustration with the text "WITCHCRAFT TIPS. HOW TO PERFORM: Curse of breaking every bone in someone's body. TO DO THIS SPELL YOU WILL NEED: car." To the right is a cartoon witch holding a green book, and a small black car is shown flying through the air above her head.

Barbie

Even Barbie hates the flat back.

A news headline shows that the "Nation's Gays" prefer Mustang convertibles over the new Jaguar. The image includes a man leaning against a black Mustang and an inset image of a pink car with a very flat back.

Tesla

The image shows a two-panel comparison. The top panel shows a red Corvette performing a burnout, with smoke billowing from the tires. The text “Corvette burnout” is below the car. The bottom panel shows a Tesla engulfed in flames, with the text “Tesla burnout” underneath.

Toddler

Two cartoon dogs are lying in bed. The dog on the left looks tired. The dog on the right is in a restless pose. Text above them reads "Sleeping with your toddler is like sharing your bed with a drunk octopus looking for its car keys." The source @blueydudes is printed at the bottom of the image.

Time

A green, pea-shaped car is parked on a brick surface. The meme text at the top says: "There's no time to explain. Get in the pea."

Florida Man

The image shows a split screen. The top half contains a news headline and two photos of a man. The headline reads: "Florida Man Arrested For Hanging On Traffic Light And Sh*tting On Cars Passing Underneath". The photos show a mugshot and street scene. The bottom half of the image shows a pigeon standing indoors on an armchair, with the text "Are you challenging me?"

Image

A photo of a muscular man is shown in a bathroom mirror. The image is a thumbnail in what appears to be a car advertisement, which shows a 2001 C5 Chevrolet Corvette listed for $12500 in Cordova. The text at the top reads "2001 C5 Chevrolet Corvette - $12500 (Cordova)" and the text in the lower right corner reads "image 15 of 15". Below are thumbnails of a blue sports car.

Note

A split image shows two dogs. The left dog looks upset and angry, the right dog smiles happily. Above the images, it says "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! NO NOTE! CAR GONE! YOU COULD'VE DIED! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN!" and "Hello Harry, dear!"

Neighbor

Neighbor

The image is a four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a priest at a pulpit says, "Love your neighbor as yourself." In the second panel, a woman waves at a man from her car and says, "Hello neighbor." In the third panel, the woman yells, "You fucking moron." at the man. In the fourth panel, the man yells at the woman, "You worthless piece of human shit."

Upgrade

W car from drift hunters? also its the beginner car but i got max upgrades , im trying to save up to get the 90k gtr - r34 or gtr - 35

Testicle

Megamind says that there is no point trying to escape, as he attached a car battery to the testicles.

Secret

I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys

The image shows a disassembled car key at the top and a drawing of a mechanical character with glowing blue eyes with the text "I know the secrets of the machine". The caption at the top reads "when you learn how to disassemble your car key".

Consequence

The image is split into two parts. In the upper part, a white pelican is about to swallow a brown capybara, while other capybaras stand nearby. The lower part shows the same pelican in the back seat of a police car. The text “actions have consequences” is placed between the two images.

Billboard

The image shows two adjacent billboards. The one on the left advertises "Huggies" diapers and features a baby swinging down. The billboard on the right advertises the movie "Hitman" with an image of a man pointing a gun. The text on the billboard says: "Hitman. In Theaters Nov 21." Below these two big billboards there is also a smaller billboard for "West Side Auto Clinic" that says: "Cars Repaired".

Tire

A car is missing one tire. A tire is laying on the ground in front of the car. A hand is holding a power tool, likely a grinder, in front of the tire.

Piston

A diagram of a car's brake system with labels for the fluid reservoir, piston, spring, fluid, master cylinder, brake pedal, and slave cylinder. The text reads "#BrakesAreRacist #CutYourBrakeLines to end systemic racism."

Manufacturer

In a scene from Breaking Bad, Walter White is in his lab working with test tubes. The text above him refers to car manufacturers.

Bitch

The image is a three-panel meme. The first panel shows a red Ferrari speeding down the road with the caption "I can go fast." The second panel shows a Jeep Wrangler driving through a shallow riverbed with the caption "I can go everywhere." The third panel shows a silver Mitsubishi Lancer and a blue Subaru Impreza jumping over a small hill with the caption "B*tch please... We can do both."

Owner

The image is split into two parts. The top part shows a red Tesla car parked on a concrete surface. The bottom part shows a picture of two men looking at each other smiling.

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